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Fandom Radio: Friday May 23rd, 2008
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pieandcoffee.livejournal.comDale: Good evening citizens! This is Special Agent Dale Cooper along with the beautiful yet foul mouthed Faith Lehane to bring you today's news.
Faith: Hey, my mouth ain't that foul. I mean, I'm gonna try real hard not to say [[DEAD AIR]] or nothin'. ... Oh. [[DEAD AIR]]. Sorry?
Dale: For those of you at home, that dead air you are hearing is the result of a button that keeps us from getting fined by the FCC.
Faith: You beeped me!?
Dale: You'll thank me later when the FCC doesn't get all Janet on you. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
Faith: And I am. Just ask anybody. We gonna do this?
Dale: I was hoping that being on the air might improve your use of colorful language but apparently that's not going to happen. I hope we don't break the button. Let's get going shall we?
( Without censoring Faith, tonight's broadcast would have fined the station over $350,000 )
Dale: Darn it Faith! Darn it all to hell! First, I've warned you about your language! Secondly, that's not even physically possible and now you've made me swear. Look! That blister on my thumb burst because of you.
Faith: Okay, this right here? This is what I meant about you being wound too tight. Charlotte, if you're listening, you wanna help out here? 'Cause I swear he really needs a good --
Dale: (Very quickly) Goodnighteveryone!
[[OFF THE AIR]]
Faith: Hey, my mouth ain't that foul. I mean, I'm gonna try real hard not to say [[DEAD AIR]] or nothin'. ... Oh. [[DEAD AIR]]. Sorry?
Dale: For those of you at home, that dead air you are hearing is the result of a button that keeps us from getting fined by the FCC.
Faith: You beeped me!?
Dale: You'll thank me later when the FCC doesn't get all Janet on you. Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
Faith: And I am. Just ask anybody. We gonna do this?
Dale: I was hoping that being on the air might improve your use of colorful language but apparently that's not going to happen. I hope we don't break the button. Let's get going shall we?
( Without censoring Faith, tonight's broadcast would have fined the station over $350,000 )
Dale: Darn it Faith! Darn it all to hell! First, I've warned you about your language! Secondly, that's not even physically possible and now you've made me swear. Look! That blister on my thumb burst because of you.
Faith: Okay, this right here? This is what I meant about you being wound too tight. Charlotte, if you're listening, you wanna help out here? 'Cause I swear he really needs a good --
Dale: (Very quickly) Goodnighteveryone!
[[OFF THE AIR]]