Fandom Radio, Tuesday, June 10th

[raspberryturk]

Reno: Yo, Fandom! It's another Tuesday night in Bali Ha'i, and you finally got your normal Tuesday radio staff in the studio. It's a bloody miracle, ain't it? I'm Reno, in case you all managed to forget, and that one over there- That'd be Jenny Sparks, who's too damn cool to give up her last name for the sake of fittin' in here in the studio, yo.

Jenny: Just because the squirrels don't appear to have last names doesn't make it a trend, Reno. Or are you comparing yourself favorably to rodents now?

Reno: Don't go talkin' down on the squirrels, Jenny. They know where you sleep at night.

Jenny: They know what I do to creatures who show up in my room unexpectedly, too, don't they?

*slightly nervous chittering*

Jenny: You see, the trick is to be scarier than everybody else.

Reno: ... I'm makin' a mental note here, scare the livin' [[DEAD AIR]] outta the rodents.

*The hollow thunk of an acorn hitting someone's head.*

Reno: That was real uncalled for, Pepito. We got notes, Jenny?

( Of course there are notes! )

Reno: *Clears his throat* Say good night, Jenny? Before the squirrels kill me with *thunk* OKAY, I GET THE [[LOTS OF DEAD AIR]] IDEA. YOU WIN. Filthy freakin' roden- *thunk*

Jenny: Good night, all you little people out there. Now come on, Ginger, let's leave the squirrels in peace.

Fandom Radio, Wednesday, June 11

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--So, like, how come you guys make sense and the little pixie dances around all confused? *sound of happy squirrel chittering* Seriously? Dude--oh it's on? *sound of busy chittering*

The squirrels tell me this is Jaydio night, but since I'm all hot and shirtless - as usual, duh - I get to fill in and make your airways that much hotter. Please tell me the beach is gonna small better soon. I don't think Kev and I can sleep out there again tonight.

*chittering*

( Aww, sure I'll tell you a special story! )