Fandom Radio, Monday, December 17th

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Hey all, Korra here, and I have antlers. The squirrels do too. They look a bit like mini, fluffy-tailed cat deer.

( Oh and all this stuff happened.... )

Fandom Radio, Tuesday, December 17th

[spin_kick_snap]

You want me to go in here? In the radio station?

*Excited chittering*

Okay, I'm...oh! Is that a present? For me? How'd you guys know it was my birthday? That's really sweet, thank you! Is this something you do for everyone? I mean, this is just adorable! There's even a little bow and everything! Thank you guys so much!

*Impatient noises*

Oh, you want me to open it? Sure! I wonder what's inside! *Sounds of ripping paper* What's this? Paper? *Rustling* Are these--radio notes?

*Squirrely laughter*

These are radio notes. Did you guys know it was my birthday or was this just a random thing?

*Evasive noises*

I'm guessing that means it was random. And...the radio light has been on this whole time, hasn't it? Ooookay. I guess I'll just do this then.

Hi, Fandom. This is Kathy and I just walked through showers of hot cocoa to bring you the news from yesterday. Uh, sorry if I'm not as funny as some of the other broadcasters. This really wasn't how I expected to be woken up this morning.

Anyway, over in School, finals started. Anger Management had a sim where they had to fly during the holidays and, believe me, anyone who didn't end the period having a breakdown deserves an A. Modern American History wrote essays about which decade was the most important. I'd say the 60's, because second wave feminism and the Civil Rights Movement really took off, preparing the way for the fight for greater equality. I mean, granted, second-wave feminism really only focused on the plight of white women, but it was an excellent stepping stone for--

*More impatient chittering*

I think I'm being told to keep going. Errr, Teamwork was run by Cade, and they had to steal presents from a mall Santa, even though they were stuck with hooves and antlers. I hope it was another sim. Either way, Gert was pretty unsurprised that this was Cade's idea of teamwork. In less larcenous news, Care For Magical Creatures had to write a paragraph about how to avoid getting killed, which I guess is pretty useful, and Science You Cannot Possibly Comprehend had an hour to invent something. Once the hour was up, they...went back in time to test it out? Really?

This school. Sometimes I don't even.

And in the only bit of news that could also happen in a normal school, Professor Poole was dozing in his office after a long night at the bar. Okay, so, while that happened a lot in my old school, we didn't normally report on it. Eesh. Sorry, Professor. I'm just reading what the notes say.

Moving quickly on to hopefully less privacy-invasive topics--you guys are worse than the NSA, seriously--we go to Dorms. Oh. That can't be good. Sorry to anyone I'm about to talk about. Uhh, it says here that Topher was in the lobby of the dorms with a table full of snacks for people, courtesy of StuCo. And...that's it for notes. I feel like a million times better now.

Lastly, in Town, Bruce Wayne was having a nice dinner at Il Pollo. Umm, the notes say here that Jessica Drew bugged him about what he was eating, but I'm sure they just had a charming meal on what may or may not have been a date, I'm not speculating.

Or judging.

Or whatever.

But it looks like that's all the notes I have, so I'm going to head back to my room for a few more hours of sleep before my final today. Thanks for listening, Fandom. I--

*A squirrely rendition of 'Happy Birthday.'*

Aww, thanks guys.