Fandom Radio: Monday, October 30th

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Faithful: "I would like to start this broadcast with a friendly reminder: cats have claws."

Aly: "An astute observation, my poodley friend. Good evening, Fandom, on this eve of Halloween, this first night of your term break."

Faithful: "I AM NOT A POODLE!"

Aly: "Of course you're not. You're a cute little ballet dancer."

Faithful: "I hate, hate, hate, hate you."

Aly: "I tried to save you!"

Faithful: "Fine, you're the only person I marginally don't hate."

Aly: "I'd curtsey in gratitude, but we're on the air. Other than that, did you enjoy the party last night?"

Faithful: "Not quite as much as you seemed to be enjoying yourself, but yes."

Aly: "I had a very lovely time indeed."

Faithful: "And you know who else had a lovely time? Everyone who didn't have to go to class today and all those radio people who didn't have to recap it. And nice blush."

Aly: "Shut up, puppy dog."

Office Hours...?

Faithful: "And two really, really odd teachers actually host office hours together." There's a long pause. "Eeeeew. Lyra visits." Another pause. "Again, full body shudder here people."

Our Haunted Dorms

Aly: "Speaking of which, Lorne received flowers today from an unknown admirer. Possibly Zuko. In a Common Room this morning, Marie made mounds of muffins - not dirty really. Conner eats muffins and freaks about the idea of costume parties before he tells Cally he was stuck in a comic book. You and Anders were both stuck? You two need to learn to love the drawn word a bit less."

Faithful: "Willow is pro-footnote. I'll let you all ponder that while I summarize in one word: 'pathetic'. Cally was in San Francisco this weekend. That's so boring even I can't find anything to snark at. Cally and Willow discuss Halloween. Cally and Willow? Grow personalities, please. Yawn. Oh, and just to make my day better? Willow gets goofy with JD and muffins. What, what are you people on?"

Aly: "Continuing the trend, Cally discusses San Francisco with Marie. JD eats so many muffins that the squirrels feel it necessary to make a note here that he didn't puke. JD? Good job, I suppose. Then Cally and Summer make plans to date. Date what?"

Faithful: "Apparently? Jack's insides. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner for the make Faithful want to spork his eyes out award!"

Aly: "I really need to meet this Jack one day."

Faithful: "Just not his insides. And speaking of insides you don't want to see: mine. But no, you people keep wanting to make me hack up a fur-ball. Bridge makes Anders a wee flying vehicle thingy. How cute. Next, they'll be engaged. Luke is pensive and broody. Take a number, cuase that shtick is getting old. Buffy talks to Molly about cheerleading. I just lost braincells saying that. And Molly and Ray go for the win and make out. Just kill me now."

Aly: "I could, but I think some people would be unhappy with me. Jarod is apparently back in town and so he takes his job back from Sam. Blond Sam, I think. She then shows off her swoop bike to Jack and Jack's insides. In technologically boring news, Parker watches her cell phone and Aeryn sends email. I still don't know what email is. Should I fix that?"

Faithful: "Yes. The cafeteria is quiet today. Just like I wish you all were. Oh, hey, missed a note. the annoying one with a camera and his girl friend are cute in the common room. Yeugh. The office is open. Shock. Oh, and two teachers celebrate their anniversary. And there goes my dinner. Yuck. I hate you people. Go make out on a planet far away."

Aly: "What if we just want to be closer to you, Faithful?"

Faithful: "..."

In Fandom Town, where I was born, there was a fair ghost dwellin'...and all the lads cried welladay for the love of Ghosty Allen

Aly: "We like you too much to go to a planet far, far away? In our spooky Fandom town, the town hall is open for costume shopping. Mayor Braca apparently wants to be a pretty, pretty princess. Lana opens the bookstore to the elements, and Ranma and Chad make plans for a marathon make out session later. Ranma's a busy boy today as he then goes to help the twins carve pumpkins. ... I am really disturbed that I considered if that was a euphemism. Sister Rosette and Chrono prepare the church for Halloween, and River visits Jane at All and Sundries which, hey, hired a new employee today. Wonder if he's cute."

Faithful: "Someone, help. Oh, look, a pumpkin patch! Jamie, English Peter, Willow, and Marie have a cookout and a bonfire. Pip and Pippi are cuddly. In a pumkin patch. URGH! S-something and Cally comment on Mac's food, not dirty, not dirty, not dirty. Not dirty! That's it. I quit."

Aly: "And seeing as Faithful has stalked out, I suppose I'll finish up the notes. Hopefully he'll come back for a good night hug. You know how talent is. So temperamental. Caritas is full of reunions tonight as Jack isn't pleased Jarod is back in town. Jaye's happier about it though as she explains Halloween. Jaye? Can you come visit me tomorrow? I still don't get the point. No new patients in the Clinic tonight even though it's Devil's Night. But Nadia and Pippi visit Walter during the day."

Faithful: "THE END!"

Aly: "Happy Halloween! Good luck with the Super Squash!"