Fandom Radio :: Monday, April 29.

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Jeff: I still think he was entirely wrong about the squirrels, Turtle.

Turtle: Who? Trip? What did he say about the squirrels?

Jeff: ...You really don't want to know. Trust me. It's too horrible.

Turtle: Too horrible for radio?

Jeff: Too horrible for people. Can we have notes? Please?

Turtle: Fine, fine. Notes. Onto the news!

( When a Man and a Woman love each other VEEEEEERY MUCH.... )

Turtle: and so on and so fo-- so fo-- so fo...So many notes...

*sound of crashing*

Jeff: Turtle? Turtle?! Turtle! Oh my god!

*more crashing noises, a chair falling, and then a CLICK*

Fandom Radio: Tuesday, April 29

[raspberryturk]

Reno: Yo, Fandom! Reno here, along with my co-host and mother-of-a-kid-that-ain't-gonna-ever-happen, Jenny Sparks! And we got, like, a break from school. I foresee drinkin' in my future, not a Tiny Evil, yo.

Jenny: I can't believe I'm saying this, but that child was cute. But so evil. So yes, never going to happen. Why? Because I will never be having sex with Reno, and also because I have the maternal instinct of week-old gum. And now you know.

Reno: Yeah, I might miss the kid, but I ain't that desperate to see the world end.

Jenny: I dedicated a hundred years to not letting the world end, I'm not throwing that all away, that's all I'm saying. Also, she stole my cigarettes.

( The News! Now With 100% Less Weetiny! )

Reno: I think the squirrels are gonna forgive us, Jenny. I might've offered to treat them to the rum next week, yo.

Jenny: Oh, thank God. They were starting to creep me out, too. Don't anger the squirrels, people. For real.

Reno: They got freaky, beady little eyes. And they stare.

Jenny: And while they stare, they take notes. ANYWAY, we hope you all enjoy your vacation and drink lots of booze, don't we, Reno?

Reno: What was that? I was makin' the best of my vacation time by drinkin' lots of booze, yo.

Jenny: That's the spirit. Say good night, Reno!

Reno: Good night, Reno!

Jenny: And good night meta for John boy!