Fandom Radio, Friday, July 23

[bigdamnprincipal]

Good evening, everyone. I hope you've all had a good Friday - or, at least, an interesting one with all the new...people in town. Judging from the size of the stack of notes in front of me, I'm going to assume I don't have to hope very hard.

( It's news time with the principal! )

WTFH Radio, Saturday, July 24

[carpe_demon]

Drake was still in an ABBA mood tonight, and thus he was opening his broadcast with his best rendition of Voulez-Vous.

People everywhere
A sense of expectation hanging in the air
Giving out a spark
Across the room your eyes are glowing in the dark
And here we go again, we know the start, we know the end
Masters of the scene
We've done it all before and now we're back to get some more
You know what I mean

Voulez-vous (ah-ha)
Take it now or leave it (ah-ha)
Now is all we get (ah-ha)
Nothing promised, no regrets
Voulez-vous (ah-ha)
Ain't no big decision (ah-ha)
You know what to do (ah-ha)
La question c'est voulez-vous
Voulez-vous...

"That one goes out to Aquaman and Anakin, and anyone else whose name begins with A. Just because.

"Let's see. Quiet day in Fandom today. Chuck-not-Bass threw rocks at things outside the Starburst cabin while chatting with his Gameboy. Ariel found out that said Gameboy is not usually human, and Lindsay and her humanified jacket dropped by. The jacket is apparently a stoner. Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?

"In town, Delirium offered up discounts for a joke at Groovy Tunes, and Farnsworth was cranky at her. Ellie played solitaire at the hotel, while Roy played Minesweeper at Cabot & Associates. They totally need to mix things up and play a game against each other, I'm just saying. Angua lounged at the beach, and Kate and her necklace chilled out in the Perk, where there was teasing from Hannibal.

"And that's it. Really, people, where is everyone? Let's get some scandals going for tomorrow!"

[OOC: No penises were modded for the purposes of this broadcast.]