Fandom Radio, Saturday July 29, 2006

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Hello everyone! This is John Crichton and hopefully I'm going to be broadcasting without the insanity of last week. As you can see, there's no booze here with me. Yet...

School Daze

Today's detention is led by GOB.

The second basketball game was today! In the first half, the players arrive as do the cheerleaders.

And...Nadia drops the spirit stick and turns into a Gremlin. Oh yay, Strange Land is back! I lied, I have booze!

*sounds of bottle being uncapped*

Blair helps the blue team on the sidelines and Willow helps the gold team.

Nadia bites Janet...Okay. Janet is not what's for breakfast, Nadia!

The audience watches the game. And then Walter gets bitten by Nadia...and this is going to suck for you after you're not a gremlin, isn't Nadia? Sucks.

Cally and Walter make out under the stands...and people, I was playing during that game! No sex during basketball! It distracts the players!

Bel chats with Cally before Nadia bites him also. Man, she must've not eaten her Wheaties this morning. Walter, whose already made out with Cally, mind you, hits on Veronica. Veronica tasers him and OUCH. I hope she missed important parts, Walter! Jayer shares her popcorn with Nadia and wow Jaye wow.

Aeryn and Parker run into Nadia and Bel bounces...Bel bounced? Why is Bel bouncing? Is he on Bel bouncing balloons? This is not right, Fandom, not right at all!

Dr. Pevensie is there and talks to Peter and Willow.

During halftime, Anders and Conner make out. PEOPLE! No sex during the game and wait...you guys are players! If you guys get to do it, I wanna do it too! Not with you, I mean!

...

I LOVE YOU AERYN.

Nadia harrasses Cam at halftime but Blair comes over and tries to be the voice of reason. I hope it worked! Peter Pevensie gets a visit from both Nadia and Willow at halftime. No notes on biting so yay Peter!

Blair juggles water bottles and Bel ogles Phoebe but is...embarrassed about it. I thought you two were dating?

Demyx gets bitten and thinks he's Axel. Axel Rose? If so, that sucks! Paradise City sucks! Bel disturbs Archie and Veronica by being bouncy and happy.

Oh Bel. If this is temporary, don't hide from the world tomorrow! Nadia bites the Doctor and the Doctor thinks he's Hulk Hogan. WHATCHA GONNA DO?!

Cally mopes under the bleachers, Bel and Walter and their new personalities meet, and Bel is happy at the Doctor and the Doctor is happy right back.

Home On the Range

In the fourth floor common room, Pippi and Seras discuss egg's and today's basketball game. Walter tries to cheer Pippi up and Seras and Joxer discuss Joxer poking Jane Canary with his stick...I hope that's not dirty...and Seras gives him breakfast. Joxer proudly tells Pippi that he made out with Kaylee last week. Congrats? I guess. Joxer and Walter discuss different fighting methods and Seras gives Walter breakfast and they chat about Blackadder and the possibility of him being ill.

Hey Jaye? I hear you offer shirtless therapy! Go on down to All and Sundries and make Blackadder better!

This morning, Jack had a bad dream. I have bad dreams. And then Aeryn snores in my ear and I'm alllllllll right. I could send her over? Just kidding baby just kidding!

There is a drinking game! And I wasn't invited! I would've kicked ass people! Janet is freaking out and hey, we aren't that loud!

Ooops. Sorry Aeryn!

Isabel's reading a magazine and Parker and Sam check in on Jack.

Dr Pevensie talks to someone who may or may not be Axel Rose. So does Anders and Pippi.

Jude is building something on the roof. There is also emo free fun in the fifth floor common room.

It's a Helluva Town!

Alanna opened the clinic this morning and Tommy opens the clinic at night.

Sister Rosette is hung over at church. Best Sister ever! Joxer tries to go undercover at All and Sundries and it works. Really.

Walter goes into All and Sundries and hits on Seras. Wow, Walter. You're a busy dude today. Quark does his radio show Brunt stops in at Hitsuzen. Brunt also visits The Fourth Sin. Becky is not available!

And that's all we have for tonight and that wasn't so bad and I hope Nadia doesn't have indigestion tonight! Night folks!

Pirate Radio, Sunday, July 30

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye all the latest in lies 'n gossip here at Fandom High.

Ye know ye love it. Turn up yer radios. The pirate be tellin' all.

Roomin'
Late, late last night, Alec be a no-good stickbug licker.

*laughter*

The cabin, apparently, which be makin' this in no way less bizarre.

Sam-who-be-not-a-wench 'n Dawn be wakin' up incredibly hungover, as be Rory 'n Anakin, who were also thar. If thar were an orgy 'n I be not invited, I be terribly unhappy...

'n speakin' o' orgies, Parker 'n Jack 'n Dawn be stoppin' by Isabel's 'n thar be talk about sex 'n paintin' things! Kinky. Then Greg be stoppin' by t' see the fruits o' their labors. Even more kinky!

Alec 'n Dean be tryin' t' remember the night before. Alec, ye licked a cabin. Ye might want t' get that checked.

Speakin' o' things t' get checked, John be pitchin' a tent in his room. I be fairly positive that be a euphemism, since Aeryn be thar.

In the gym this mornin', S-wench be practicin' her forms. Out in public? Ye brazen hussy. I be likin' that in a wench. John-who-be-a-Connor be workin' out wit' a heavy bag. Be that anything like yer animate sheet? Because if so, I be disturbed.

*pause*

Even if it be not, I still be disturbed. Sheets should be stayin' where they be. Anyway, Alanna be trainin' Parker-who-be-a-wench. *papers shuffle* It be not sayin' in what, but if it be "forms" I be thar wit' bells on. Sam-who-be-a-wench be runnin' into Parker-who-be-a-wench 'n be not dyin'! Good fer both o' ye.

Callynanders be discoverin' that they be comin' from a time ten years apart from each other. Huh. I suppose that be news. I be from 1750, if anyone be thinkin' they knew me from that time on Tortuga or somethin'.

Up on the fourth floor, Bel be cranky that he were bit by a gremlin yesterday. Don't ye be frettin', matey. At least ye didn't grease up yer hair 'n spend most o' the day swappin' spit wit' Parker-who-be-a-wench.

And no, that be never gettin' old. Anyway, apparently, Nadia bit Bel yesterday. That be soundin' dirty t' me. Blair be tryin' t' teach Doctor Cox t' be nice. I be wishin' ye luck, Blair, wit' that 'n wit' yer secret quest wit' the ladies at the Sin. Thar should be more people tryin' t' be like ye. Like *laughter* Bel, fer instance.

I be givin' ye a dollar if ye bounce fer me, Bel. That be no manner o' euphemism.

Up on the fifth floor, River be throwin' knives. As ye do. Fry be teachin' River about animals ye stuff--like a turkey, aye?--'n then Peter-who-be-not-a-Parker be thar talkin' t' her about siblings. Which ye be not stuffin', right? Walter be complimentin' River on her knife throwin' skills, which be the polite thing t' do if someone who be not ye be havin' a knife 'n then gettin' tea from Peter-who-be-not-a-Parker 'n figgerin' out what he 'n Nadia be up to yesterday. Aye, more gremlin bites. Parker be tellin' her about the rules o' Fandom about gremlin bites. If she be not sayin' that ye'll be mocked fer it fer the rest o' yer days, she be not tellin' ye true.

Then River's skill wit' a knife be killin'...the painted octopus on the wall. This apparently be hugely upsettin'. Huh.

This afternoon, Bel be not understandin' that the traditional way o' dealin' with gremlin bites is t' hide in yer room until the next bout o' stupidity strikes. Instead, he be on the second floor as well, where Conner be watchin' soccer. Or football. Or whatever. I be thinkin' after the World Cup be over that I be not havin' t' care about this anymore. Bel be promisin' not t' turn Nadia crispy, 'n Nadia 'n Conner be bondin' about video games.

Cally be talkin' t' Nadia on the roof, then Nadia be jumpin' off the roof wit' Walter. *shuffles papers* I be hopin' that Cally be not that bad a conversationalist.

Hermy be writin' home, Callisto be sleepin', Cedric 'n Dean be catchin' up, 'n Phoebe be talkin' t' Piper about Bel 'n basketball. Then Veronica be stoppin' by t' talk about Archie. Why be no one talkin' about me?

I be terribly interestin'.

Speakin' o' terribly interestin', S-wench be makin' a sandwich 'n talkin' wit' Jude.

*papers shuffle*

Sorry. That be not terribly interestin'.

Anyway, thar be revelin' up on the fifth floor--Pippi be convertin' the dead painted octopus into a new 'n different octupus 'n I be havin' no kind o' enough rum fer that t' make sense. Anders, Demyx 'n Fry be thar as well.

On the third floor, Angela be watchin' "I Love the 90s". The 1690s? The wigs be ridiculous. She be joined by Anders, Willow, Peter-who-be-not-a-Parker, Joxer, Zack, Marty, Hermione, 'n Briar.

Revelin'
Harper be gettin' an envelope today. Wow. Be throwin' a parade! In equally excitin' news, no one be in the clinic either this mornin' or tonight.

Pippi 'n Molly be stoppin' by Weasley's House of Whizzin' Whatevers, River 'n Tex be gettin' brunch this mornin', River be confessin' her octopus-slayin' ways at church 'n Alec be feedin' Jaye coffee t' cure her hangover. Personally, I be suggestin' more rum. If ye always be a little drunk, ye never be hungover!

Oooh! News about me! I were in Caritas tonight, learnin' about tippin' from GOB. Then I be gettin' tips from the Doctor, Xander 'n Yuuko. GOB be questionin' the Doctor's manliness 'n suggestin' Xander be goin' t' the Sin--they be treatin' ye right, I recommend it--'n talkin' Tokyo wit' Yuuko. Conner 'n the Doctor be flirtin' wit' Maureen. If ye be near Anders, I be expectin' the emo t' begin in three...two...one...

Oh, thar also be be a drinkin' nun.

That be all from the Crow's Nest! Keep an eye out fer Matey wit' the Hat 'n have a good night!