Fandom Sports Radio, August 22

[connernotconnor.livejournal.com]

Hey, everybody, this is Conner McKnight bringing you all the scores and highlights on tonight's post-game show since the usual guy is on the DL or something. So how about those Red Sox, huh? Yeah. Let's not go there.

Learning the Fundamentals

Writing learned about writing romance today. Around this place that shouldn't be hard, dudes. 's all I'm sayin'.

Scoobying had to figure out who they'd want on their teams in an emergency situation. That's not as easy as it looks, guys. Team chemistry is a tricky thing. Possibly even trickier than organic chem, just without all the numbers. Well, okay, there are numbers, just on jerseys, but never mind. And then they had to actually form teams and rescue -- whoa, back up, Willow got kidnapped?

Oh right. Class exercise. Okay. Didn't stop Peter Pevensie from checking up on her after class, though. Way to take initiative with the morale booster there, dude! I bet the First Aid workshop got to boost a few virtual people's morale when they treated amusement park patrons and probably got to play around while they were at it. Who says you can't have fun on the job? That's why I'm an athlete, people.

Archery got to take their pick of bows and cupcakes. How to Win Friends, as opposed to championships, had fun with pizza and bribery. Pizza is an awesome bribery tool. Seriously.

And because that book learning stuff is important too, Rory opened the library today. It was pretty empty, and so was the cafeteria, but I bet the library didn't have the same whole funky-smell thing working against it. I hope.

Partying in the Team Hotel

So in the gym today, Veronica and Cameron had their last training session. Cameron got his butt kicked, the notes say. Ahahaha, dude, you got owned. Marty was there too, got promised a post-game interview by Veronica, and found out about Cam making it past the prelims in Air Force Academy applications. Tyler was in the gym super late tonight.

At the gun range, Parker and Jack were talking. Um. Isn't the gun range for, you know, target practice? Well, at least Peter whose jersey would say Pevensie on the back -- I am so getting you one, dude, what number do you want? -- made Parker go for a run super early today. Over in the salle, Rory was watching Anakin practice with his lightsaber, and you know, that could totally sound dirty except that just about anything involving athletic activity can sound dirty, people. It's too easy.

Nadia and her laptop were in the fifth floor common room this morning, where Walter let her borrow his cell phone and talked game plans for dealing with Sloane. Pippi was all "game on" and being helpful, and discussed the situation with Walter. Jamie talked about his hangups -- oh, phone hangups, I guess, but that's not as funny -- and was all about going to campus security and hyping up Furrball to Pippi. No idea if any of this had anything to do with Nadia trying to get him to move out, though.

Tim the roomie-dude was outside and not feeling so hot. Bummer, man. Out in the courtyard Peter Parker was reading comics, and Kawalsky the pizza-sharing dude called him out on some pranks.

Back on the fifth floor but later in the day, Pip was napping and Nadia's plan of checking him for life signs put him on the offensive. Not so sure it went over too well with Pippi, either. Dean was watching TV the next floor down, and Joxer, Z, and Broots all showed up.

Cedric and Jack were hanging on the beach, John and Aeryn were snuggly, and Greg and Isabel did the making-up thing. Phoebe had, um, a vision and told Piper about it, and Nadia told Cally and Alphonse about her father.

Post-Victory Party on the Town

Cafe Fina was open, and so was Sparky Repairs. Over at Caritas, Jane found out that Tim got some bad news, and Clark was hanging in the lounge. Clark was also writing home, which I should probably do at some point.

Jane and River talked about friendships, Willow and Peter were at Pizza Planet being cute, which is their team strategy and a good one, Jaye and Alec were at Fast Eddie's, and Baldrick got a present from Jamie at All and Sundries.

Uh . . . Aeryn and Anakin were at the Fourth Sin tonight, and so were Johnina and Ronald, who we must've just gotten in a trade, because I've never heard of them before.

And, um . . . looks like we've got heightened security on the island today. So no brawling in the stands, guys, okay? Because a lifetime stadium ban is never fun. Not that I've ever gotten slapped with one of those. That was my brother. I swear.

Anyway, that's the whistle and a full ninety, people, so until next time or something, this is Conner McKnight heading off the field. Hit the showers, everyone!

. . . if that's that kind of a group activity I don't want to know about it.

Fandom Radio, August 23

[fates_jaye]

Hey, this is Jaye, who didn't die last week. Go, me! I take back every nice thing I said about you people last week. Also, other planets are cool and I saw the best thing ever and I'm not telling you whaaaaaaat...


Edumacation

SUMMER, PEOPLE. Is that actually the last time I get to say that? Woo hoo! In Stealth, the pupils have become the teachers. If anything gets robbed, blame them. And tell them to be stealthier next time. I have no idea what happened in Jewelry but John Connor and Mac annoyed the teacher. Good going, guys!

Photography developed photos and V got a lot of talking going on. Someone get that girl a lozenge. Astronomy looked at stars, and in the Kludge thingie, there was a party, and the students got to meet some people. In Computers, things were killed! And criminals were apprehended! Why did I not sign up for this?



Living Conditions

Tim hung out under a tree and was woken up by Ranma and puppy, Marty and Angela were adorable and snuggly, Walter helped Nadia through some claustrophobia, ack, and... Um. So Willow found dead frogs in her bed. Wtf, Fandom? English Peter rescued her, Jamie came by to give her some comfort not dirty, Phoebe freaked on Willow's behalf, because seriously. Willow, you didn't like, piss off any mobsters, did you? Marie's rightfully disturbed, and Bel also came to the rescue. Where the hell do you find dead frogs in bulk?

English Peter comforted Willow afterwards, because he is British and a good boyfriend and we like him. Pip and PippI had a date at the docks and can I just say, easiest namesquish ever. Jamie didn't feel so hot and Nadia thinks he's been drugged. Look, it makes as much sense as anything else.

Nadia and Walter were pissy at the gun range, which is really a good place to be pissy, I think. Or maybe a really bad place. I think it depends on how annoying the company is. Alec's not feeling the most awake ever, and Tyler and I went to see him, and Tim got bitten by a gremlin. Hahahahahaha. Sucks to be you! And also, to be Anakin who got to deal with some of the aftermath.

Dawn, enterprising young thing that she is, decided softball was a good idea. Alanna was all for it. Parker told Dawn who Daisy is. She's a teacher, duh. Dawn and Dean talked about family, and so did Dean and Parker. And lo and behold, here's Cute Sam! One of the best things about not dying this weekend? I can continue to make him blush and hate me. Dawn questioned Tim's sanity, and found out about the frogs from English Peter. Okay, done with the frogs now, ew!



Out and About

Clark looked at something and Lucas left Fandom! ...Does this mean I can go in Empire Records again? And at Caritas... Okay, I have to read this one exactly as it's stated. "Blair and Jarod decide that ancient demon-mime mating dances lead to boykissy." I kind of love you both right now. That's awesome. In less awesome news, Bel was having some issues with the frogs in the bed. That's still creepy.

Fred opened Weasleys', which I need to get to like woah. Seriously. Sanctity saw some traffic in the form of The Doctor and Tex. Anakin got... I have no idea why he needs beanies from All and Sundries, but sometimes he's weird. He's still pretty, though. Hi, Obi-wan. And Joxer tried to tell Edmund a joke. Oh, I bet that went over really well.

Tim, still suffering from a gremlin bite, headed to the park for encounters with Artie and Jane and can we start video taping this sort of thing? I mean, really. At the clinic, Tommy ate Dr. Cox's fudge. *long pause, followed by several giggles* It's okay. I'm okay. It's good. Dr. Susan talked to Tyler and Jamie, and Natalie did some surfing of the non-liquid kind.


That's it from me today. Thanks for not sucking too bad today. Till next week.