Pirate Radio, Monday, January 23

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This be likeguidelines back at the microphone fer two nights in a row. Aye, it be excitin'.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Quantum Physics be taught by the Doctor-who-be-a-teenager. And be not so terribly thrilled about it, either.

Professor Cregg be still be a teenager. Which she be not mentionin' t' her students in Speech classes today. That be a mighty large failure t' communicate in my book. The Matey wit' the Nice Hat be checkin' up on the classes t' make sure she be Professor Cregg 'n not jes' some random teenager. Professor Cregg also be talkin' Plato in Professor Chaucer's Western Literature class. She also be stoppin' by Professor Lyman's US History class. He be not so excited t' see her. She be leavin' to go be alone on the beach. As ye do. I guess. I be thar t' sail, personally.

Shop be makin' car repairs. Mayhap they've found a place t' hook the anchor--I be not trustin' those little pedal things. Classics be readin' the Odyssey, Biology 'n Chemistry be full of large words that I be not understandin', 'n Creature Languages be chattin' wit' Lockheed.

Sociology o' Violence be designin' anti-violence messages and Sociology o' the Paranormal be turnin' in their homework about the paranormal experiences students here have had. Wakin' up in Fandom be apparently not enough.

Tactics o' War be discussin', well, war tactics. I know ye be shocked. Celtic Studies be constuctin' sentences in Gaelic, Psych be learnin' about brains, which zombies be lovin' t' eat, and Jung be takin' personality tests. Anakin be havin' a personality? I be shocked.

Magical Theory be workin' wit' tarot cards, Self-Defense be beatin' on each other fer credit, and Paleo-whatever, um, the dinosaur class, be talkin' about mass extinctions. *shuffles papers* Me notes be sayin' that Dr. Oliver be wearin' his glasses. I be not sure why this be important, but I be passin' it along anyway.

The wenches in the library be busy today. Belthazor's idiot plan still be the topic o' conversation, but so be Zero's new hair color, so ye might be forgotten in a few weeks, Belthazor. Matey wit' the Nice Hat be stoppin' by and the wenches be not at flingin' themselves at him. Really. They be also thrilled t' see Professor Methos back in the libary. Angel be lookin' fer maps about Mexico, and Anakin be lookin' fer information about the Jedi. Be ye a Jedi, Anakin? Why d' ye need t' do research?

Oh, maybe I be wrong and the stupid thing that Belthazor did this weekend will be the topic o' conversation fer a lot longer. It be a big thing in the TA's lounge, too.

Professor Chaucer be seein' Professor Cregg, the Doctor, Doctor House, 'n Phoebe in his office hours today. Professor Tick be takin' care o' the tiny Jake, Dean Zordon be playin' wit' those fake people that Shep seemed t' be so fond of, and Professor Replicarter be makin' a figger of Crichton. If she be startin' t' poke it wit' pins, it's be time t' be worried, I think. Professor Sidle also be holdin' office hours.

Our beloved princi-PAL be warnin' us about the Evil Balloon Bandit. The Elric brothers be havin' detention--nicely done, boys--and thar be a new campus beautification committee that be headed by Belthazor. Alphonse, Edward, Pippi, Pip, Walter, Anders 'n Archie also be press-ganged into joinin' this committee. The world be tremblin' at the thought o' their interior design skills.

It be fairly quiet in the cafeteria today, with Pip, Walter, Pippi, Ed, Blair, Paige 'n Sawyer all bein' seen there.

Blair be bringin' cookies t' the clinic today, where Doctors House 'n Wilson be awkward wit' each other 'n Doctor House be talkin' wit' Doctor Pevensie.

Roomin'
Togusa apparently slept through the weekend. I be hatin' when that happens. Walter 'n Victor be, and I be quotin' here "snuggly" before havin' one o' those Conversations that be startin' with a capital C, Cam be camped out at Jaye's before finally headin' back t' his room, and Blair be talkin' to his plant. That be not a euphemism. *shuffles papers* And if it is, I be not wantin' t' know.

Molly be gettin' a hat 'n stake from her secret sibling, Marty be interviewin' Lorne fer his Paranormal homework, and Nadia be doin' absolutely nothin' in her room.

Anders would like the Elric brothers t' fix his window now, please, Edward 'n Sakura be sharin' a pizza, and ABC's headquarters be open fer business.

In the third floor common room, Alphonse 'n Ivanova be talkin' coffee before goin' t' have some, while Pip 'n Nadia be watchin' a movie in the fifth floor common room.

Matey wit' a Nice Hat be meetin' people in the lobby, includin' Professor Replicarter, Archie, Pippi, Quinn, Blair 'n Ivanova. Veronica 'n Piper be hangin' out in the attic, Aeryn 'n Crichton be talkin' about long-term livin' arrangements, and Clark be headin' home fer a while. Somethin' about the cows missin' him? *papers shuffling* That can't be right.

Revelin'
Important things first. I be outside most o' today so that ye can vote on who ye want t' be the radio DJs fer the rest of the semester.

If ye from a strange hometown, Lana be sendin' out an email t' tell ye that yer first club meetin' will be next Monday. Bridge also be sendin' an email t' the Fight Club t' find out when the best day t' meet would be fer them.

Tommy Gavin be arrivin' in town 'n gettin' set up wit' a job over at the townie clinic and the Baron be goin' into the Haven t' meet Zhaan.

Professor Quayle be makin' dinner fer Doctor House. Then the Doctor be tellin' him that they should be seein' other people. They were seein' each other? This is what I be gettin' fer stayin' out o' the booth so long. I be behind the curve. Professor Chaucer then be visitin' Doctor House. He be bringin' beer, like a proper house guest should.

Alfred 'n the Baron be havin' tea together, Walter 'n his scary-lookin' dog be meetin' Aziraphale in the park, and Ben be catchin' Aziraphale there t' have a serious-type conversation.

Darla be reflectin' on her weekend, and GOB be wakin' up 'n still thinkin' he be a frog. Lilah be skippin' out on work on account of havin' her ass kicked. Angela be meetin' Artie 'n thinkin' he be a friend o' Professor Tick's. Which might be true. *rustles papers* I be havin' no information on that one way or th' other.

Over at the Emporium, Walter be in a bad mood 'n buyin' cupcakes. How can ye be in a bad mood if ye have cupcakes? Lana be comin' in and talkin' about how she be deliverin' a righteous smitin' to Professor Cregg last night. Inara 'n Michael be chattin' about somethin' terribly important. I be guessin' rum, but I be not sure. The Baron be meetin' Michael, the Doctor-who-be-a-teenager be pickin' up hair dye, and Michael be mentionin' t' Professor Chaucer that he might be leavin' town.

At Aziraphale's Kiki 'n Aziraphale be chattin' about Crowley, then they be makin' Alfred's aquaintance.

It be National Pie Day! So thar be much rejoicin', and pie, over at Jeff, God of Biscuits'. Later at Jeff's, Walter 'n Alfred be comin' up wit' a trainin' schedule, and over at Deb's Lana 'n Inara be makin' each other's acquaintances.

Over at Caritas, Parker be singin' David Cassidy. Oh, Parker. I be thinkin' ye had better taste than that. Marty, Angela 'n Zero be there t' witness it, and Parker 'n Marty be exchangin' words.

GOB be singin' about frogs until he be realizin' that he be not actually a frog. Then he be cranky. And Lorne's "Brick House" rendition be bringin' Artie into the bar t' get, and I be quotin' here, "funky." Professor Replicarter also be gettin' a drink.

Shh. Don't tell anyone, but Quark might be plannin' a coup. At least that be what he be tellin' Cordelia. O' course, Quark also be askin' Tex out, so he be clearly unhinged. Camulus be movin' into the apartment complex that Quark be runnin', too.

Miho be servin' pie 'n plottin' revenge. I be likin' that combination in a ninja. Then she 'n Becky be headin' out fer a night on the town, after runnin' past Jeff's wit' their, um, laundry. Yeah. Laundry. Which they be takin' t' the tar pits. As ye do.

But thar be no law in town, as Doctor Grissom be pointin' out t' Inara. And thar be no mayor, as be totally obvious from thar bein' no one in the mayor's office.

So thar be a little, tiny bit o' lawlessness tonight. Thar be benches burnin' in the park, where I be meetin' a very nice ninja who be sharin' her marshmallows wit' me. Well, then Becky be tryin' t' kill Peter, who be not dyin'. Or be particularly happy t' be shot at, fer that matter. Peter be gettin' a marshmallow from Miho fer not bein' dead. That be a big deal, Peter, at least if I be up on me ninja communication. Becky also be tryin' to kill Bridge--which Callisto be takin' exception to. So Becky be bitin' her. Crazy bitch. Parker, Zero, 'n Rory, who be patchin' Callisto up in the second floor common room, be agreein' wit' me.

Then Miho 'n Becky be, well, goin' on a bit of a spree. Artie be tryin' t' save the day! Professor Replicarter, apparently, can't be killed. That must be handy. Wonder if I could get somethin' to happen t' me so I can't be killed. As long as I can enjoy rum 'n apples, I be seein' no down side. Lilly can't be killed twice, though Becky seemed t' be tryin', and then Principal Smith be havin' wallsex wit' my ninja! Well, mayhap not my ninja, but pirates! Ninjas! There be an order t' these things that jes' be ruined now!

*sounds of bottle being drained rapidly*

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer ninjas who be havin' sex wit' people who be not me *hiccup* and have a good night!