Fandom Radio, Thursday, December 29th

[lockestheway]

Aaaand good morning, Fandom! We've got a few more notes here than last week, so hopefully the squirrels will be feeling a little less experimental today...

*sad tuba noise*

Put that down. It's not cute; it's just heavy. So. Let's just tear into these notes so I can get back to work bed, shall we? Over in the dorms, Natalie played the piano - I'm sorry I missed that - and Kate stopped by to discuss the absence of pianos in her homeworld. Or at least the lack of piano playing. Considering what you've told me, that doesn't really surprise me. Elphaba actually manages to succesfully run the gauntlet by identifying Natalie as someone who isn't Kate Gregson. Congratulations. I think you get a prize.

Stephanie went outside to enjoy the cold night air, while Luke shoved all of his roommate's things into the closet. People, clean up after yourselves in the future? It's just obnoxious not to.

Anyway, professor Madrox was in his office, where he got a phone call from someone named Jeff. Apparently the squirrels are throwing some kind of half-party, half-terrified-cowering-session up here. I have no idea why, besides that 'monkeys and lesbians' were the topic of conversation.

In town, Quinn enjoyed her new haircut at the hotel. Shira unpacked inventory at the Magic Box, while William enjoyed his tea at Stark Industries. Don't spill anything. Raven and Jono were on a date at Cafe Fina, and it was deemed 'only slightly awkward'. Good work, kids. You'll be moving one grade up the curve yet!

Kitty bummed around the Perk watching people when she was suddenly interrupted by Professor Gardner, who's taking a semester off from teaching you folks to serve drinks at Caritas.

Don't turn into an alcoholic, ex-Professor Gardner; it would be unseemly.

And that was all for yesterday's news! Have a good one.