Pirate Radio [Friday, September 16, 2011]
Friday, September 16th, 2011 09:45 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Good mornin', me hearties, on this cool, crisp autumn day. I'm from the Caribbean, so naturally, I hate it, and all o' the pumpkin-flavored coffee in the world will not be changin' me mind.
*smug chittering*
Ye've got foam on yer noses.
( Jack radio! )
And that's all we have--no, here comes a squirrel wit' a sudden weather bulletin. We do that now?
*chittering*
Fine, we do that now. The volcano that had popped up between us 'n the Isle o' Ikea seems t' have burned itself out, but th' pile o' lava is still steamin'--how did we find this out?
*more chittering*
Larry in a hang-glider. Really. The squirrels also pass along that the visibility is zero 'n if you want t' keep havin' feet--oh, poor Larry--not t' step on...whatever this now is. And that is all we have today. I'm goin' back t' sleep, savvy?
*chittering*
No, I don't want t' visit Larry-- *click*
*smug chittering*
Ye've got foam on yer noses.
( Jack radio! )
And that's all we have--no, here comes a squirrel wit' a sudden weather bulletin. We do that now?
*chittering*
Fine, we do that now. The volcano that had popped up between us 'n the Isle o' Ikea seems t' have burned itself out, but th' pile o' lava is still steamin'--how did we find this out?
*more chittering*
Larry in a hang-glider. Really. The squirrels also pass along that the visibility is zero 'n if you want t' keep havin' feet--oh, poor Larry--not t' step on...whatever this now is. And that is all we have today. I'm goin' back t' sleep, savvy?
*chittering*
No, I don't want t' visit Larry-- *click*