Fandom Radio - Sunday, November 26

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"Ladies, gentlemen, poets of all ages, welcome to the pirate's own Fandom Radio. This is DJ Hawk bringing you the latest and greatest news from our fair isle of Fandom.

Tonight in alphabetical order!

A is for aww at Lana and Jim in the park
B is for Blair in the Fourth Floor Common Room. He was joined by mopey Bro which led to boykissy, Broots' tale of his weird family, Willow's plan to decapitate someone and Billy's lust for donuts.
C is for Caritas where Clark was emo and GOB had to listen to it. And Lucifer got a drink.
D is for the Devil's Nest where there's an over 21s gathering on Tuesday. Be there!
E is for eroticism, of which there is none in Fandom at all.
F is for the feather that Dean used to wake Alec this morning.
G is for the glider that Anders was playing with at the front gates.
H is for hiding like Crichton did to Aeryn's clothes.
I is for Izzy who's Christmas mad already.
J is for JGOB where Brunch was held. Willow and Mac, Aziraphale and Wilson talked to Lana and Jim, Willow and Miss Frizzle talked about school, Frizzle met Leo, Clark showed up and Leo thought it was Thanksgiving.
K is for Krispy Kreme which I'm craving right now.
L is for Legos in the Second Floor Common Room. Alanna was confused by the whole ordeal.
M is for making more buildings out of blocks which Z, English, Al and Kaylee joined in on while Al and Bridge talked about future town. English and Z talked about abandoned warehouses and Alanna and English talked about Thanksgiving.
N is for Nadia who was visited by Aziraphale in the clinic
O is for occupational hazards that Cameron and Samantha talked about.
P is for the popcorn Schrodinger and Mac ate in the Third Floor Common Room this afternoon
Q is for quiet time like Sakurazaki's afternoon of reading.
R is for roomies like Dawn and Sam W.
S is for Sparky Repairs which was opened by the twins.
T is for Thursday who woke up sore and had a phone call.
U is for Ultimate as in the ultimate lazy Sunday Peter Parker had. Maybe he had a peck of pickled peppers to keep him busy.
V is for vacation which is all over for now.
W is for Willow and Broots' computer geekery during Blair's common room reign while Billy and Blair talked about hookers, Angela and Blair caught up and Broots and Angela discussed souls and headaches.
X is for a letter that has no place in the English language as far as I'm concerned.
Y is for young love between Summer and Shawn.
Z is for Zzzz as in Willow's sleeping noises.

That's all from me. Have a good week and see you all next Sunday, hopefully with more interesting news to tell. Goodnight Fandom!"

Fandom Radio, November 27, 2006

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Faithful: "Legos aren't edible. This public service announcement brought to you by your local talking cat."

Aly: "Also the sky is blue and water is wet. So that's our first obvious statement of the day. How many do you think we can get?"

Faithful: "I'm aiming for at least a dozen before the night is through. Two dozen if you join me."

Aly: "Anything for you, sweetness."

Faithful: "That's the spirit!"

Aly: *chuckles* "Oh, I'm full of spirit."

Faithful: "...I'm not touching that."

Aly: "You have a dirty, dirty mind. Obvious statement number 2."

School. Where learning sometimes happens.
Faithful: "I do not. Anyway, school. World History practices evacuating. A very useful skill for Fandom, I think. Media Studies sell themselves. ... Not touching that either. Animal Communication talks to a swan. They taste good with Chaudon sauce. Interstellar Relations should get together with World History because today? They play refugees. And Spanish does vocabulary. At this rate? They probably know the entire dictionary."

Aly: "Terribly impressive. Pop Culture listens to the Top 100 Billboards. And Prophecy has a test. Do they have a lot of tests in that class or is it just me?"

Faithful: "It's not just you."

Aly: "Good then. Maia...and I'm quoting here...apparently wants to know what if means if you dream about your future husband and she's a woman. Hopefully you got that explained, Maia? Pippi and Nadia are secretive. And Dean probes both Sammy and Dawn to find out why they're glowing. Umm...dirty?"

Faithful: "...Ugh."

Aly: "Probing in class. I'm shocked."

Faithful: "Can't hear you. Flight club meets and watches a movie. No one is insane enough to talk to Aeryn."

Aly: "Our esteemed principal, Principal Washburn had El by her office today. Dr. Wilson also had office hours as did Aziraphale. Who was visited by an origami duck."

Faithful: "Duck is good with cherries. But probably not origami duck."

Aly: "Never know until you try."

Faithful: "I'll pass, thanks. Miss Fizzle has office hours. And in obvious statement land? the office is open. As is the library. Eight more to go!"

Dorms. Where living sometimes happens.
Aly: "We can do it. I have faith. Setsuna worked out with her
sword and umbrella in the Salle today. Umbrella? Really? I want to see this. In the fifth floor common room, Nadia watched bad Christmas movies and heard about Jamie's gravy problem."

Faithful: "Only in Fandom. Which is statement number five. Cally tells Nadia that she can't die. Um, Cally? I hate to break it to you, but well, everyone dies. Sorry. And then she goes on to compliment Pippi's good dental care. Cally, stop drinking. Nadia and Pippi try to remember if they've ever seen a red-nosed chinchilla. Only if it was drinking..."

Aly: "Setsuna and Billy eat in the cafeteria. The squirrels say not together, but they also seem to have some sort of glitter on the notes. Okaaaaay. John helps with Aeryn's headache." *pause for giggles* "And Anders and Parker talk about glares. Is that true love in the air?"

Faithful: "...Don't kill him Parker. Or us. Killing a teacher and a talking cat is bad, mkay?"

Aly: "And that's obvious statement number...6 for the night?"

Faithful: "Exactly. Jim and Lana talk. Yawn. Hikaru and Kaoru visit Setsuna. Yawn. Jake knocks down Krycek's door because he wants coffee. Okay, that's awesome. Maia consoles Jude about his breakup with Setsuna. The twins plan holidays with Matilda. You people are so boring, I can't even believe it sometimes.

Aly: "Billy is dancing around his room then he dances with River. Ray is about twelve and throws spitballs at Molly, and Ramna catches Teddy as he's sneaking in at o'dark-thirty. Was Teddy wearing a dress?"

Faithful: "If he was, did someone get photos?"

Aly: "What will you give for them?"

Town. Where stuff usually happenes.
Faithful: "That depends on who has them. Lana opens the bookstore late. Shame on you. No cookie. Jude skateboards in Empire Records. No cookie for him either. Teddy apologizes to Chad for Thanksgiving. It's not his fault the bird died, really. Bracadecorates Town Hall for the holidays. Um...who's Braca?"

Aly: "...The mayor? What DO you pay attention to? Wilson was 'hanging' at the Perk - hopefully with comfortable rope - and chatted with Aziraphale before meeting Aiden. Hi Aiden! And Dr. Venture is amazed Wilson smiled at him. Wow. Our new doctor sounds like a friendly sot."

Faithful: "And a friendly sort as well. But I think yours is more accurate. Roslin works at the coffee shop, but not behind the counter. I'm confused, and that's number seven. Photo Hut is open. What? And while Apu prepares All and Sundries for the holidays, Cafe Fina refuses to join in. Finally, Ranma checks up on Clark in the park. Ranma doesn't like cats. Eight."

Aly: "In Caritas, Aiden and Jarod figure out their roommates...only in Fandom, folks. He tells her about zombies and pudding rain and generally breaks her brain. Nine. Nadia departs the Clinic during the morning, Dr Venture stops in, and Chronos sits with Sister Rosette. The evening shift is dead. But not literally."

Faithful: "Ten. And we need two more."

Aly: "The duck was emo."

Faithful: "Eleven. The cat wants to be fed."

Aly: "And will accept shrimp as bribes. Me, I require more creative bribery."

Faithful: "Oh?"

Aly: "I'm just saying I don't get the same joy out of shrimp as you do."

Faithful: "I should hope not. Unless there's something you forgot to share with the class?"

Aly: "I choose my stories wisely. And I am not part-kitten."

Faithful: "... Thank you for small miracles. My brain. My poor brain."

Aly: "I think we've more than hit our even dozen of obvious statements."

Faithful: "Yes we have. Good night Fandom!"

Aly: "Night Fandom!"