Fandom Radio, February 28 (v.v. late, I know)

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Good evening Fandom--hell, you're almost all away and I hate you, because while you get to hang out with foreign hotties and drink tequila, I'm here. With squirrels. Who blame me that we're not at some cool location right now. On the other hand, I'm much bigger than them and can therefore hide their booze if they don't start getting nicer.

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Fandom Radio, Friday, 2/29/2008

[needsaparrot]

Xander: Hey, half-empty Fandom - this is Xander Harris, who's got the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend Blues, bringing you the My Co-Host Is In Mexico And My Boyfriend Is In Space So It's Just Me And The Frog This Weekend News.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: That was the frog. Say hi to the people, Jeremiah.

Jeremiah: *ribbit*

Xander: He's a frog of few, but powerful words. Okay, he's a frog of no words, but powerful tongue.

Jeremiah: *...ribbit?*

Xander: NOT DIRTY! Jeez, lick your frog once when you're possessed by some pointy-eared elf kid so flamey his pants burnt off, and he looks at you funny for the rest of your life and thank God you're all in Mexico tonight and didn't just hear me say that. Hey squirrels, did anybody actually do anything today?

*thud, as of a stack of notes being dumped into somebody's lap*

Xander: ( I guess that's a yes. )