Broadcast Friday Nov 25

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Fandom, this is the Hero of the Spaceways, Han Solo, coming to you live from Deneb City Spaceport. We’ve had a busy day shopping here--Anakin, I got you a new banthabell--and we’re just about to head out for dinner, so let me catch you up before I go.

Looks like it’s been quiet around since I’ve been off world, what with our usual Port of Call, the classrooms, closed for the holidays.

Back in the Crew Quarters:

6 is interviewing Callisto to be his new roomie. Callisto, honey, you better find out if it comes with two bunks or a double.

Death had Lisa Cuddy over for a late Thanksgiving dinner. Excuse me if I check your pulse next time, darlin’, cause nothin good ever comes of eating with Death.

CallynAnders are being Cute. This time they’re putting together the frame of a Viper her da sent. Then the gremlins beat them to the test flight. Cally, doll, you get into any trouble with wiring, you know where to find me.

And there’s a game of Strip Triad in the second floor common room. I didn't get invited. Twelve hands and Cally’s won, but the gremlins stole the clothes. Looks like the gremlins win, kids.

House and Wilson are broody and romantic, which is what they do best. And Veronica helped Angel set up his voice mail. Talk about your slow news days, next we'll be talkin' about his hair-gel.


Out in port:

At Caritas:
Veronica got her work schedule set up and sings.

And the singing gym teacher, Mr. McLeod is flirting with the new psych teacher, Ms. Calendar. Better find out if she keeps eyeless dolls around before you get serious there.

Lorne and Ms. Calendar are talking about mutual friends. On an island this small, if you don’t know everyone, you ain’t trying.

At Spikes:
The crazy doll-lady, Drusilla, her pal Darla, and Tex have all stopped in. I wouldn’t take bets on it being a quiet drink, people.


That’s all they sent by StellNet. (Soft voice in the background) I got a dinner date, folks. Clear skies and happy landings from the Hero of the Spaceways. *sound of an engine going to lightspeed*

Pirate Radio, November 26

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest 'n greatest for the seven o' us that still appear t'be in town this weekend. Aye, folks, it still be pretty slow.

Thar be no manner o' readin', writin' or 'rithamatic today, as it be Saturday. Ye don’t go to classes on normal days, and not even the Crazy Squid Lady be mad enough t'think ye'd be showin' up fer somethin' today.

Roomin'
Ye remember the nekkid card game last night? One o' the victims of the clothin'-snatchin' gremlins be Callisto. I'll be givin' ye a minute t'revel in that image. She be wakin' up on Crichton's couch. Crichton's new roommate, Angel, be quite, um, confused by this turn o' events. And Aeryn be as polite about it as a girl who be findin' a nekkid-wench-who-be-not-her in her boyfriend's room can be. It all be turnin' out fine, though. Aeryn be stoppin' by later that evenin', after all.

Cameron 'n Janet be in the gym, Lockheed be rescuin' Anders' pants from a maraudin' gremlin, and Archie 'n Cally be gettin' reacquainted—not that Archie be rememberin' their first meetin', poor memory-lost bastard.

Maia be comin' up wit' her list o' people t'buy gifts fer in her room, and Paige be writin' up her own in one o' the common rooms. I be hurt t'be not on either of them. I be also a mite confused why they be thinkin' Christmas be startin' not wit' the birth o' Christ back in zero or whatever but in the 14th or 16th Century. I be naught but a humble pirate, though, and me math 'n history skills be a bit rusty.

Angel 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny be sucked into Locker 327. This can't be good.

Veronica, who be gettin' flowers, and visited by Sydney in her room. Sharon be readin' in her room alone.

Be anyone missin' a pet hamster? Thar be one runnin' around the halls. And speakin' o' runnin' around, thar be a game of lightball—not nekkid lightball, in case yer wondering—in the halls as well. Try not t'squish any hamsters ye see, all right?

Angela 'n Marty be talkin' about their trip t'Pittsburgh in the second floor common room. Welcome back, guys. We be missin' ye. And Callynanders be cute in their room. This be not news, I know, but we hadn't mentioned them in at least 12 hours and we didn't want ye t'be worried.

Revelin'
Inara be stoppin' by Wonka's, and Huey, Dewey, 'n Louie be at Spike's Pub and Alanna 'n Belthazor be at Caritas tonight.

The theater be havin' a Keanu-a-thon today. I be told the correct response t'this be "woah." Mizz Calendar be goin' t'see a movie, and be gettin' hit on by Servo. Who be a robot. Welcome t'Fandom Town, Mizz Calendar.

Lorne 'n Aziraphale be gettin' flowers. Aye, folks, we be that bored here. We be tellin' ye about deliveries. Please, please be more interestin' tomorrow, all right?

That be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!