Fandom Radio, Tuesday, October 3, 2006

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Evening Fandom, and welcome to tonights broadcast, brought to you by Seely "Future Homecoming Prince" Booth. And any of you lovely ladies who are in need of a Homecoming date, just hit me up.

Classes, where, unsurprisingly, we learn things.

Today, Criminal Justice discussed vengeance, the werepony must have had a lot to talk about.

Pippi taught Humor for Dr Wilson, discussing the health effects of laughter before taking a survey.

Literature discussed the Scottish Play, before receiving a visit from three fortune-telling witches. In the spirit of those visitors, I can confidently predict that any girl who goes to Homecoming with me will have a great time. Bill helps Molly catch up on her missed work, and she and one of the Deans talk to Professor Next about missing classes.

Biology has a quiz, and talk about biotechnology. Parker is fidgety and tells Elizabeth that she's taken up smoking again. Aww, Parker, that stuff'll kill you, and then I'll never get my jacket back.

Acting discuss what a monologue is, before giving them.

In Spies and Spying they discuss personality types, before taking personality tests, my result? Cool. They then assess each other's personalities. Molly also talks to Aly about missing classes.

Music class talk about the evolution of music. After watching a movie, they practice their songs, and talk about their assignments.

Isabel opens the library. She talks with Harkness about his trip out of town, come back soon buddy, and dispenses Homecoming dress advice to Alanna. While over in the cafeteria, Shawn and Pippi talk Homecoming, Naomi has a quiet lunch, and Ranma and Chad talk about girls and hot water...guys, everyone knows it looks better when you dump cold water on them. Especially if they're wearing a white shirt.

Professors Cale, Winchester, Vader, and Adair have office hours. The office, as always, is open.

In club news, Archeology club meet, and there are suggestions made. Thrilling stuff.

Fencing club also meet and manage to be somewhat more interesting, what with the streatching, and breaking into groups, and practicing, and V being there, and English talking, and talking, and talking. No doubt.

Dorms, where we don't.

This morning, Pippi bakes in the fifth floor common room, the twins help her taste test and are pro-peanut butter.

Sakurazaki is in the gym with a practice sword, Kawalsky will date a pie, and Billy sketches and sings on the roof.

Between classes, Tyler looks after for the Homecoming Elections, remember to vote Seely Booth for Homecoming Prince, Marie dicusses cheerleading, basketball, and Jamie's suicidal tendencies with him, and John Connor is bummed about lack of cookies. Personally I'd be more bummed about a lack of dates, but hey, to each his own.

Bel catches up with Willow after Criminal Justice, and she promises to help him with his Homecoming dress.

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Just remember that black is supposed to be very slimming, Bel, and you'll need to wax any exposed areas.

In other news, Harkness gets a call, Janet goes to see what's wrong with Parker, who tells Faithful about her break-up. Which would explain the smoking, Parker if it was because the jerk cheated on you, I can beat him up or hold him while you do the beating, no problems. Isabel then brings Parker a, hopefully cigarette-free, giftbag. Lana visits Jim in his new room, and Lana, the offer I just made Parker stands for you too if you ever need it.

Ponyboy is writing a paper, Blair makes a recording while Broots sleeps, hopefully not dirty, Harkness tells Sam about his trip, and then Sam and Cam are, and I quote, "geniuses". John and Aeryn are snuggly, awww. Ed Elric just wants to be alone, Alphonse responds like any little brother would and goes to bug him. Harkness saves Cedric from his creature languages study and tells him about his trip, he also tells Parker before he finally heads out of town, remembering to pack beforehand.

Later Bel's taken over the fifth floor common room in order to make Homecoming plans. Jude admires his choice in dresses, before informing Bel he's fleeing the country in case he made the wrong one, or to celebrate Canadian Thanksgiving. Bel asks Pippi if he can borrow her horse, and if he's planing on pulling a Lady Godiva I want pictures. From the waist up. Anders offers to be an idea bouncer for Bel, then threatens Bridge's hair. My notes indicate that I should wish Anders a swift and painless death before Callisto gets wind of that. Bel and Pippi both say hi to Bridge and Billy also drops by.

Town, where...it's town.

Ranma goes to Sparky repairs about his hot water problem, I thought that was what the clinic was for? Rosette comes in looking for John Connor, who I hope wasn't dumb enugh to annoy a nun, but meets Teddy instead. Teddy later passes the news along to John.

Marie get a group together to go to Stuff for Sale. Willow is quite woebegone at the preference for Homecoming dresses over school supplies. You know, I'm sure there's someway you can combine the two. Marie welcomes Pheobe back, and Nadia wonders whether Homecoming is formal. Cally shows up to meet up with Mac, who talks shopping with Marie and Willow. River and Pippi go shopping, as do Doc Wilson and Aziraphale. I hope that Doc Wilson had recovered from his earlier cold, before he went.

Also in the cold-having was Rupert Giles. Jack also told the Doctor about his trip.

Faithful shed all over my equipment again, Rosette showed Clark her map, which I hope wasn't of Tasmania, at the Perk, where Cally and Mac talked more about Homecoming.

Bel makes reservations for him and Pippi's horse at Cafe Fina.

All and Sundries was open, and the Clinic was quiet both morning and night.

And that's all the news that's unfit to print. This is Seely "Prince of Homecoming to be" Booth, reminding you once again of my eligbility for dates, signing off.

Fandom Radio, October 4

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Hi from Jaye, reminding you that you have a whopping two days to find your dress, get a date, and smuggle your booze in to join the Snark Corner.


Edumacation

I need to get over the 'drinking ew' thing. Because these notes just on school stuff are going to kill me, and I'd rather not feel the pain. Hunting- more on the protest later- learned about cursed objects. Boy, could I tell you a thing or twelve thousand about those. Those crazy kids paired up, as you do, and Dam stayed behind to talk to Daddy Winchester after class. Internet for Dummies learned about Ebay... Oh, noooo, Abby, no. That way lies madness. So remember kids, when you can't get on the computers in the lab because someone's watching a limited edition something or other I don't care about in the final minutes before the bid ends, you can blame her. Buffy apologized for missing classes due to being a puppy, but she was way too adorable, so she should be fine. Professor Lyman came by to chat, and Evie talked about doing an experiment with Caff-Pow. ...Okay, that way lies more madness. I'll sell tickets.

Astronomy learned about Earth, and I was just about to snark on the fact that we're here, but I was on another planet not too long ago so I'm going to shut up now. And to everyone who hasn't been, neener. They played Sim Earth and then in the lab they talked about space stuff. World Religion talked Hinduism and created personal gods, and Rosette? Watch for the stream of Catholics headed to confessional, okay?

Intro to Magic got a lecture on karma. I could also tell you a lot about that, but I won't because I'm not getting paid for it. Learn on your own, suckers. Political Campaigning talked about targeting and research, which kind of sounds like a hit man class to me, but that's awesome. They also discussed how to run a reelection campaign. My advice? Win. And US Government talked about the Articles of Confederation and the Constitution, and I can win a bar bet now, ha. And Willow had a panic attack at hearing she got a question wrong. You see, there's a Type A personality, and then there's a Type A Personality.

Professor Jesse and Janice held office hours, Miss Frizzle and Aly saw Molly stopping by, Pippi went to see The, and Miss Frizzle went to see Ellie, and I tried to work out some circular storytelling there, but it didn't really work. Oh, well.

The cafeteria saw Ed, and Billy and Naomi having lunch.

In club news, Kappa Kappa Gremlin met and did guy things and talked homecoming and I dare one of you guys to streak the dance. I am not joking. Boonus if it's the faculty advisor. And Damn the Man, which I love saying, hooked up not dirty, and talked signs and had pizza. Hungry now. Thanks. And CAS members? You've got mail. No pizza, but mail.

Bridge opened the library today, with Door returning a book, Yomiko and Anders stopping in, Parker and Rory coming to talk to Bridge, Willow and Hermione discussing a spell, and Rory coming by to help. Jeez, people, I don't get why the library is so popular. There are books there. Books you don't have to read. Why?


Living Conditions

The usual protest saw a very bouncy demon trying to make friends. Aziraphale left tea and River told it Blair's cute. Oh, okay, the jig is up. The monster is Blair! I used my amazing powers of deduction there. Who told Nadia she dresses like a slut- nice going, Blair- and found out there were some holes in his research. I'm scared of what that could mean. Walter was more concerned about the Blair-demon's grooming. Gotta have priorities.

The cheerleaders met today, and Buffy decided they have to go to competition. Oh, that should be interesting. Isabel had to quit though, because she's busy like woah.

Up in the dorm places, Lana tells Lavender about Jim, and Briar asked Lavender to homecoming. Woo and hoo. Willow and English Pony hung out at lunch, and while my notes don't say, I will bet you money they were adorable. Jude ridded Sak of her emo- good Jude!- Dean and Tyler both hung out with Alec, and Bel asked Isabel to alien-fu up some women's shoes. ...Bel? Something you want to share with the class?

If you haven't voted for homecoming, what, did you have something better to do? ...Yeah, I forgot to, so I guess the answer to my own question is yes.

Sakura colored in the second floor common room, and Ed happened along to ask her to homecoming. And then John Connor was an asshole at them. Nice. But since I refuse to end on that note, how about the twins coming by after wandering away from the third floor? Yeah, I think I'll go with that.

Nadia worked on her adventure story in the fifth floor CR, and when Pippi goes for lunch, she gets an argument, too. And Joxer offers up heroship, only to get yelled at by Nadia and he's gonna be grooming Pippi's horse. ...I love you both.


Out and About

Over at Sparky Repairs, Teddy slept. I admire his work ethic. No, really. Cally stopped in at Giles' shop, and no, I'm never going to be able to say that name right. Wilson and Aziraphale hung out at the park with origami paper duckies, and I give warning: they come at me, they're getting Windexed.

Marty and Angela and Cam and Molly hung at JGOB, Chad sang along with the music at work, and Chrono wondered why Rosette's been quiet. She's been searchy, too. Just so you know.

Isabel took Alanna homecoming shopping at Stuff for Sale, and ended up helping Dawn and Lavender and Aeryn. Next dance, we all know ahead of time: Isabel knows what she's doing.

Pretty Sam opened Caritas, where Parker talked about her breakup, Blair told Sam how he hugged two out of the three Winchesters, Parker also told Blair about the breakup, Sam met Eric, and okay, I can't do this all in one sentence without running out of breath. Packed crowd tonight. The Doctor talked to Sam about his class, Seely and Sam talked, and he asked Parker to homecoming. *pause* Way to rebound? Sam and Professor Roslin talked about where they're from, and Clark stopped in for drinks.

And in the clinic, no one is dead or injured. Which I know is how I like it. Except for one or two people. I won't name names, that's just rude.


On that note, I'm gone, and I'm sure we're all very glad for it.