Fandom Radio, Saturday July 18th

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Goooood morning boys and girls! ...it's not morning? Huh. So you have me there. How the hell did I manage to sleep away two freakin' days? Oh right. Chicago.

I hate that city.

All you ever get there is heartache and delicious hotdogs. And, while the hotdogs are almost enough to make up for it, they always get huffy when I add ketchup. Weird~os.

Alright! Let's get this show on the road.

( Damn gods anf their tetchy behavior. )

Why are you all lookin' at me like that? What? ...is there somethign horrible behind me?

Aphrodite: You! You little cretins! You think you can just poke your nose in and tell everyone people's secrets? You're just a bunch of rats with tails!

Deadpool: Heeeey, I'll have you know that rats do have tails too. Just not so furry or drunken.

Aphrodite: Oh, you hush, I'm not talking to you! YOU! Squirrel with the hat! Are you the one that blew my cover?

*chittering*

Deadpool: Heeey, Jeeze. You gods are always so tetchy.

Aphrodite: Tetchy?

*zapping sound*

Aphrodite: I was good. I laid low, as Cupid told me to do! I didn't do any love spells, I opened a shop, I pretended to be mortal! I didn't use my powers . . . much. And still these rats with BUSHY tails have to go and blow my cover and you CALL ME TETCHY?

Deadpool: ...if I say yes, do I keep my manbits?

Aphrodite: You wanna see tetchy? You GOT IT!

*zap, zap, zap*

Aphrodite: Let's see how you and your manbits like THAT!

*chittering and cooing*

Deadpool: What--Why are they lookin' at me like that? I'm not Teyla!

Aphrodite: *cackling* Teach you all to mess with Aphrodite, goddess of love! Have fun, big guy. By the way? Nice pajamas.

*zap*

Deadpool: THEY'RE NOT PAJAMAS!