The ZOMG Morning News - Sunday, September 21 (the best day ever)

[anagent-ofchaos.livejournal.com]

Goooooooooooooooooood Morning my fellow Nemesisians! It's always a good morning when the Joker is there to wake you up! The best part of waking up is the Joker in your...radio.

*sarcastic chittering*

I KNOW IT DOESN'T RHYME! WHO SAID THAT?! WHO'S GOT THE BIG BRITCHES? HUH? YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?

*silence*

That's what I thought. Now nooooooooooormally I don't like recapping the day for you bastards because, honestly, you guys are about as exciting as a high school spring production of Our Town. But since there is an oh-so-exciting tournament going on I'll deviate from the norm and actually read these notes. We are in the middle of a takeover, after all, it's only right everyone in town is keeeeeeeeeept up to date.

Let's get this over with. I've got a blonde wannabe-lawyer to torture.

( Look, at least it's not Batman reading in that ridiculous voice of his )

[Like Jack and Lestat's broadcasts, this one is strictly for funsies. Only those on Nemesis Island can hear it. *clings to the Joker even though he hates it* Can I keep him?]

Fandom Radio [Saturday, September 20]

[veryarthurdent.livejournal.com]

"Hello? Can anyone here me? If anyone's out there, this is the Doctor. I'm in the Dark Forest on Nemesis Island. I'd give you my exact location and how I'm transmitting so only Fandom can hear it, but, well, it's complicated."

*chitter*

"No, I'm not lost. I'm looking for something. It's very complicated, busy, Time Lord stuff. How did you get here anyway?"

*chitter*

"'It's complicated?' You catch on fast, don't you? I really don't have time to read your notes tonight. There are things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard. That seems to happen a lot."

*chitter*

"Alright, fine. I read the notes, you tell me where to find the lizard. Let's get on with it."

( Busy, busy town tonight )