Fandom Radio :: Monday, May 05.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

Jeff: Er, h-- hi. It's Jeff, and, er, what I'm trying to say is, er...

Turtle: Hi, folks. Jeff's trying to say that this is his last formal radio. You see, there's...an issue.

Jeff: Do we have to talk about this on the radio?

Turtle: The public and your adoring fans have a right to know, Jeff.

Jeff: Well, they can wait like everyone else!

Turtle: It's not like allergies are that big of a deal. Lots of people have them! Just...not to things like radio equipment and microphones...

Jeff: You swore! You swore you wouldn't say! ...Oh my god, is my head inflating?

Turtle: I didn't swear anything, and no, your head isn't inflating.

Jeff: Are you sure?

Turtle: Positive. Just read the notes.

( It's either the equipment, or the squirrels )

Turtle: That concludes our notes; Jeff, do you feel relieved that they're so short on your last formal radio, or not?

Jeff: I dust wan' go home now, Tuwwl.

Turtle: I still think you're faking it. But, anyway, let's go. Good night, Fandom, and have a prosperous tomorrow!

Jeff: Bye.

Fandom Radio: Tuesday, May 6th

[raspberryturk]

Reno: Yo, Fandom! Reno here on a mighty fine evening off the coast of Greece, which, I learned, ain't what you end up with after fryin' bacon. Who knew?

Jenny: Your knowledge of the history of the planet on which you are currently resident is positively tragic, I have to tell you this. Also, they're spelled completely differently.

Reno: There's a lot to this planet! More freakin' countries than we got on Gaia, anyhow. I ain't gonna memorize it all just for the sake of goin' to high school... Wait, they're spelled different? ... Whoa. I never would'a thought, yo.

Jenny: Note...to...self: Add western civ textbook to Reno's 'Welcome to Earth, Third Rock From the Sun' care package.

Reno: This is the third planet from the sun? Earth is freakin' weird, yo. We got notes?

Jenny: It's not weird at all. Believe me. I've seen weirder. And yes, as a matter of fact, we do have notes!

Reno: Oh, good. I'll start readin' 'em, then. Weird Earth notes written by weird Earth squirrels, who are drinkin' my quality Earth rum while we speak, yo.

( The Weird Earth News )

Jenny: You're so weird. Good night, everyone. Eat a pig for us.