Fandom Radio, Saturday July 11th

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Deadpool: Oooookay, kiddos. We've got an interesting day in store for us all. And, really, let's just say it now so there's no confusion about what's goin' on here and it ain't pretty--

Swords: Can we play with the squirrels?

Deadpool: Okay, it's a lil' pretty, but no one wants to deal with swords who only have on fuction.

Swords: Stab, slash, impale?

Deadpool: Yeah, those things. Could you guys be less hot or something? This is just killin' me here.

Swords: We're not shealths--

Deadpool: Hey, hey, hey! This is a family show! Just read the notes.
( ...damn sexy swords )

Swords: We still love you.

Cable: *clears throat* You'll be fine.

Uniform: You girls can love me, you know.

Deadpool: Oooookay, awkward. I think we're done unless that damn outfit is gonna try to make another move on my innocent swords here. No means no!

Cable: Yes... Leaving would be a good idea...

Deadpool: Say good night moon!

Jan: Go'nigh moooon!

Fandom Radio; Sunday; July 12th, 2009

[mauledbyabear.livejournal.com]

Emmett: Hey, sorry I'm la...

Scarf: Hi!

Emmett: ...te. Chuck? Have you turned into a woman again? I swear, dude, you need to see a doctor for that or--

Scarf: Oh, no. I'm not Chuck. I'm his scarf.

Emmett: Okay then. I'll just roll with that. Where's Chuck?

Scarf: He found out Blair left so he's on the roof being sad. But he said I should come here and help you out!

Emmett: Coolio, I can work with that. You're hot. How's being human working out for you?

Scarf: I had a foursome last night with Chuck and two other hot girls!

Emmett: So it's working out pretty well then.

( Emmett's ability to roll with anything is amazing )