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Fandom Radio, Friday, August 15, 2008
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baskiceball.livejournal.comLily, where's the vaseline? My nipples are--WHOA! Squirrels! What are you doing in my bathroom? Wait...this isn't my bathroom. Since when does the hotel hook up to the radio station?
*squeaking*
The current state of my nipples are none of your business. They aren't anybody's business except my own. And Lily's. Certainly not yours. Or Robin's, no matter what she walked in on, and OH MY GOD AM I ON THE AIR?!
...I'm going to stop talking about my nipples now.
*more squeaking and the sound of paper rustling*
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll read the news. And stop looking at my chest! Look, if I had known I was going to be reporting the news I would have put on a shirt! And pants. I would have put those on too.
For the record, gentle listeners, I am wearing underwear. No need to sanitize after I leave tonight.
( Chafed nipples are nothing to laugh about )
So, I'm done. Now I have to go run to the hotel in my underwear. Thanks, Fandom. At least without a shirt on my nipples won't receive more damage. Dammit! I talked about my nipples again! I'm going to leave before I disclose any other information about my body. Night!
*squeaking*
The current state of my nipples are none of your business. They aren't anybody's business except my own. And Lily's. Certainly not yours. Or Robin's, no matter what she walked in on, and OH MY GOD AM I ON THE AIR?!
...I'm going to stop talking about my nipples now.
*more squeaking and the sound of paper rustling*
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll read the news. And stop looking at my chest! Look, if I had known I was going to be reporting the news I would have put on a shirt! And pants. I would have put those on too.
For the record, gentle listeners, I am wearing underwear. No need to sanitize after I leave tonight.
( Chafed nipples are nothing to laugh about )
So, I'm done. Now I have to go run to the hotel in my underwear. Thanks, Fandom. At least without a shirt on my nipples won't receive more damage. Dammit! I talked about my nipples again! I'm going to leave before I disclose any other information about my body. Night!
