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Pirate Radio [Thursday, July 28]
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capt-maxfactor.livejournal.comFirst things first: why is there a stork in my radio booth and why does it insist on giving me a rock? It's early, so I'm pretty sure I'm not drunk yet. If you know, stop by my class tonight and tell me. It's really very vexing. Go on, shoo.
*pause*
It's not shooing. On with the news!
In classes, The Magic of a Good Time learned all about party food, and yet I have none of it in front of me. Poorly done, squirrels. And in Everything's a Weapon, students were charged wit' finding something weapon-like in the weapon-free dorms. Me? I like a nice chair. There's a reason it's a classic choice, savvy? Neal was so cold in his office that he was Googling space heaters. I'm assuming that's not something dirty because there are some places even my brain refuses t' go.
In the cabins, Toby turned back from a cat into a naked human--in this weather, I imagine that was not particularly flattering for poor Toby, and Bruce was in his alcove drawing maps of the campground and the preserve. The squirrels assure ye that it's not so he can bury bodies. At least they hope.
And finally in town, Lindsay's playing classic rock at Groovy Tunes. Around here it's important to ask: What does she consider classic? Beethovan? Beatles? Backstreet Boys, God help us? Quinn is listening to Christmas music at the hotel, which seems quite appropriate, given the roughly 18 feet of snow we have outside.
*chittering*
I exaggerate for comic effect. Keep up, squirrels. And Kate was at the movie theater, but is in a sour mood, so be careful if you see Kate today.
At Caritas, Nathan was trying to drink everything, so if no one sees him by about 10 o'clock, check the clinic for alcohol poisoning, savvy? Finally, Jessica was wearing a tiara at the Devil's Nest. I have one too! The jewels really bring out me eyes.
And that's it from me! Talk to ye next week!
[OOC: And I swear I'll link to Alex's townie class when I can, you know, get townies to open for me.]
*pause*
It's not shooing. On with the news!
In classes, The Magic of a Good Time learned all about party food, and yet I have none of it in front of me. Poorly done, squirrels. And in Everything's a Weapon, students were charged wit' finding something weapon-like in the weapon-free dorms. Me? I like a nice chair. There's a reason it's a classic choice, savvy? Neal was so cold in his office that he was Googling space heaters. I'm assuming that's not something dirty because there are some places even my brain refuses t' go.
In the cabins, Toby turned back from a cat into a naked human--in this weather, I imagine that was not particularly flattering for poor Toby, and Bruce was in his alcove drawing maps of the campground and the preserve. The squirrels assure ye that it's not so he can bury bodies. At least they hope.
And finally in town, Lindsay's playing classic rock at Groovy Tunes. Around here it's important to ask: What does she consider classic? Beethovan? Beatles? Backstreet Boys, God help us? Quinn is listening to Christmas music at the hotel, which seems quite appropriate, given the roughly 18 feet of snow we have outside.
*chittering*
I exaggerate for comic effect. Keep up, squirrels. And Kate was at the movie theater, but is in a sour mood, so be careful if you see Kate today.
At Caritas, Nathan was trying to drink everything, so if no one sees him by about 10 o'clock, check the clinic for alcohol poisoning, savvy? Finally, Jessica was wearing a tiara at the Devil's Nest. I have one too! The jewels really bring out me eyes.
And that's it from me! Talk to ye next week!
[OOC: And I swear I'll link to Alex's townie class when I can, you know, get townies to open for me.]