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Fandom Radio, Friday, June 13, 2014
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professor-lyman.livejournal.comAll right, it' Friday the 13th, so let's get through this fast before something terrible happens today.
*vehement chittering*
Why is anything bad going to be my--Right. I tempted the wrath from high atop the thing. I'll be right back. Have to go outside, spin around and spit.
*dead air*
Okay, I'm back now. This is Josh Lyman with yesterday's news. In classes, Thor taught his cooking students about s'mores, and if anyone says that the marshmallow should not be set on fire, they are wrong. But, um, blow it out before you eat it, okay? Molten sugar is no one's friend. Driver's Ed drove hovercrafts, and now I feel like my class is extremely boring, and he even explained how they worked before the kids got to try 'em out. Try Not to Die went to Naboo--anyone else think that Skywalker is just leaning on a keyboard to make these planets up?--where they had to swim through a swamp and then either read a foreign alphabet to learn about a queen or dress up in her outfits. Most went for the outfits and the squirrels are giving big thumbs up--if they had thumbs--for how you all looked. Alana won the day, so buy her a Coke. And in Give Josh a Heart Attack class, Kenzi taught her kids how to dance before they launched a flash mob onto an unsuspecting public.
...and then the cops came. Because of course they did.
In the dorms, Celia was resting up in her room and was worrisome enough to damper her roomie Alana's triumphant win in Skywalker's class. Rinoa also stopped by to
In town, Mary was telling Gunther about the women's prison she visited. Is that a euphemism for "was incarcerated at?" Because that's how it sounds to me. Buffy was at the Devil's Nest using the World Cup for what the squirrels assure me is its God-intended purpose: ogling the sweaty men who are playing. And Barry was in the secret lair the squirrels have found, rocking an amazing headdress, apparently, when he was interrupted in his work by Social Justice Warrior.
Seriously? People, you've got to get better names.
And with that, I'm out of here.
*vehement chittering*
Why is anything bad going to be my--Right. I tempted the wrath from high atop the thing. I'll be right back. Have to go outside, spin around and spit.
*dead air*
Okay, I'm back now. This is Josh Lyman with yesterday's news. In classes, Thor taught his cooking students about s'mores, and if anyone says that the marshmallow should not be set on fire, they are wrong. But, um, blow it out before you eat it, okay? Molten sugar is no one's friend. Driver's Ed drove hovercrafts, and now I feel like my class is extremely boring, and he even explained how they worked before the kids got to try 'em out. Try Not to Die went to Naboo--anyone else think that Skywalker is just leaning on a keyboard to make these planets up?--where they had to swim through a swamp and then either read a foreign alphabet to learn about a queen or dress up in her outfits. Most went for the outfits and the squirrels are giving big thumbs up--if they had thumbs--for how you all looked. Alana won the day, so buy her a Coke. And in Give Josh a Heart Attack class, Kenzi taught her kids how to dance before they launched a flash mob onto an unsuspecting public.
...and then the cops came. Because of course they did.
In the dorms, Celia was resting up in her room and was worrisome enough to damper her roomie Alana's triumphant win in Skywalker's class. Rinoa also stopped by to
In town, Mary was telling Gunther about the women's prison she visited. Is that a euphemism for "was incarcerated at?" Because that's how it sounds to me. Buffy was at the Devil's Nest using the World Cup for what the squirrels assure me is its God-intended purpose: ogling the sweaty men who are playing. And Barry was in the secret lair the squirrels have found, rocking an amazing headdress, apparently, when he was interrupted in his work by Social Justice Warrior.
Seriously? People, you've got to get better names.
And with that, I'm out of here.