Fandom Radio, October 13

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"Hey, folks. Eric Weiss here, bringin' you the xStream News from the wicked gnarly Fandom High. Tonight's radio is sponsored by the rot in my stomach from xStream Blu. If I seem a little short, it's because I think the stuff is melting my flesh off from the inside.

xStream School

First off, assume that Jamie Madrox did something wacky that involved cleaning. I'm not going to cover every instance, or I'll have to find the guy and kill him right before his eyes. I don't know him, I wanna like him, so we're not going there.

Dean Tick gives us the announcements we love. Everybody's dying to have detention with Darth Vader on Saturday -- and so they will. Congrats to Jaye Tyler, Maia Rutledge, William Kessler, and Naomi Wildman for your dedication to the art of pain. Meanwhile, D'anna's gonna have a very special meeting with Dean Tick and there's doozers everywhere. What the hell is a doozer?

When you look into the crystal ball, it looks back at you with funny faces. That's what they're learning in Prophecy Lab. I'm looking into my crystal ball and I'm seeing... a crystal ball. Nadia and Bel have personal issues afterwards.

Domo arigato, Mr. Evil Roboto Duplicate. The Doctor's giving everyone the 411 on the 10101. Is it just me, or does The Doctor have trust issues? Every week seems to be a new way to get completely deceived. Maybe he should team up with Spies and Spying.

Wasting diseases are really cute and Professor Reid lets her class cuddle 'em. She's teaching about infections and viruses. There's glitter involved. Jamie gets freaked out. See my note above about not caring for his own health.

Student Council -- a bunch of people who govern but can't legally drink. Not that it matters here in Fandom, thank you Caritas.

Bridge opens the library. He has LEGOS. He's officially the winner of the Eric Weiss Dude-Awesome award for the week.

Hey, look. Assembly. This week, the school sells out. Krusty the Klown rattles off all the items you can buy that he has his name on. Handgun? I wasn't crazy when I heard handgun, right? Some xStream d00ds gave some xStream Blu out and did a totally lame stunt. Has anyone had a chance to eat the xStream Blu? Tasty stuff, but man... gassy. Got a free t-shirt, though. Someone points out the sham-iness of it all. Oh thank God. Bel and Zuko get us all drenched with their balls of fire. Insert joke about Bel's gay sex life here.

Stick it in your Dorm-hole!

Aeryn's got rage. The punching bag might actually bruise.

Zuko's got mad fire-bending skillz. Shame he couldn't get them under control before we all got soaking wet in the assembly.

John's putting together a posse. Isabel's invited. So's Luke. Now with extra Sam Carter. And just a dash of Peter Parker.

Nadia apologizes to Cally. The squirrels are giving me nothing to work with on this one. I'm assuming it's a wacky misunderstanding with a hairbrush, John Dorian, and the Macarena. Heeeeeey.

Jude isn't eating crow. He's just carrying it. Probably because it's Sakurazaki. Why a crow? Those things are gross. Try a cardinal. Something with a red wing.

English Peter Guy makes Parker go running. Good thing, too. Those cancer sticks she's been smoking have me worried. Then EGP has a Fort of Love with Willow. Yowza.

Bel tells Phoebe he's restless. Apparently girl!sex just isn't doing it for him anymore.

Zero's got horror movies in the Second Floor Common Room. Bridge fingerwiggles, whatever that means. The squirrels have it surrounded by asteriks. Seely is still cute and fuzzy. Awwwww.


Townimites

The Tick watches the Lemmings go, and calls in the Doozers. Swapping out one bunch of little guys for another... brilliant.

Lana's making personal phone calls at work. Y'think Giles is tracking that sort of thing?

Um, Aeryn's gone. That... really sucks. Wow. John must feel like crap right now.

Joxer and Kaylee are cute together and the local record shop. Unconfirmed sources indicate that they bought a Kenny G album together as a vow of their neverending schmoop.

Phoebe has a night club birthday. Shame she's too late to hang with Franky, Dean, and Sammy Davis, Jr. At this rate, they'd be lucky to get Paris Hilton.

Dude. Hookers. Becky won't read to Professor Vader. You're a teacher, man, get it together. If you can't read, you should probably just resign. Alec comes to collect on a debt. A debt of sex. That's the kind of debt you collect as quickly as possible or so I hear.

That's all from me tonight, folks. Catch you next week.