Yakko's Radio Story Time, Sunday, October 21

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Announcer: Gather round, little children, because it's story time with Yakko Warner!

Yakko: Hello, children. My name is Yakko, and I'm here to tell you all about everything that happened yesterday, but in story form. It all started when our hero, Jesse Newssquirrel, woke up.

"I sure would like an adventure in another world today," Jesse said, in squirrel-talk. Fortunately, Jesse was the master of a genie who played more by the generic gist of the law rather than the actual letter of it, so the fact that this wasn't quite a wish didn't stop him from sending Jesse to a fascinating new land inhabited by strange creatures and even stranger people.

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Fandom Radio, Monday, October 22

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Well, it's that time again. The one where I tell you all what happened yesterday. Why? I don't know. You were all too self-absorbed to find out for yourselves. Or too young, apparently. Why? I don't know. There's no scientific basis for this. I've just decided you all did this purely to annoy me, so fine. You were kids.

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