Fandom Radio, Tuesday, September 25th

[furnaceface]

Once upon a time, there was a very large man who enjoyed sleeping in. Now, boys and girls, this large man, the one with the biceps that were roughly the same size as his head, was willing to make the occasional exception to this 'sleeping in' thing that he tried to keep on top of, provided there was coffee around.

Do you know what happens when the large man is forced out of bed by rodents and herded to a radio station without coffee?

*Chittering*

… That's right. I get even more snarky. Do be dears and get me some before the dryness in my voice turns the entire island arid, hm?

*Scampering*

In the meantime, I'll read these notes, and hopefully the island won't suffer too terribly much for it. We'll start with the notes from the School, where Zayne being home sick meant that the droids from Goodvalor's were leading How to Start a Business in a movie day. Also watching a film, perhaps less surprisingly, were the students in Philosophy 102, with a charming number about a Yeti. And continuing the trend, Lady Ghanima in Two Lions showed one about the Vatican, but at least she did that after explaining how her family used myths to take control, and followed it up with a discussion about religion and power.

William broke the trend in the library, reshelving books and checking up on hockey, which I assume is something terribly Canadian and I'll never truly understand. And Science-with-an-exclamation-point-and-all-caps built tiny robotic pets, because they didn't get the 'movie day' memo, either.

In the Dorms, Anakin-not-Skywalker was working on his datapad when he got a call summoning him home, and in my experience those things rarely go well, you know, Anakin. Olive, meanwhile, was in the fourth floor common room, coming to the dawning realization that television is stupid. Luv, I could have told you that the second I found out that MTV didn't actually play music any more. Jessica and Toby came in as well, and while Jessica tried to argue that the educational channels still had decent content, Toby argued that there were different levels of stupid, and really it was the difference between Cactibear and that bloody idiotic show about musical chairs.

Really. What the hell is wrong with people?

Town was quiet yesterday right along with the rest of the island, most likely because we're all still recuperating from talking-animal-souls-weekend. Fortunately, we have parents weekend coming up to look forward to. Or to dread, as Cade was doing at Stark Industries. Priestly was being addressed as Boaz at Café Luke's yesterday for reasons unknown, and at Caritas, Tino was surprising us all, and Jake in particular, by doing math problems.

Not something I tend to do in a bar, personally, but to each his own. And once again I've finished reading these notes before the squirrels could return with my coffee. I'll have to start adding more snark, in the future, to further illustrate my point and to pass the time so that I don't breeze through the notes from town without caffeine. This is Jonothon Starsmore, signing off and leaving the station in the hopes of heading the squirrels off somewhere in town before I make it home.

Fandom Radio- Wednesday, September 26

[fates_jaye]

And now we're back to normal. It's Jaye on a Wednesday and all is good in the world again.

This stack of notes isn't very big, but I think that's about normal. Everyone's hiding in preparation for the hell on Earth that is a ton of family members descending on the populace like zombies or rabid monkeys or something.

*chittering*

Yeah, sure, just pour it in my coffee and we'll pretend it's socially acceptable.


SCHOOL

In Combat there was sparring, and... something about hair on fire and Snoopy dancing. Typical Fandom class. After class Cade stopped by to warn Jaina that his uncle would probably recognize her. No pressure or anything. Mad Science and you discussed whether discussed whether or not they should use massive chemical weapons. NO. The answer is NO. Ethics also went... ethical, talking about how if something's really popular, does that make it okay to do. Like people getting fed to lions and stuff. The answer is no... unless it's entertaining. Which is probably why it's popular.

And Pajama Club decided they can tell their parents this is a service organization. Called the Pajama Club. That'll totally work.


TOWN

Dorms were boring again, so over at Stark Industries, Victor was brooding with country music. My first thought is to wonder if someone got broken up with. He said it was all JARVIS' fault when Olive came in, ad then they talked about Parents Weekend. Shhhh. I've decided if we stop talking about it, we can pretend it's not happening. Hanna was kind of paranoid over at Demon Marcus, and at Caritas, Kitty was experimenting with whipped cream vodka. Both acceptable ways to deal with... the upcoming... things we're not talking about.

And that's all the notes. Godspeed, Fandom, and good luck.