Fandom Radio, Saturday, December 1

[likethegun]

Sam: Good evening, Fandom. We've officially made it two weeks in a row without anything terribly weird happening.

Dean: Dude! *sound of someone whapping someone's little brother's head* Enough with the jinxes!

Sam: Hey! *sound of someone whapping in retaliation* That was all you last week. I'm not jinxing anything.

Dean: *sound of someone whapping again* You're doing it again.

Sam: *sound of someone whapping back* I'm not doing anything! And stop hitting me.

Dean: You first. *sound of someone whapping once again*

Sam: You hit me first. *sound of someone whapping yet again*

Dean: You deserved it. *yep, more whapping*

Sam: I did not! *still more whapping*

*angry chittering*

Hey, he totally had that coming, don't get angry at me.

Dean: Listen to the nice squirrel, Sammy. Don't hit your big brother.

Sam: Fine. I won't hit you again if you take the first set of notes.

Dean: Yeah, like I'm afraid of you. Still, I'll take them just to get this show on the road.

( No Winchesters were harmed in the making of this radio broadcast. )

Dean: Before they went off and did something dirty.

Sam: *laughs* Exactly. And that's all the notes I have, so I think we can just assume that everyone else did dirty things in the privacy of their rooms where the squirrels couldn't hear.

Dean: Or dressed up in suits at strip clubs.

Sam: And slapped each other?

Dean: Now you're getting it. Not my kink, but whatever floats your boat.... And wow, we possibly committed porn at the beginning of this broadcast if slapping each other is your kink...

Sam: On that horrifying note, I think it's time to say good night. At least before I give in to the urge to hit you again.

Dean: Incestuous porn at that. Sammy, I'm shocked!

Sam: *sound of someone getting whapped again* Good night, Dean.