Fandom Radio, Tuesday, November 7

[drywitmartini.livejournal.com]

"And a very happy Tuesday to you all, Fandom. This is Hawkeye Pierce, covering for young Master Booth, on your radio again, because apparently you give a guy a microphone and he won't give it up. What can I say? I'm needy this week and have a thing for run-on sentences.


Classes: A new topic for me since I normally do Sundays

There were announcements this morning, as told by me. Balloon animals are out. Weetiny trolls are in. We're still not sure on whether the Senate is going to the balloon animals or the weetiny trolls as it's a close race.

Biology was biological in the most platonic way today. Some handed in their experiments and others were still working on them.

Humor talked about jesters and yes Virginia, I would like a jester hat for Christmas. They then discussed whether humor can be abused. It certainly can and I'm living proof. Ask me for tips.

Acting acted with style and talked about their final projects, then improvised a game of Twister without the mat or the colored circles or the spinner.

Music is Love learned about ballads, which are usually about love, and as much as I'd love to sing for you all this evening, I'd rather not scare away our resident call girl. The class sang though.

Spies and Spying, a course I'm not entirely sure how we got past the school board, learned about disguises, played with makeup and costumes, and showed off their costumes.

Then a sneaky, meddling trickster set off the sprinklers. A prank well done.

Criminal Justice were more about the justice than the criminals today and talked about partners being tools. If I'm as caught up on my modern slang as I think, then your partner being a tool really depends on who the partner is.

And Literature in Action took a trip to the Great Library and into Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. The book. As in inside. Let's hope the Gryphon didn't eat anyone.

There were plenty of office hours today. Papa Winchester had visits from Buffy and Angel, Dear ol' Daisy was all on her lonesome today, The dark lord who deserves his own theme song had Wilson, Rory and Schrodinger pay a visit. And the office was open with plenty of voting to be had.

In club news, Archaeology Club met, examined dig sites - try not to dig up any angry ghost's bones - and looked at the highlights.

The Coffee Appreciation Society met and, as highly caffeinated people do, chatted and chatted and chatted.

Fencing Club met and, well, I'm just guessing here, but I think they fenced.

In the cafeteria Chad and Pippi talked about doing jail time and about a Las Vegas trip. I'm telling you, one can lead to the other. And Billy asked Buffy if she remembered being a puppy.

Finally, in the holy city of resources, Isabel opened the library. Yomiko my lovely housemate was there, Jack brought candy to bribe Isabel into telling him what's wrong, Isabel helped River find a book about art and Isabel and Angela talked about the last few days, Angela's "ouchie" - which I'm hoping is not a euphemism - and the weetiny trolls.

I feel ridiculous saying weetiny, but that's the price you pay for living in Fandom.



Dorm Life: All in All It's Just Another Brick in the Wall

John and Aeryn woke up together and the notes say it's "sad, sad, sad." Isabel and Greg snuggled and Bel and Phoebe were emo. Also, the Pope is Catholic.

There was plenty of visiting today with Jaye getting a visit from the weetiny trolls, Matilda visiting the hungover Hitachiin twins, Cally visiting Mac-on-a-cleaning-spree and Sakurazaki visited Ranma to apologize.

Lana went straight to bed tonight and Sakura - the one without the 'Zaki' - got a letter that she tore up.

The Roof was ablaze tonight with activity and thankfully not fire. Pippi and Nadia talked about Vegas and danced in the rain, Parker now with 10% less psycho talked with Pippi about Teal Dear, the band not the endangered animal, and Nadia about the same topic. Conner and Nadia talked about Vegas and Conner's new hair. It makes you look like a new man, Conner. Pippi and Conner talked about the rain. Parker and Conner talked about his hair and Vegas.

And in the Fourth Floor Common Room, Setsuna used her powers of emo and hate to keep people out, but dear young Veruca couldn't take a hint and retaliated with a hug attack.



Fandom, Fandom, It's A Wonderful Town, the School is Up and the Parking Lot's Down

As with all of my broadcasts, Aziraphale and Wilson were up to their usual tricks and watched television together. Schmoopily, I would assume. But wait! After sunset, Angel arrived.

Back in dear ol' 18 Apocalypse Avenue, Josh Lyman watched the election results and Jarod joined him. Election results. On television. You know, there's a perfectly good bar just down the road.

Speaking of which, Caritas was lively tonight with Rosette offering to sing to get the zombies to stop playing Rawhide - keep movin', movin', movin', though they're disapprovin', keep them doggies movin' Rawhide! - and apparently I can't keep my promise of not singing. And in news that will undoubtedly gain me a visitor in my office tomorrow, or an explosion of some kind, Bel got drunk and was all over Anders. I'm sure they mean he threw up all over Anders.

Really.

Moving on to topics that won't result in a double homicide, it was a quiet day in the clinic for Doctor Troy and a quiet night for Doctor Lambert.

Teddy cleaned up Sparky Repairs but didn't do a good job of it. Don't listen to the squirrels Teddy. They're overcritical and live in trees.

There was tea in the park today with The Doctor and Aziraphale. Nadia stopped by to apologize for missing the latest lab class, River and Aziraphale caught up and Wilson and Aziraphale cuddled - there's the schmoop.

At Cafe Fina, Alfred encouraged all eligible voters to vote. If you're from another country, planet, dimension, galaxy, plane of existence or aren't alive in the year 2006, you can ignore him.

Apu of the Squishy Machine battled weetiny trolls at All and Sundries and Joxer the Mighty agreed to protect Jane from the trolls.

Our Lady of Fandom was paid a visit by the old old boss' son.

The Sin was busy this evening. Becky had a visitor and watched Vanessa Saturn and
Jarod advertised the Sin, while Miho the Monochrome decided to show off her taunting side. Not dirty.


Is that it? That's it! Have a good week, be sure to watch out for weetiny trolls (I'm getting the hang of it now) and don't forget that Jeff, God of Biscuits November pie sale starts tomorrow! Goodnight Fandom!"

Fandom Radio, November 8

[fates_jaye]

It's Wednesday and this is Ja- HEY, GET OFF THE CONTROLS, I NEED THOSE TO RADIO. Yeah, so it's Jaye, bringing you today's news, and also, troll dolls who keep trying to OH MY GOD, STOP BITING ME. That is not mature behavior!

God.


Edumacation

Anyway, Astronomy learned about Uranus. I hear it's kinda dark back there. And everyone but Luke forgot the midterm assignment. Way to go, Luke, go ahead and ruin the curve why don'tcha. Introduction to Magic did dream interpretation, and my friend has a book on that. It lies. Internet for Dummies learned slang, oh-em-gee, and recited "spamarific poetry". I so don't want to know what that is.

Hunting talked about the undead, and then to the undead. Which means Angel was a guest speaker. Hi, Angel! I made out with your doppleganger! And yes I have been waiting a month to say that. Professor Lyman was all election geek in his classes, and World Religions had Cally as a sub, showing them a movie. Nadia threw popcorn at Chad to keep him awake. And I'm the mean girl. Movies are for sleeping, and sometimes drooling on the desk.

In- OKAY, STOP PULLING MY HAIR OW. Psycho little deformed bastards.

Kappa Kappa Gremlin met and talked about frat activities and pranks. I warn you now, if my panties end up anywhere they're not supposed to be, you're goin' down. And cheerleading practice meant people got tortured by the Macarena. Which I now have stuck in my head. People warmed up, but Molly and Janet also found time to talk to D'anna. And then Alec made them Macarena. Oh, sweetie, why? Buffy showed up late, and Aly was giggling, but did anyone stop him? Nooooo. And god, I can't stop singing it. Alec, you owe me. Especially since the trolls are glaring at me now.

In the cafeteria, Buffy and Pippi talked about cheerleading, and Sak started her lunch with dessert. ...Are you not supposed to?

I don't have eighty office hours to talk about today! Aly had visits from Zuko, Professor Lyman, and the Doctor, and the office was open. Bridge opened the library today, with Rory coming by for lunch, and Z talking to Bridge. Randomly, I'm wanting the trolls to march their naked little asses into Special Collections and never come out.


Living Conditions

This week's protest saw Blair telling people not to stake the guest speaker. Yes, there will be no killing Angel. We like him. Bel came to the protest with a hangover, Nadia found out how Angel is doing, Schrodinger got a little into the details of how to kill vampires, and again, no killing of the vamp with the cute puppy. Sak learned from Blair what goes on in hunting class, River suggested tickling vampires and oh my god, seriously? That might be a bad idea, just a tip. And then Daddy Winchester invited Blair in finally.

Pip looked for a sparring partner, and Pippi and Nadia were happy to oblige. Ranma left a note and rose for Sak, who squinted. I don't know if that's a good sign or a bad one.

Pretty Sam tinkered with stuff in the garage, and tried to getJack to tell her what's wrong. Anders talked about the Baltimore and Vegas trips, and Bridge would up there exploring the first floor.

Sak also trained with some of the wild-haired demons, Jack and Isabel had a fight, aw, I got to witness trolls vs. bunnies, and OW THAT WAS MY FINGER. Son of a... Cally and Marie talked to Janet, and Phoebe showed Cally a book. You people and your book-learning.

*pause for humming of the Macarena*

OW. FINE. NO HUMMING.


Out and About

In town, Okay, so. Rosette practiced her soccer skills in church- that's got to be a new use for them. Joxer and Teddy dealt with the trolls at Sparky Repairs. And yes I'm sure you're all beaming at the shoutout, you hairy little scumbags. Lana didn't have trolls to deal with at work, but she did have to explain to Cally why she's not psyched about stuff right now. It's called vodka, Lana. Seriously, it's a good thing at times like this. Chad, meanwhile, made friends with the bunnies. WHO WOULD BE REALLY USEFUL RIGHT NOW.

*loud sound of Jaye beating something with something else*

Jarod had some issues with the band, and Professor Lyman came in for a beer. And it went real well. The clinic was quiet, except for Aziraphale going there during Wilson's shift, and Natalie got to chill.

Jane was packing outside All and Sundries, and it's Movies in the Park night. Matilda and the twins showed up, as did Wilson and Aziraphale. I think the turnout was because the weather, or because everyone was in the Perk talking to Angel. Parker told him about her weekend in the clink, Cameron gave Blair a bounce for his money- um, that's way dirtier than I meant it to sound- and Angel got political with Professor Lyman. More on him later. Aeryn caught up on things in LA, Molly and Angel were glad to see each other, Marty updated him on Angela, and Angel thought Bel could look better. And then he and Rory- and Vladdie- said hello.

And finally? Professor Lyman rules all.


*pause* Oh, sure, NOW you show up. After I got bitten lots and am humming songs about some ho. Argh, don't... Get off my arm! There's a troll hitting my toe! Take care of that and then hug me! Except don't hug me! AND YOU, OVER THERE, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU MACARENAING. NO.

...Wow, I actually hate everything.