Fandom Radio, Saturday, Jan 13, 2007
Sunday, January 14th, 2007 12:42 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Hello everybody! This is Willow Rosenberg, reporting for Fandom Radio: Action News!
Actually this is just regular Fandom Radio, but I thought calling it Action News might pep it up a little. Of course the flip side is that if it was called that I'd feel like I had to do things to match up with it, like leap into my chair when I came in and frankly with my level of body coordination that's just going to result in me falling and the chair going all over the place, and the biggest news of the night would be how I'm dead of a broken neck on the floor of the news station only with me being dead there'd be nobody to report it and I'd just sit here rotting until the squirrels could wake somebody up to tell them and like that's gonna be easy to do late on a Saturday so now my body won't be discovered until Sunday night and with us doing the new radio tryouts there's no guarantee that the person who came in would even know that there isn't supposed to be the decaying corpse of a redhead sprawled across the floor so how are they going to know to tell anyone so I could be lying here for days and days so really I think the best thing for all concerned is if we stick to calling it Fandom Radio.
Whew. Glad that's settled. ( On to the news! )
Actually this is just regular Fandom Radio, but I thought calling it Action News might pep it up a little. Of course the flip side is that if it was called that I'd feel like I had to do things to match up with it, like leap into my chair when I came in and frankly with my level of body coordination that's just going to result in me falling and the chair going all over the place, and the biggest news of the night would be how I'm dead of a broken neck on the floor of the news station only with me being dead there'd be nobody to report it and I'd just sit here rotting until the squirrels could wake somebody up to tell them and like that's gonna be easy to do late on a Saturday so now my body won't be discovered until Sunday night and with us doing the new radio tryouts there's no guarantee that the person who came in would even know that there isn't supposed to be the decaying corpse of a redhead sprawled across the floor so how are they going to know to tell anyone so I could be lying here for days and days so really I think the best thing for all concerned is if we stick to calling it Fandom Radio.
Whew. Glad that's settled. ( On to the news! )