Fandom Radio, December 13, 2005

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This is Faith Lehane, bringing you the news from Fandom High for the final time. An...and I don't think I mentioned this, but B? Excellent choice in rum. Excellent.

Classes (for you dumb people who've actually been showing up)

The Tick (who I still do not know the name of- is it The? I would like to know, damnit!), has superheroes come to his class. Blah blah, Literature, blah blah, boring, blah blah hot teacher. Oh, yay- Shop Class gets festive. Oh, Bio has a study guide. And I don't care.

Dream tells his classes he needs a TA and also that finals are due soon. They make adorable Snowman Lanterns in Home Ec. There's an open Sociology lab, for those that need it. Ew, finals stuff in the King Arthur class.

Art Class is full of sexual harassment, as usual. Dude, someone fire Ash already? Another 'ew'- Geography finals. Kry teaches Journalism.

Speech is boring, as usual. Ew, Ab.Psycho. I cut that shit. And, oh, shock- History classes learn nothing, again. Oh, but in Intro to Buisness they watch a movie. Yay for slacking.

Chaucer has office hours. Yum. The Doctor does also. Another yum.

Anakin? I'm personally offended that Flight Club got to watch a movie that you've yet to share with me. You know how I feel about Snakes In Planes.

The Library is open. Not that I care, or anything, because I'm not one of the chosen cool kids that hang out there, but whatever. Whorey Gilmore has a hangover, we're getting a new librarian, Lee is full of glee (which I've been told needs a LEE to exist), Chrichton talks to Marty about the theft of Angel's gay snowglobe, and Whorey's moody.

In Study Hall, Xander wears some misteltoe but doesn't get any. GLee and Draco chat. Oh, and that SLUT Veronica Mars drags Bel out into the hallway. Because she's a whore. Oh, and she brings him into the girl's bathroom. And he looks DAMN satisfied when leaving.

Dorms (or, where Veronica Mars SHOULD drag her conquests)

There are Secret Santa presents! Also in the holiday spirit, there's fliers for a holiday thing at Azriphale's. And also for caroling. And not in the holiday season, tomorrow is Open Mic Night. Maybe I'll do another Limerick. Or a dance. If I'm drunk enough.

Shep and Lana are cute in the common room. So cute, in fact, that I won't threaten to throw Lana at anyone tonight. Damn, I need another emoweapon. Oh gawd, and I'd need a weapon, just to beat the stupid off- Duo and Hamlet are fighting the war on cooties, from their pillow fort. Oh, and they watched Bitterwoman in the lounge. Missing that'll teach me to start drinking so early in the evening.

Also in the personal lives of FH students, we have Veronica Mars coming to the realization that she was skeezy last night. She apologizes to Pheobe for being a skank with her boyfriend. Also, she apologizes to Angela, even though she didn't get skanky with Marty. *yawn* She apologizes to Parker and Angel too. And, also, she apologizes to Rory for being a big skanky whore all in her boyfriend's lap. Summary- VMars is a ho.
Omigosh! Whorey spent the night in Annie's bed! And Logan isn't happy! *sigh* Well, they all don't kill each other. But she's still Whorey, for corrupting my poor, innocent, friend like that.

In another drama-filled event, Kara gets injured in a hardcore game of Stonehenge. Good going, Anders. Cally runs to get Lee, who is no longer so damn gleeful (but the Glee is still leeful), and Anders brings her to the Clinic. I don't know what went on in there, but I'll be damned if it doesn't seem like the poor girl got her ACL fucked up. Shit. *sounds of drinking, like out of a bottle of rum* Ya'll should send the poor girl flowers. Or cards. Or something.

Town

At Azriphale's, Harry Potter and Kiki are cute. *gasp* Oh, I am shocked. (By the way, Azzie is having a holiday party Saturday) And, aw, he got a Secret Santa!

There's a cute new guy working at the Emporium. Also, there was a bird there. And they talked to it. *sigh* I think I'm drunk. Also, it looks like Marty is planning a romantic night. He also mentioned Bel. *giggle* Please don't put those images in my head. Although, boys, I'm interested to see who's on top. Feel free to share.

*gulp* Um, remember how I asked for Ash's firing? Yeah, I take it back. Apparently, he's been, um, shot into space, along with Mr. Servo. *sniffle* He can't be GONE! I never got to give him any sugar! It was going to be a goodbye present! *sniffle*
*pause* Give me a moment. I need to get over the fact that I just told the school that I'd give Ash sugar. *sigh* Thank god I'm leaving soon.

Caritas is hopping less so than usual. CJ and the Tenster (also- is THAT his name?) talk about Harkness and his memory issues. Pheobe tries to get Bel to sing, and, aw, they do.

The Tick brings his...interesting friends to Luke's. And they meet Becky. And the whole thing is awkward, and disturbing, and I need more rum.

And that's all for today, folks. You're all fab, except for those of you that I hate. Also, B? We're gonna hang out and drink one night. Cause this drinking alone thing you're encouraging leads to badness.

*barks in the background* Yep, I'll tell them. Everyone? Wilkins loves you. And he wants to know if Vladdie's- no. I'm not setting you up. *ruff!* No! Relationships with vamps lead to badness! *arf!* No! Ask Buffy, if you don't belive me!

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((ooc: *sobs* i don't wanna leave radio!))

Fandom Radio, December 14

[fates_jaye]

Hi, this is Jaye, who has discovered that the upside to having omg all my classes disappear during the semester is that I only have two finals to worry about. Score!


Edumacation

We have finals for Intermediate Math. Congratulations, guys, it's over. In preparation for their exam, Antho and Archaeo have revision sessions.

Ms. Calendar, Professor Cregg, and Professor Chaucer all hold office hours, as does Principal Bristow. Which I still can't get used to saying.

Art has to evoke an emotional response from someone in the class. Except they have to paint it. You can't just slam their finger in a drawer or something. Poetry learns about blank verse, and Death and Dying watches a movie. I'm not sure I want to know which one. Terms of Endearment? Beaches? Someone dies, right? Celtic Lit and Civ talks about tae bo or tai chi or something. History finds out Columbus didn't discover America. And since no one gets the day off of school anymore, I don't care either way.

Speech? Canceled. Languages? Canceled. Quantum Physics? Has a sub. Journalism? Free period.

In study hall, we have bagels. Eighth and Ms. Calendar have a chat, Bridge and Angel were, according to my notes, renamed the Insulin Twins, and they're giving each other sugar. But not the way Angel does to everyone else. I'm getting to that. Bel's all happy. Also, Faith shows of her mad art skillz for Anakin. Finally, yay, klepto bunny!

The Newspaper has a meeting, and everyone but Phoebe is a slacker. Sorry, guys. Self-defense class? Canceled.

In the library, Callisto curses Ash, Rory is emo, and by the way, she and Anakin are totally just friends. Parker and Professor Cregg talk about Harkness' amnesia, and Wesley still can't get his library card. They're tough chicks in that library. Speaking of which, you all might want to return your damn books. No, really.



Living Conditions

Everyone is getting Santa deliveries.

Hey, guess what? TOASTY'S FREE!

Hey, guess what else? Anders rules! Go, Anders.

If any of you were worried about the final fate of the Caffeinator... she's doing just fine, thanks.

In the halls, Vala holds a cookie taste test. Harkness is still confused.

Look, we have angst. Shock. Phoebe and Bel angst. Lee and Kara angst. Janet, Aeryn and Vala take care of angst woes with girly emo therapy. With Bridge. Okay, cool.

Callisto and Phoebe jump rope. Tomorrow? Hopscotch. Parker poses for Jake. In a towel. Um hm. Also, Crunch and Vala? Cute. Be surprised, dammit. I know it's hard, but try.

Kiki and John Connor talk seances in the fourth floor common room. And wow, Vala's just got her hands full with this whole Harkness memory loss thing.

In the common room, Harkness mixes up Crichton Not-Crunch Smooth and Crunchy. Then Smooth and Kara trade injury stories. And hey. Veronica Mars? Not a whore. Yeah, I know.



Out and About

House gets a phone call that requires comfort from Lisa.

Red stops in to the Emporium before the drama starts. Tobias gets injured, so Michael gets to deal with the fun of the vet.

The Duck Army has taken over Blood Gulch Arms- which, if you say Blood Gulch Arms five times fast without tripping up, I will pay you five bucks. Anyway, animal control? Not the worst of ideas, people. Might wanna look into it.

Kiki buys a book! People do that there? Also, Crowley gets a stocking.

Paige goes in to Wonka's, Caritas is dead, and really, so is everywhere else. Maybe it's because everyone's busy getting hit on by Angel.



Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else Angel Stalker Report

Since our boy just can't keep himself out of trouble, here's what he's been up to.

He starts out the day basically macking on everyone in 238. I wasn't in 238. He hits on Logan in the bathroom. Seeing as how I'm not a boy, I wasn't in the bathroom. There's a little something something going on with Angel and Bel in Sociology of Deviance. Which is a class I don't take. He's in the Clinic, hitting on Wilson and Aziraphale. *pause* *shuffles papers* Okay. I? Not in the clinic.

Let's head off to the library, where he flirts with Janet, and then kinda sorta really assaults Marty. I kind of wish I was there for that. As it was, I totally wasn't.

In study hall, he's perkily hitting on Ms. Calendar, talks bunny porn flip books with Duo- no, really?- ignores Buffy and then Marty saves everyone from witnessing a massive PDA between Angel and Faith. I'd like to point out that I didn't go to study hall today.

At the newspaper meeting, he tries scoring on Jake and Krycek, who are confused. Chloe is all up into it, and then he also goes after Angela and Veronica Mars. I'm not on the newspaper crew.

He innuendos at Crunch and Vala at the taste test I missed. Harkness seems up for it. Huh.

Lastly, let's go to the second floor common room that I frequent, but not tonight. He's all bad touching Xander, talking is cute with Callisto, invades Anakin's personal bubble like woah, and then Klepto Bunny, RIC and Vladdie thwart Angel's action-getting. He then gets a new nickname from Harkness before Marty ummm... makes Angel unresponsive. Yeah.


What's my point, you ask? Everyone here is getting action! You're all whores! Dirty whores! Me? I got nothing. Nada. I've had one date the entire time I've been here. ONE. I haven't even made out with anyone! And I've been drunk and impressionable on several occasions! Meanwhile, here's the horniest guy in school and I missed him every freaking time! God dammit!

I'm slapping him on principle next time I see him.

Bye.