Fandom Radio, Saturday, January 13

[likethegun]

Sam: Good evening, Fandom. Not that it's a good evening at all, but I figured that was the right way to start us off.

Dean: Dude, what's with you?

Sam: I hate everything in the world.

Dean: O-kay then. This is Dean and his ever so perky brother Sammy with all the latest.

Sam: All the latest. God, you people were social today. If anyone gets us chocolate before we're done here, you'll have my undying affection.

Dean: When he's not hating you along with everything else. Y'know, on second thought, you should just give me all your chocolate.

Sam: Dean, you do not want to fight me for chocolate right now. It will get ugly.

Dean: Seriously, what's with you?

Sam: I'm just tired and achy all over. Can we try to get through these notes so I can go to bed?

Dean: You got a fever?

Sam: No, and stop trying to touch me, 'cause it's not helping.

Dean: I'm just trying to check to see if you're hot.

Sam: Of course I'm not hot. I'm too bloated to be hot.

Dean: Did you just say bloated?

Sam: Yeah. So?

Dean: Did you turn into a girl again when I wasn't looking?

Sam: You're about to get removed from the short list of things I don't hate at the moment.

Dean: I'm just saying... guys don't talk about being bloated.

Sam: You would if you felt like I do right now.

( No chocolate was harmed in the production of this broadcast. )

Dean: And if you're still acting like this tomorrow, I just might drag you there.

Sam: You might not have to drag me, if I still feel like crap tomorrow.

Dean: Come on. Let's go back to the dorms and I'll make you some hot chocolate like I did when you were a sick kid.

Sam: Really? Okay, I don't hate you anymore.

Dean: Really. I'm kinda used to taking care of you when you're feeling crappy.

Sam: Which is why you're the best brother ever. Good night, everyone.sa