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Fandom Radio, Friday, April 7th 2006
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whitedeathpod.livejournal.comHello and good evening citizens of Fandom. My name is Constable Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police and head of security at Fandom High. As I have never done this before, please bear with me through any technical difficulties that might occur. I do thank you for joining me though. Hopefully, this radio report will both inform and entertain you. Also, hello Xander!
The Educational System of Fandom High
Music class meets in the Danger Shop today where they explore post-apocalyptic music. History of art and art studio are sent out to do art. If anyone decides to liven Diefenbaker up, I might be persuaded to get them a special mountie suit as well.
Celtic studies is cancelled. Journalistic Integrity and Journalism 101/201 gets to interview Professor Skeeter. Well, I praise you, Professor Skeeter, for putting yourself out there like that and answering all the questions honestly and articulately.
Driver's Ed practices driving on...raptors. Is that a type of car that I've not yet heard of? Perhaps made by a foreign company? Sounds sporty either way. Mathematics has a day to catch up on their work. Cultivation and Gardening talks about the Sequoia.
The student council meets and prom and poker night are discussed. Professor Harrington holds office hours.
And, lastly, the illustrious Dean Zordon announces detention.
Professor Logan deems it necessary to send email. I, unfortunately, was not a recipient of said email. Therefore, it must've been something class oriented. I hope.
In the library (that seems to hate me for returning a book that was overdue, I'm sorry about that again), Miss Fraiser and Miss Chase talk about the weetinybunny problem that is sweeping the school. And I cannot believe my notes indicate that weetinybunny is all one word. Does Webster's agree with that spelling? I'll have to look it up after the broadcast. Miss Chase's bunny, who apparently is named Gus, attempts to hug Miss Chase's pencil. And there is more talk of weetinybunnies between Miss Parker and Miss Fraiser later in the afternoon.
In the cafeteria, Mr. Mitchell grows worried over Mr. Crichton's seemingly odd behavior. And it does not involve weetinybunnies, which I still think is horrible misspelled. Shouldn't it be three words?
The school's clinic is empty. I do believe that is a good thing.
Room and Board
Mr. Mitchell is alone in the gym. It must've been a low energy day. Usually the gym is teeming with activities such as an altercation between a Mr. Skywalker and a Mr. Angel. Principal Washburn handled that situation with wonderful patience, discipline and calm. Well done, Principal Washburn.
Professor Cregg is doing something called yoga. I remember Ray saying something about a Yogi. That's not the same thing, is it? Doing Yogi sounds much more unusual.
Miss Parker, Miss Gilmore, Mr. Carson, Miss Hopeless-Savage and Miss Chase are all leaving for Delaware. Do have a good time students. Come back safely. The library would miss it's aides, as would I.
Xander stays up to listen to last night's radio broadcast. I listened to it as well, Xander, and I do say Mr. Carson has a fine voice for radio. Later, Xander and Miss Evans have a conversation. Miss Halliwell wakes up. I did that this morning as well. Always good to wake up to the bright sunshine and the blue sky.
Mr. Angel and Mr. Crichton's room is extremely busy today. Miss Callisto yells at Mr. Angel for being a...that's quite the strong word for a high school radio station. Perhaps I should speak to the station manager about this? Miss Fraiser checks on Mr. Angel. Mr. Crichton has a conversation with himself and he and Angel discuss Mr. Crichton talking to himself and Angel's injury. You two, you sound like quite the matched pair. Miss Sun also checks on Mr. Angel. Seems you're quite the big man on campus, Mr. Angel. Please do refrain from getting stabbed again, though. I doubt Principal Washburn will be so forgiving next time. Miss Gilmore tells Mr. Angel he is a....and there's that word again. Students, is the only way to convey a point through words such as this? Honestly, I will buy you a thesaurus in order to prevent these words from being filtered into the broadcasts. Miss Parker also thinks Mr. Angel is a...hmmm. Let's just call Mr. Angel a buffoon. How's that? Mr. Echolls is quite proud of Mr. Angel. Poor Mr. Angel, your head must be one confused place.
Miss Halliwell informs her sister of Mr. Turner's arrest, Mr. Borkowski eats something called Funyuns and Mr. Dornez stops by. If Funyuns are anything like the onion rings Ray once made, I do hope your stomach did not rebel, Mr. Borkowski. Miss Santos is still dreaming and Mr. Dornez is there to reassure her, Mr. Dornez talks to Mr. Elric about Mr. Elric's upcoming detention, and Mr. Elric comforts Miss Ivanova who is, apparently, sad. I do hope you feel better, Miss Ivanova.
Miss Chase receives an email from Mr. Blank, Miss Gilmore and Miss Evans work on an art project, and Miss Halliwell and Miss Halliwell have a fight. They did not take it so far as to stab and fracture bones, though. Later, Miss Halliwell is emo. Does that mean she has the stomach flu? I do not keep anything nausea related in stock but I'm sure the clinic can clear that emo right up.
Mr. Mitchell and Miss Hayes are very much acting the part of pseudo brother and sister. The Colorado Gang gets together. A gang? In Fandom High? I might need to look into this. I do not condone any gang activities. Mr. Crichton and...Umberto talk to Miss Sun. Umberto? Having listened to recent broadcasts, I'm fairly certain Umberto is the name of Professor Skeeter's son. Why is Professor Skeeter's son in Mr. Crichton's room? Is Mr. Crichton also Professor Skeeter's son?
The Town That Is Not In Canada
Miss Trebond opened Fandom Town's Clinic. Miss Evans and Miss Santos both stop by. Mr. Bluth remains without visitors...but he had the mountie moose! Dr. Lambert opens the clinic that evening and no visitors have yet arrived.
Miss Halliwell contacts Professor Camulus for assistance regarding Cole Turner's recent arrest. Now, Miss Halliwell, you do understand I was doing my job, correct? There is, was, and never will be a personal vendetta between myself and Mr. Turner. Later, in the same apartment, Camulus and Orlin converse about moving in together. I do wish you all the best. If and when you decide to get married, I know a fine Inuit woman who makes gorgeous wedding dresses.
Cafe Fina sees Mr. Dornez visit for some sustenance. There are no weetinybunnies. I suppose that is a good thing as as school and town run by bunnies would not be the same school we all know and love. Caritas sees Mr. Giles' singing. You know, I haven't been back to Caritas in a some time. I've heard that Mr. Bluth does a show there every once in awhile when he is not getting stabbed. Feel better, Mr. Bluth! I hope you enjoy the stuffed animal and, if you do, I can look into getting you your own mountie uniform!
Trooper Station sees visits from Miss Halliwell, Miss Evans, Miss Takayama, Miss Lang, and Faithful. Miss Lang also worries about Mr. Turner and Miss Halliwell while at work. Miss Tyler has a conversation with the clerk of Jeff, God of Biscuits. Miss Heterodyne leaves a note for Mr. Connor at Sparky Repairs. Miss Parker and Xander go to the theatre to do their art project. Hello, Xander! Miss Chase and Mr. Angel work on their art project at Empire Records. Miss Ivanova and Mr. Blackadder decide to avoid each other. Hm. Did one of you not shower? Miss Ivanova continues to avoid work.
At the Perk, Professor Harrington and Miss Longstocking have a discussion about coffee, The Baron stops by, and Mr. Camulus and Mr. Orlin also stop in for a nightly dose of perkiness. I have heard of other ways to achieve perkiness so I thank you gentlemen for keeping the Perk that sort of activity out of the Perk.
Miss Santos makes a transaction with Mr. Bob and Mr. Jay. I do hope you enjoy your purchase, Miss Santos.
Miss Santos and Mr. Dornez discuss what happened last night and Mr Carson and Miss Hopeless-Savage also visit the park and decide to do their art project there.
And that's all for tonight, citizens of Fandom. I do thank you for listening and I do hope you enjoyed the broadcast. Good night citizens and good night Xander!
The Educational System of Fandom High
Music class meets in the Danger Shop today where they explore post-apocalyptic music. History of art and art studio are sent out to do art. If anyone decides to liven Diefenbaker up, I might be persuaded to get them a special mountie suit as well.
Celtic studies is cancelled. Journalistic Integrity and Journalism 101/201 gets to interview Professor Skeeter. Well, I praise you, Professor Skeeter, for putting yourself out there like that and answering all the questions honestly and articulately.
Driver's Ed practices driving on...raptors. Is that a type of car that I've not yet heard of? Perhaps made by a foreign company? Sounds sporty either way. Mathematics has a day to catch up on their work. Cultivation and Gardening talks about the Sequoia.
The student council meets and prom and poker night are discussed. Professor Harrington holds office hours.
And, lastly, the illustrious Dean Zordon announces detention.
Professor Logan deems it necessary to send email. I, unfortunately, was not a recipient of said email. Therefore, it must've been something class oriented. I hope.
In the library (that seems to hate me for returning a book that was overdue, I'm sorry about that again), Miss Fraiser and Miss Chase talk about the weetinybunny problem that is sweeping the school. And I cannot believe my notes indicate that weetinybunny is all one word. Does Webster's agree with that spelling? I'll have to look it up after the broadcast. Miss Chase's bunny, who apparently is named Gus, attempts to hug Miss Chase's pencil. And there is more talk of weetinybunnies between Miss Parker and Miss Fraiser later in the afternoon.
In the cafeteria, Mr. Mitchell grows worried over Mr. Crichton's seemingly odd behavior. And it does not involve weetinybunnies, which I still think is horrible misspelled. Shouldn't it be three words?
The school's clinic is empty. I do believe that is a good thing.
Room and Board
Mr. Mitchell is alone in the gym. It must've been a low energy day. Usually the gym is teeming with activities such as an altercation between a Mr. Skywalker and a Mr. Angel. Principal Washburn handled that situation with wonderful patience, discipline and calm. Well done, Principal Washburn.
Professor Cregg is doing something called yoga. I remember Ray saying something about a Yogi. That's not the same thing, is it? Doing Yogi sounds much more unusual.
Miss Parker, Miss Gilmore, Mr. Carson, Miss Hopeless-Savage and Miss Chase are all leaving for Delaware. Do have a good time students. Come back safely. The library would miss it's aides, as would I.
Xander stays up to listen to last night's radio broadcast. I listened to it as well, Xander, and I do say Mr. Carson has a fine voice for radio. Later, Xander and Miss Evans have a conversation. Miss Halliwell wakes up. I did that this morning as well. Always good to wake up to the bright sunshine and the blue sky.
Mr. Angel and Mr. Crichton's room is extremely busy today. Miss Callisto yells at Mr. Angel for being a...that's quite the strong word for a high school radio station. Perhaps I should speak to the station manager about this? Miss Fraiser checks on Mr. Angel. Mr. Crichton has a conversation with himself and he and Angel discuss Mr. Crichton talking to himself and Angel's injury. You two, you sound like quite the matched pair. Miss Sun also checks on Mr. Angel. Seems you're quite the big man on campus, Mr. Angel. Please do refrain from getting stabbed again, though. I doubt Principal Washburn will be so forgiving next time. Miss Gilmore tells Mr. Angel he is a....and there's that word again. Students, is the only way to convey a point through words such as this? Honestly, I will buy you a thesaurus in order to prevent these words from being filtered into the broadcasts. Miss Parker also thinks Mr. Angel is a...hmmm. Let's just call Mr. Angel a buffoon. How's that? Mr. Echolls is quite proud of Mr. Angel. Poor Mr. Angel, your head must be one confused place.
Miss Halliwell informs her sister of Mr. Turner's arrest, Mr. Borkowski eats something called Funyuns and Mr. Dornez stops by. If Funyuns are anything like the onion rings Ray once made, I do hope your stomach did not rebel, Mr. Borkowski. Miss Santos is still dreaming and Mr. Dornez is there to reassure her, Mr. Dornez talks to Mr. Elric about Mr. Elric's upcoming detention, and Mr. Elric comforts Miss Ivanova who is, apparently, sad. I do hope you feel better, Miss Ivanova.
Miss Chase receives an email from Mr. Blank, Miss Gilmore and Miss Evans work on an art project, and Miss Halliwell and Miss Halliwell have a fight. They did not take it so far as to stab and fracture bones, though. Later, Miss Halliwell is emo. Does that mean she has the stomach flu? I do not keep anything nausea related in stock but I'm sure the clinic can clear that emo right up.
Mr. Mitchell and Miss Hayes are very much acting the part of pseudo brother and sister. The Colorado Gang gets together. A gang? In Fandom High? I might need to look into this. I do not condone any gang activities. Mr. Crichton and...Umberto talk to Miss Sun. Umberto? Having listened to recent broadcasts, I'm fairly certain Umberto is the name of Professor Skeeter's son. Why is Professor Skeeter's son in Mr. Crichton's room? Is Mr. Crichton also Professor Skeeter's son?
The Town That Is Not In Canada
Miss Trebond opened Fandom Town's Clinic. Miss Evans and Miss Santos both stop by. Mr. Bluth remains without visitors...but he had the mountie moose! Dr. Lambert opens the clinic that evening and no visitors have yet arrived.
Miss Halliwell contacts Professor Camulus for assistance regarding Cole Turner's recent arrest. Now, Miss Halliwell, you do understand I was doing my job, correct? There is, was, and never will be a personal vendetta between myself and Mr. Turner. Later, in the same apartment, Camulus and Orlin converse about moving in together. I do wish you all the best. If and when you decide to get married, I know a fine Inuit woman who makes gorgeous wedding dresses.
Cafe Fina sees Mr. Dornez visit for some sustenance. There are no weetinybunnies. I suppose that is a good thing as as school and town run by bunnies would not be the same school we all know and love. Caritas sees Mr. Giles' singing. You know, I haven't been back to Caritas in a some time. I've heard that Mr. Bluth does a show there every once in awhile when he is not getting stabbed. Feel better, Mr. Bluth! I hope you enjoy the stuffed animal and, if you do, I can look into getting you your own mountie uniform!
Trooper Station sees visits from Miss Halliwell, Miss Evans, Miss Takayama, Miss Lang, and Faithful. Miss Lang also worries about Mr. Turner and Miss Halliwell while at work. Miss Tyler has a conversation with the clerk of Jeff, God of Biscuits. Miss Heterodyne leaves a note for Mr. Connor at Sparky Repairs. Miss Parker and Xander go to the theatre to do their art project. Hello, Xander! Miss Chase and Mr. Angel work on their art project at Empire Records. Miss Ivanova and Mr. Blackadder decide to avoid each other. Hm. Did one of you not shower? Miss Ivanova continues to avoid work.
At the Perk, Professor Harrington and Miss Longstocking have a discussion about coffee, The Baron stops by, and Mr. Camulus and Mr. Orlin also stop in for a nightly dose of perkiness. I have heard of other ways to achieve perkiness so I thank you gentlemen for keeping the Perk that sort of activity out of the Perk.
Miss Santos makes a transaction with Mr. Bob and Mr. Jay. I do hope you enjoy your purchase, Miss Santos.
Miss Santos and Mr. Dornez discuss what happened last night and Mr Carson and Miss Hopeless-Savage also visit the park and decide to do their art project there.
And that's all for tonight, citizens of Fandom. I do thank you for listening and I do hope you enjoyed the broadcast. Good night citizens and good night Xander!