Fandom Radio, Monday, June 26, 2006

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"Hiiiiii, peoples, this is Becky an' I'm back from home. I am currently a teeny-tiny bit drunk. Just so's y'know. I know it's not obv'ous.

Schooliness!

In the liberry, Tyler talks t'himself an' THAT IS OKAY. Don' let peoples judge you for craziness, Tyler! Sometimes talkin' t'ourselves is more int'restin' anyway. Anyways, Pippi an' An'kin check on him. Whatever.

In Arts and Crafts, kiddies make Little Wooden Boys. Okays, boys and girls, so here's the thing. I know it seems like a good idea at the time? But having splinters there just is not worth it. Try a popsicle, though! Is summer an' stuff, an' they're the perfect shape.

Anyways, they also make scrapbook covers an' Sak...Sakur...Saks...S interviews Tick and his Little Wooden Boy for her documentary, which is apparently a porn movie or something. Luna asks 'bout lil' wooden girls, and remember what I said about those splinters, boys. Blow-up dolls're much better! An' 'parently the kiddies named them. My toy like that is named Frank!

In Clockwork, John Connor plays with his, an' I could've sworn that there's an L in that workshop name but okay. Yay dirty in class.

In Baking, people make chocolate-chip cookies. Pip an' Jude talk about kitties are bad, an' I don't think I hafta really talk about the euph'misms there, right? But Anders an' Willow talk 'bout sports or something an' that's boring and not dirty t'all, so boo. An' Sam talks t'Anders about his hangover. Hair of the dog, honest! I'll be havin' lotsa tequila tomorrow mornin', oh yes.

Also! Dean Tick sends email, and has a vis'tor!

In the cafeteria, Tempe has breakfast for lunch and is d'lighted!

Dorms, where people should be sleeeeeeeeeping!

Very, very early this mornin', Archie and Lyta seemed t'be having scary dreams. Oh noes! Poor Lychie and Arta. Poor, poor kiddies. Oh, an' Joxer, too. I dunno who Joxer is, but poor girl. An' Cordeeeeeeelia an' Al an' that guy whose wallet I stole an' Bel. Poor girls an' boys. I hate bad dreams. Booze helps, though. An' sex. Yay!

S-girl gets rocks. Okay. Go you. In the first floor lobby, V'ronica an' Archie talk 'bout ghost stories an' John Connor comes by. Presum'bly after playing with his...clock in his workshop.

In th' fifth floor common room, there's an orgy or somethin'. Marie, Walter, Willow showed up, an' Seras talked to Walter an' Marie talked to Willow an' Willow talked to Walter an' Buffy an' Bridge an' Bridge talked to Seras an' Xander talked to Willow an' Willow talked to Pip an' Peter an' a of people talked and ate and prob'ly had sex as well.

An' Jack an' Cedric waked up together an' tha's kinda hot. Pictures, boys? I'll give you extra credit, since Mus'rat and Bir'cage were slacking slackers of...slackiness. Oh, oh, and there was more boysex yay! Connernanders did it! Huh. I thought that word used t'look different but whatever. Boys were all dirty 'n stuff yay.

Bir'cage thinks a lot, which is boring an' isn't sex with Mus'rat so I don't care. Maia gives her fishies yummy food while holding Lil' Wooden Boy, an' I'm not sure if tha's a euph'mism or not, but it sounds kinda fun. You go get you some, girl! You don' need to have company to have fun!

Is'bel gets her tiny, spiny boyfriend. See above 'bout how you don't need company for fun. If you wanna call it your boyfriend, more power t'you. Sam talks to Jack. Wonder if tha's dirty too. Go Jack! R'member what you learned in class!

S-girl works hard, an' then in the sally, she and Peter practice with swords, and Jude shows up. Kinky.

At the shootin' range, Seras watches Lyta. Kinkiness again!

Inna third floor common room, Peter, Conner, Nadia an' Seras watch soccer. Mmm. Soccer. Should watch more of that.

Joxer meetsLana an' they're weird. Girls, play nicely together. Ask Is'bel 'bout her spiny boyfriend if it'l lmake for good conv'rsation.

Town!

In the store I can't pr'nounce, Lana's crying. Cheer up, Lana! Have some booze! An' a bunchof peoples went to the spa.

Also, Tim opens Luke's, and Nadia and Walter were at Cafe Thingy.

In the park Tim and Pippi dance in the rain. Naked?

And Is'bel comes by Caritas to show Jarod her thingy from earlier, or somethin'.

Finally, in the clinics, Granny opens in the morning an' Trevor opens at night.

An' that's it for meeeeeeee. Gonna go pass out or drink more. Nigh' nigh' Fandom!"

Fandom Radio, June 27

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Er . . . hello, Fandom. This is Lieutenant . . . yes, damn you, I said Lieutenant. No, there's no need to look at me like that. There's not a damn thing you can do about it now, is there? As I was saying, this is Lieutenant Archie Kennedy at the helm with you tonight here on Fandom Radio -- and I'd do it a damn sight better than you would, Jack! I'm . . . yes, where was I? Bear with me tonight, please, folks, I'm not quite myself.

*pause*

Yes, that's your fault. No need to rub it in. Let's get to it, shall we?

Workshopping

In Archery today -- no need to remind me of your reputation as a crack shot, Jack -- the students got to shoot at one another. Bel seemed out of sorts, though he talked to Conner and Dean about ghosts and brownies. Sam was quite happy about being able to shoot his classmates, cut a deal with Parker (who also made a deal with Conner), and made a wager with his brother about who would come out on top.

Bel's attempt to shimmer to the end of the gauntlet didn't go over very well with Parker, Isabel, or Conner. Something seemed to upset him further, at any rate. Isabel, Conner, and Parker shot at one another, and Dean found himself trading shots with Sam, Parker, Conner, and Dawn. But Miho wasn't idle throughout all this, and Bel, Conner, Sakurazaki, Dawn, and Molly all fell victim to her arrows.

*pause* No, Jack, I don't believe you could do better. Anyhow, in Campfire Stories and Songs, Professor Ted told the story of Snow Vhite and the Seven Dwarves, after which they sang a song about an old man who played knick-knack with a pulse rifle gun. That actually makes sense to me. Confused, Jack? You should be. But I'm actually not. Nor am I confused by the notion of fanfiction, which the Writing workshop students worked on today. Ordinarily I'd take shots at a certain student here, but I've other things on my mind tonight.

First Aid students learned how to treat burns and carry injured people. Which is a useful skill on board ship, I must say . . . oh, as if you ever lifted a finger to help any of your men, Jack. The Scoobying students made faces at one another, and thank God none of you had to look at the face that I'm looking at right now. If you did, you might run out of the room upset as Lana apparently did. Willow stopped by with food for Xander after class, though.

And finally in classes, Documentaries students worked on their scripts and storyboards.

The Wardroom (Which Was a Much More Pleasant Place Without You, Jack), Mess Hall, Sickbay, and Chain of Command

Our lovely and esteemed Principal Washburn held office hours today, where she was visited by Pippi and Bridge.

In the mess hall, Pippi watched videos.

Doctor Pevensie was visited by Tyler today, and both Doctor Troy and Doctor Lambert's clinic shifts were, as far as I can tell, quiet. It's quiet in here right now; that's a relief. Perhaps I can get through . . .damn.

In The Crew Berths, Where I Wake Up Every Bloody Half Hour

Lyta seemed deep in thought in the third floor common room this morning, where she was greeted by Tim; River was making food in the fifth floor common room, where she spoke with Tim who flirted with Gwynn. The second floor den of iniquity played host to Parker and Elizabeth talking about summer vacations and cheerleading photos, as well as to Xander and a very agitated Bridge. Callisto was there as well, and a subdued Molly, who . . . seemed to be talking to someone. In the fourth floor common room, Alphonse talked to a restless Sakurazaki. . . . Yes, yes, shut up about your own restlessness.

In the gym, Pippi, Seras, and Pip talked about riding crops and where to get them . . . no, Jack, you can't have one . . . and the salle saw Peter practicing and talking to Tim about swords.

Er, congratulations to Greg who is no longer a hedgehog, but was naked in Isabel's room. Aeryn was having trouble sleeping, and believe me, I know the feeling right now. As did Veronica, whose troubling dreams woke Cally and Anakin, and Molly.

Parker had email -- you don't know what that is, do you? River came out from under the bed, and Sam Carter and Jack Harkness -- I clarify for the benefit of my unwelcome guest here -- went out on the town to Cafe Fina and then back to the dorms. Anders and Conner were seen coming back to the dorms together rather late tonight as well.

While Pippi interviewed Blair for her documentary, she made sure to get in some relaxation time first. God, what I wouldn't do for some relaxation. While Cedric and Jack -- not you, you bastard -- talked about magic and its playful aspects, Xander and Bridge talked while Bridge apparently packed an overnight bag, and Piper and Veronica talked about the . . . the strange goings-on of late. Alphonse, however, was talking to himself until Nadia checked up on him, and Draco also talked to himself. Talking to yourselves? Were you really . . . I wonder.

On Shore Leave, Where I Still Can't Get Rid Of You

A hung over Becky and brownie-eating Miho were at the Fourth Sin today, where Jarod also made a phone call. Yes, Jack, by all means, go there and leave me the hell alone for a little while! Peter and Willow were their usual adorable selves at the Perk, and managed to work in talk about chicken soup, geometry, and London amidst all the flirtation.

Clark went for a walk in the woods, and Lana was . . .hmm. Also talking to no one, it seems; that's where Phoebe found her, and learned that she has apparently been seeing her dead boyfriend.

Stop laughing, Jack, that's not funny.

At Empire Records, Nadia stopped in for special brownies and talked to Lucas about changing her hours. All and Sundries was open, as was Sparky Repairs, and Agatha, I am so sorry about missing class yesterday.

Caritas, Where Everyone Was, Including Some Uninvited Guests

By God, it was busy at my usual Tuesday night haunt tonight, where Nadia and Walter got Blair drunk for the first time. And I do use that word haunt deliberately even though for the moment I'm . . . well. Not being bothered. There was singing in abundance from Conner who apparently didn't want to freak Anders out, Blair with a rather rousing rendition of Kumbaya, Walter with "Anything Goes," Nadia who once was the Queen of Spain, Seras and Hamlet singing about a rebel yell, Dean, who feels like a woman, and Sam, who professes to being a macho man. Mixed messages, all of you.

Nadia and Veronica were talking about ghosts, and Piper was there to check up on Veronica. Bel needed a good stiff drink, as I did after what happened to Veronica and me. Tim and Clark were there as well; so was Cally. Lucas took a night away from Empire Records and talked to Clark and Veronica, while Artie discussed being unable to find himself with Tim and talked to Seras about aluminum siding.

Quark and Clark talked business, as did Edmund and Quark. Speaking of Edmund, Seras didn't seem all too happy to see him there. At least he's alive, Seras. Kaylee showed up with Joxer who was being even stranger than usual, and talked to Tim, and Chloe talked to Veronica and Clark. Once Conner and Anders started drinking, a little strategically applied peer pressure by Veronica resulted in what Jaye would refer to as "Yay, boykissy!" And also girlkissy. Turnabout is fair play, Samuel, so why were you so upset?

The Winchester brothers, followed to Caritas by Dawn, made an appearance as well in hopes of getting free drinks from Veronica, which is what Alec, who talked to Chloe, did as well. Tim met Sam and learned that Alec has better hair than Dean. Phoebe and Lana were there and talked to Tim, Clark, and Cally. And Hamlet was there as well; he and Tim finally exchanged first names, and Seras told him he looked just like Billy Idol. Apparently he can see my friend, too. He was talking to Tyler, who joins the ranks of Fandom's highly agitated, as well.

*pause* *sound of a chair scraping against the floor abruptly*

Damn it! I thought you were gone! Another five minutes, Jack, please? I just need to finish this . . .

*pause, and a long intake of breath*

Look, something is going on. Nightmares, highly agitated people . . . apparitions and sightings. We've banded together to help each other before. Some of you have the knowledge and the skills to help look into the matter. If you can do so again, well . . . all right, all right. This is Archie Kennedy striking colors and signing off, and wishing you all a fair wind and clear skies. By God, do I wish that for you all.

[OOC: Tonight's uncredited and unheard cohost: the ghost of Midshipman Jack Simpson.]