Fandom Radio :: May 29th, Friday.

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Turtle: Good evening, fellow Fandomites, and let me just say this: holy crap, alligators.

Valentine: Well said, Turtle.

Turtle: Thanks! Anyway, you're listening to WTFH on this very reptile-infested Friday, and this is the Turtle & Valentine show! Because I convinced my last cohost to stay on and help me bring you all the news of the day. And she let me put my name first.

Valentine: Well, you have been doing it longer.

Turtle: That's right! So, remember, voting for Turtle & Valentine is voting half for experience, and half for a fresh new take on the news! You can't lose! But for now, here are today's events.

...In which there are a lot of alligators.

( Aldigators Ahoy! )

Turtle: I think that's a good note to leave on. If we run into any alligators on the way home, Val, you can just inspect their guts with a scalpel.

Valentine: Do you have a scalpel?

Turtle: No, but we can pick on up at Turtle & Canary, real good price! Remember, everyone, as you nurse your alligator wounds, to vote for radio broadcasters and a vote for Wexler-Wiggin...

Valentine: Wexwig?

Turtle: You so did not just name smush us. Anyway, vote for us, take care, watch out for alligators, good night and have a prosperous tomorrow!