Radio Broadcast for Dec 9

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This is the Hero of the Spaceways, Han Solo,
*feedback sends the clear alto echoing back and minor swearing is heard*
coming to you via the magic of StelNet to catch you up on all the latest at Fandom High. Ready to lift!

*sound of engine cranking up*

Our First Port of Call is the classrooms.
Ethics is picking their own discussion topics. Celtic Lit got a lot of reading assignments. In Physics Professor Sidle handed out study guides for the final. Damn, maybe cutting was a bad idea.

History has a special guest speaker and Speech watches Christmas cartoons. Why can't I get the easy classes, huh? The cake assignments?

Spider causes a panic in journalism class by announcing the projects are due. TONIGHT!

Beginning Math had their final today and Intermediate Math’s is next Wednesday.

Anthropology talks about the Leakys, who are anthropologists and not fluidics experts. Human Geography is studying for the final. Egyptian Archeology is talking about the Valley of the Queens. Sounds about right, since they did the Valley of the Kings yesterday.
Gardening learns about Permaculture. Any relation to permafrost or is it more like permacrete? Gym is still worrying about basketting their balls.

A side trip to Office hours:
The Doctor, Principal Bristow and Dr. Jackson are holding them.

In Study hall Paige writes poetry and Rogue gives CJ floating candy


That's all the system hopping for tonight.
Meanwhile, Back in the Crew Quarters:

There are Secret Santa Deliveries, whatever those are. And the other Santa is looking for his toasty. I don't write 'em folks, I just read 'em


There's Email, decorating and a surprise party for Boone.

Cam and Harkness work out in the gym. Then Vala shows up and it goes all private-like.

In the dorms a floating Rogue meets a chaps-wearing John Connor. I really don't want to know.

There's mass confusion in room 402 with Wes, Lana and Shep. I'm confused just reading the summary. Lana, honey, I so have to get back to being a boy for you if you're just going to confuse the others.

Says here Jessica and Broots want humans to help them with their Psych Assignment. Mainstock humans, only please.

Shep and Lana--and I suspect that's a couple names that are going to be paired a lot--look at the tree in the common room, and talk about the performance last night and Wicked. Anakin chats up his roommate. I'm hurt.

And, general sneakiness occurs.


Medikit:

Liz has an appointment at the clinic, but it's Angela who is sick. And Lee is all better. Which is nice for those of you who've missed his manly biceps flailing about.

Ted has company. Bridge and Anders patched it up.
Veronica drags Logan into the girls' bathroom. He escapes without forcible girliness.

ABC mechanics are open, so if you break a calculator, take it to 'em.


Crichton and Aeryn are cute after he makes Christmas lists, and Cam and Vala fight and then make up. Just get the mistletoe already, guys.


Out in port:

In Tex's shop, Crichton, Kawalsky and John Connor stop in. Tex scares them more than usual.

Deliveries for Ted, Grissom, Tara, Lorelai, Luke and Aziraphale

At the Emporium, Paige shops for Boone's party and our local scooter trash go chemical shopping.

Krycek interviews Anakin at the Perk. Gob performs at Caritas.

Anakin is all over town tonight, going to Luke's with his roomie Michael

That’s all they gave me tonight. Clear skies and happy landings from the Hero of the Spaceways, who will hopefully not be the Heroine of the Spaceways too much longer. *sound of an engine going to lightspeed*

Pirate Radio, December 10

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the good, the bad, and the "huh, she be formin' a duck army" o' life in Fandom this Saturday.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
The poor suckers who be stuck in detention be gettin' tortured wit' glitter. And arts 'n crafts projects. The horror, the horror!

Doctor House be by his lonesome in the clinic today.

Roomin'
Broots 'n Jessica be wantin' t'experiment on ye in the name of science. Well, also fer class credit. If ye be fully human 'n not possessin' scary mind powers, they be lookin' fer ye.

Cam be workin' off frustration in the gym and Sam be comin' up wit' her list o' who be gettin' gifts. I be not on it, in case ye be wonderin'.

Professor Tick be hangin' out on the roof. Lockheed be smarter 'n hangin' out where the heat be workin'. Lisa be havin' a conversation wit' a talkin' rodent who as far as I can tell be not a student. It be sayin' somethin' that I be not even surprised t'be reportin' such an event.

Revelin'
Professor Cregg 'n Jonathan be talkin' about some kind o' cheese named Pablo Neruda at the NPC Diner that be not Luke's or Deb's. *shuffles papers* Huh. Maybe Pablo Neruda be not a cheese. Mayhaps it's a lobster?

Movin' on.

Yazoo be sneakin' out while his brothers be sleepin'. Bear wit' me folks. It be slow today.

Crowley be bakin' cookies at the book store today. I be havin' no information as to whether they be made o' people or not. Paige, the Doctor, and Yazoo be shoppin'. Belthazor be seen talkin' to Crowley. We be sure they be comparin' cookie recipes. Really.

Tex be seemin' t' identify herself as O'Malley at the moment. She also be recruitin' an army o' ducks t' serve her in the park. Could be a bad thing, could be a typical Saturday. It be hard t' tell in this town.

Inavova be givin' Jack Dalton the glitter-covered ornaments she be makin' in detention, then sendin' him out fer pie. I didn't know ye could send someone out fer pie. Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny? I send ye out fer pie. Huh. It be not workin'.

Spike's be gettin' in a pool table, dart boards, big ol' television 'n a deep fat fryer thing. If I be havin' a way o' showin' that in me heart I be at least 35, I be totally over there. That deep fried onion thing be t' die fer. But not literally. Just puttin' that out there. Thar be some strangely literal people in this town.

That be all from the Crow's Nest tonight. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!