WTFH Radio, Saturday, May 1

[carpe_demon]

The radio broadcast began with...Drake singing.

I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing

And he sang:
Ooh ooh child, what'd you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together outside

Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor [feedback] starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
The water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called [feedback] outside

So, anything happen today? Oh, right! Graduation! Congratulations, kids. You've made it through high school, and now it's on to college and/or taking over the world.

( Cut because long recap is loooooong. )

And that's it, I think. The squirrels are all passed out drunk, so I hope they're not laying on any more notes. Congratulations, kids, you done good. And remember, the world is your oyster, now go suck that bitch down with a champagne chaser.