Fandom Radio, Sunday, October 15

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Ladies, gentlemen, aliens, superheroes, villains, mutants, witches, wizards, knights, hunters, scientists, doctors, supergeeks who aren't scientists, members of the clergy and everyone else who deserves their own action figure, welcome to the pirate's own Fandom Radio. This is DJ Hawk bringing you the latest news, gossip and nonsensical mishaps around Fandom today.


Downtown Fandom: Where the Towels Are Oh-So Fluffy

It's Sunday, and that means Sunday Brunch, this time held by the god of biscuits himself.

Kaoru opened Sparky Repairs for some Sunday trading and Matilda stopped by to chat, possibly about lemurs.

Stark was in the clinic this evening, ready to deal with all of your medical woes.

Greg of the Magnificent Hair opened Caritas with a whimsical bounce in his step. New York Peter stopped by and told Greg about animals, which he now wants to hunt. Blair! I think you have someone to protest over here! Clark also stopped by, but didn't do anything worth protesting.

And down at Ye Olde Imperial Junk Yard, a group of intrepid adventurers returned from what I'm sure was a very long midnight snack run. Kids, next time avoid 'borrowing' Vader's ship. Sam and Aeryn talked about the ship, John took Aeryn home, Isabel is glad Aeryn's okay, New York Peter is pleased he got to hit someone this time he went for a midnight snack run and - newsflash! - Luke made Aeryn smile.


Dorm Life: Where the Air Smells Like Warm Root Beer

In the third floor common room, Chad made himself breakfast, then showed off his Egg Ninja skills to Hikaru.

In the fourth floor common room this morning, Joxer was asleep and verging on public indecency. I must protest. If Joxer can get away with public indecency, even if Mac convinced him to get dressed by telling him drool is a medical condition, then so should everyone else. I hereby advocate another shirtless day, but not next weekend unless you want to be shipped off to a convent by your visiting guardians.

Thankfully, by nightfall, the fourth floor common room was Joxerless, but Bel and Blair, everyone's favorite happy wacky fun time sitcom duo, were watching Spooky Things. A very original name for a television series. They were joined by Jim, Lana, Broots and a demon lizard that Blair tried to attack. Blair, I'm disappointed.

On the Roof, Nadia listened to loud music and looked to the sky and probably wonder why it's blue and not green.

But later this evening, Nadia set up camp in the fifth floor common room to stare at the television. Pippi and her geocache containing a lucky necklace joined her, followed by Pip who wanted to talk about Texas and Joxer who wasn't naked that time.

Moving on, Cheerleader Tryouts were held today in the gym. I'm told there were nuts, coffee and coffee nuts involved.

In the more private areas of the dorms, but not private enough to escape the squirrels, River drew some pictures and Buffy tried to recruit her for cheerleading. Cally has decided to go 'emo goth' or 'emu golf' according to my notes, but Mac valiantly attempted to stop her.

It's reading and study time all around, with Molly and Cameron talking about Literature class, Dawn being restless but getting her work done anyway and English reading King of the Bracelets before Willow interrupted him.

Parker sent an email, Aeryn sent one about Flight Club, Alec and Dean had a fun doppleganger night in and Jamie had a few moments to himself to brood before Marie came to visit.

As for the intrepid midnight snack adventurers who have decided to grace us with their presence again, Sam returned to Jack all dirty, only not dirty in that sense but in the real dirt sense, New York Peter decided to enjoy his last moments on Earth by relaxing before finding out if his girlfriend is going to pulverize him, Isabel dozed off with a good book but was interrupted by Greg and Parker-who-be-sulkin'-because-she-be-left-out, and John and Aeryn were holding to each other like a someone broken...ated. Brokenated? Is that even a real word?

And finally, in the latest in a long string of animal transformations, Billy was trying to pack to leave Fandom, but has turned into a lizard. *squirrel chittering* Bearded dragon lizard. *more squirrel chittering* It's a reptile. Who cares? Anyway kids, I think we can safely say that when it comes to Fandom, you can check out any time you like, but you can never really leave.

That's all from me here at Fandom Radio. Have a good week, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, do not use if seal on cap is broken, but make sure you rest up and are ready for Parents Weekend next weekend. And if we're very lucky, we'll still have a school by the end of it, and I'll still have a job.

Fandom Radio: Monday, October 16

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Aly: "Hello Fandom. It's Aly again joined by everyone's favourite sugary-sweet talking cat."

Faithful: There's dark muttering to be heard. "Hello Fandom. You didn't blow anything up. I'm proud of you."

Aly: "You've a fixation about blowing things up, you realise. It's kinda cute"

Faithful: "I'll pretend you said that I'm cute."

Aly: "I do think you're cute. But the obsession is even cuter."

Drugs are bad
Faithful: There's a very self satisfied purr. "And actual news. Because we already knew I was cute. Cross Species talks Crow and reviews Snake and Starling. You know what would taste yummy? Snaked stuffed with crow. Or really, really bad. Oh, and River asks Mary about Berthold and clothing."

Aly: There's muffled coughing at the mention of eating crow. "Really, Faithful. I can't imagine it's *that* good. In Media and Communications, they choose their top five news stories of the century. Interstellar Relations talks about Europe, and Spanish uses words. Fascinating."

Faithful: "You can't see me, but trust me, my eyes are being rolled. Pop Culture commits crimes while Marty makes a Doink Doink sound and then talks about injustice with Luke. For a change of pace, Prophecy reviews. Marty wants Nadia in the clinic and Dean gets beat up and injured by Bridge and Dawn. And shut up, it's more interesting this way."

Aly: "Not saying a word. Except that it's more believable if it wasn't in Aziraphale's class. Our gracious principal had office hours today and was visited by the returning Professor Winchester. Miss Poppins, Miss Frizzle, and Dr. Wilson were in their offices as well."

Faithful: "Goodie. The office was closed. Long name that I'm too lazy to read had office hours. The blonde to my left was visited by aliens. Or Molly. Which ever."

Aly: "We talked about cheerleading. The Flight Club apparently flew a ship while talking to each other and Aeryn. They're multitaskers, those Flight kids."

Faithful: "And very talkative. Supernatural Support Society meets. They get chased by Spooky Things. Yomiko opens the library. Rejoice!"

Aly: "And Naomi has lunch. I think she ate pine nuts with a side of beetles."

So is alcohol
Faithful: "Sounds delicious. And speaking of eating, a dragon eats Billy. Let's see...Sakurazaki likes to hang boys. And then she ... hangs someone. Possibly Ranma. So does Chad. If you're confused, think about what I feel."

Aly: "Rory brings Luke a piefruit because she thought he fell off the earth. Say it with piefruit is my motto. Jamie was inquiring about 'special services.' And Will is worried that her new Frog video game will come alive."

Faithful: "That would be interesting. Hamlet fries the second television. Buffy wants a cheerleader. A spider eats the dragon that ate Billy."

Aly: "Hamlet and Setsuna discuss pain and boyfriends. Demyx is a girl, and Teddy is off in solitary."

And apparently Rock and Roll
Faithful: "Lana happily opens Giles. Braca falls asleep on the job. Rosette loves Booth."

Aly: "So does that redheaded girl, I hear. Chad bossanovas with his boyfriend. Posters go up announcing that Susan Pevensie ate her brother for his birthday. Finally, after using up his word allowance for the day, El pays the clinic a conjugal visit.

Faithful: "Cameron and Jack break a few glasses in Caritas, while Parker sings along. Then, Jack signs a flirt for Sam. No mention of who the flirt is."

Aly: "Do you think he used a permenant marker? Sam - the blonde one - tells Parker about her mission to save her earrings. Parker and Jack flirt; Isabel and Jack flirt. Sam and Cam - cute little rhyming scheme that that is - flirt over a bike."

Faithful: "Parker challenges Cam to a duel. Go Parker! Jack challenges Cam to a duel over a girl. Cam? Run. Isabel and Sam check each other out. Ew. Parker asks Isabel to sign her cast. And then Sam hits on Cally. Again, ew."

Aly: "Better than hitting Cally, I suppose."

Faithful: "Where they having an orgy at Caritas tonight or something?" ... "Ew."

Aly: "Maybe they should bribe the squirrels to not report the orgies in the future."

Faithful: "If only for the sake of my poor brain. Excuse me, there's some bleach with my name on it."

Aly: "Also? A partridge in a pear tree. If you don't get stuck."

Faithful: "Night Fandom!"

Aly: "Sleep tightly!"

Faithful: "Stay away from the orgies!"

Aly: "And the dragons!"