WTFH Radio, Friday, August 31

[dirtiest-skank.livejournal.com]

"I don't get this. No, seriously, I don't -- are you pointing? Do you even have fingers? How the hell are you -- hey, okay, sorry, I didn't mean to be offensive, I just...I mean, technically those are a part of your paw and I am sure they're not called fingers. It's not offensive if it's accurate.

….oh my god I'm arguing with a woodland creature.

Um. Okay, so, why are you pointing? At this...paper. And the microphone? You want me to read it. Um. Okay. How do I -- oh, it's on. Oh, sh...hi, everyone, this is Olive, bringing you...Friday's news, I guess! Hey, so, just so everyone knows, every single one of you has failed me for not warning me about the squirrels. Sure, you made your nice little helpful comments about the, "Hey, sometimes people are from outer space!" and "Maybe your big sibling is an unwed mother from 1915, no big!" but no one told me I could be shanghai'd into reading things on the air thanks to squirrels.

All of you. All of you failed me.

...anyway.

( and then she actually reads the notes, yes. )