Pirate Radio [Friday, November 25, 2011]

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It is the day after Thanksgiving and I, Captain Jack Sparrow, am still full.

I probably shouldn't have eaten so many rolls, savvy?

Since it were a holiday and all, there was naught a class to be held yesterday. In the dorms, Ender called Peter, and then talked wit' Ben about what he told Peter about. Boy Sam who didn't teach were in his room, where he explained t' Natalie that he was not avoiding her. And after dinner, Jack o' the Carters ran across a Lady Gaga special on television, which he needed Seifer t' explain t' him.

*weirded out chittering*

No, I don't think she's worn live squirrels yet.

And finally, in town, we all ate ourselves ill--probably not in a food-poisony way--at the big Thanksgivin' feast. Caroline warned Jacob away from the oyster stuffin', Raven said hello t' Chuck of the Basses, and Really Tall Sam did the same. T' Chuck, not Raven. Ye could also share what ye are thankful for.

I, myself, am thankful fer rum.

*chittering*

Try t' contain yer shock. That's all from here--talk t' ye next week with the news o' yesterday.