Pirate Radio, November 14

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This be likeguidelines back at the microphone and very much not lookin' like a parrot any more. Here be the highlights o' today in Fandom High.

Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Art Appreciation be learnin' about tattoos, Ethics be havin' a discussion about memories, Geology be presentin' their experiments, and Celtic Civilization be spinnin' tales.

Professor Dream's Language classes be continuin' their work in Greek 'n Japanese, Doctor Grissom be teachin' his classes about criminal profilin' 'n the deaths that need t'be investigated in Virginia, and Professor Cregg's Speech classes be discussin' the sender/message/receiver paradigm, which I be not understandin'.

The Doctor be talkin' about predestination paradoxes in Quantum Physics, which be even more confusin' than the string o' words Professor Cregg be talkin' about. Cyborg Relations be watchin' a movie. That be better fer me, I think. Or maybe Lifestyles class, where the professor be so distracted he can't remember what he be supposed t'teach today.

Anthropology 'n Egyptian Archaeology be gettin' assigned a midterm project, and Journalism be gettin' their final project. It be causin' much flailin', I be told.

The library be busy today, with Elizabeth, Crichton, Aeryn 'n Professor Cregg all stoppin' in. Broots also be thar talkin' about some holiday called Thanksgiving wit Zero 'n about some guy wit' Parker. Maybe Broots be lookin' fer a date?

Today in Study Hall, thar be a discussion of threesomes that be not in subtext fer once and toasters. Duo 'n Bridge be makin' plans t'get together later, Anders be payin' no attention t'the lack o' caffeine in the room, havin' brought his own, and Rory be gettin' Bridge t' agree t' be her project fer Journalism.

Professor Maclay 'n Dean Bristow be havin' office hours, and Shep, Lisa 'n Stark be visitin' the clinic today.

Roomin'
Those people who be joggin' be joggin' this mornin', and Duo be breakin' his toaster. And ye know what they be sayin' about men who can't be makin' their toasters work...well, actually I don't. But I'm sure someone could be tellin' ye.

Evelyn 'n Fred be talkin' 'bout the state o' their relationship. I be sorry, but me brain be shuttin' off jes hearin' those words.

Paige 'n Sawyer be havin' some words as well. I be not tellin' ye what, though, but ye wouldn't be wrong in thinkin' they be not terribly polite words.

Professor Sidle 'n Doctor Grissom be talkin' about an old colleague, and Jack Harkness 'n Six be talkin' about girls. Really. I be as shocked as ye are.

Thar be a lot o' chattin' at the Safe Walk tonight, but not a lot o' actual walkin'. They be not doin' a lot of television watchin' in the second floor common room, either, though I be do admirin' Rory's fashion sense. But not in any way that would have Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny makin' me sing on me own radio program. Anders be takin' a robot dog fer a walk. I be not askin'. I be not.

Revelin'
Thar be open sparrin' tonight over with the Swashbucklers.

I be no longer a bird. It be me broadcast, I be tellin' ye what be news. I may or may not be havin' anything to do with the parrot who were in the park earlier today, either.

At the Sin, Becky be talkin' and Miho be well, definitely not talkin'. Brenda be stoppin' in at Allison's today, and Paige be stoppin' in t'wail about the oh-so-evil Tentacle photos t'Gabrielle. Who be not knowin' about the photos until Paige brought them up, and be not carin' when she did.

At Aziraphale's, Marty be askin' Crowley about what he be doin' with Duce and askin' Aziraphale about Crowley. Rodney 'n Doctor Wilson also be stoppin' in.

Red's be busy, too. Red 'n Duce be talkin' about Professor Jerusalem 'n bowel disruptor, and pregnant Wednesday. Marty be comin' in fer henna 'n to check up on Duce. Daniel be shoppin' fer jewelry, and Michael, Red 'n Inara be talkin' about Hunter leavin'.

Shane, Angela 'n Jake be chattin'--and drinkin' coffee, yes, Jake--at the Perk. Yazoo be seen headin' into Blood Gulch Arms, too.

Michael be sellin' Salmoneus a radio, Tick be drinkin' milk, straight up, at Caritas, and Beka 'n Lily be talkin' sex, although not with each other, at least not yet, at Luke's. Sebastian be talkin' with Aayla at the hotel, Geoff be apologizin' t'vitually everyone he ever met,

Han be bringin' Bagoas flowers, and then they be goin' fer a walk on the beach.

Maia be havin' another busy day. She be at Allison's in the mornin', stoppin' in at Brenda's fer therapy --Jonathan be goin', too--before finally endin' up sleepin' back at Allison's place. This of course be not includin' gettin' booted from Deb's with Paige, or their trip to the park. When do she be fittin' in classes?

In other Deb-related news, Shane be gettin' Coach Ash t'help evict Paige 'n Maia and Shane 'n Phoebe be catchin' up.

At Spike's, where the proprietor be in a bit of a mood, the Doctor 'n Professor Cregg be drownin' their sorrows. A different doctor, Doctor House, be in the park talkin' with Paige 'n Tonks.

That be all from the Crow's Nest where I be back wit' a vengeance. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, and have a good night!

Fandom Radio, November 15

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This is Faith, bringing you the Fandom News for Tuesday, November 15. *Ruf!* *sigh* Wilkins is leaving shortly, as he is being bribed with treats. Don't judge my parenting, it's been a long day. And also? Barbossa needs to stop going on benders. "I been a pirate parrot"- I don't care! No more rum! Argh! *sounds of flailing*

Why, you ask? Well, in case you're deaf, blind, or fucking stupid, Sheriff Don "Yes, I am as dumb as you'd think" Lamb announced that Angelus allegedly is guilty of the murder of Katherine Pryde. This, of course, disregarding the friendly relationship between the two, the fact that he was quite upset at her death, and the general lack of a motive. Of course, I hear that accusing, and, heck, convicting the wrong man isn't exactly a rarity for this Sheriff. Go ahead, look it up, kids. I dare you.

Classes
(or, who gives a flying fuck)

Dean Bristow, The Doctor and Chaucer hold office hours. Oh, look! Paige is whining again.

Linguistics gets a midterm assignment, as does Greco-Roman Archaeology. Biology has a quiz, and The Tick gives out grades and announces a quiz.

More boringness follows. Journalism is cancelled, Intro to Western Lit is boring, Speech is too, Language Classes make me want to pokme my eyes out with a spoon, Human Geography's summary made me take a nap, and Buisness whatever is much the same.

Finally, something I can laugh at. Shop Class has to make a battery operated machine that makes life easier. I can think of several that'll make life happier. Oh, and Ash has pretty much lost it. He's in a tent, with a Snakes in a Plane flag. I'm a little bit concerned.

Ten shows up at the Library, looking for a book and the Librarian. Who happens to be missing.

There's a Fight Club Meeting, and there's playing in the sim and talk that I don't understand.

The Clinic is hopping today. Jonathan and Wilson chat about stuff I don't care about, Lizzie Weird wants to go on the pill, Proff. Cregg apparently thinks she has internal injuries, and Beka is allegedly 'rude'.

Dorms

There is jogging, early. So early, I don't care. People wake up, also. Xander and Anya are not surprised about Lamb's announcement. Beka is. Also, I think she's feeling emo.

Posters around the dorms are bringing to light various shortcomings of Veronica Mars's past investigations. I have it on good authority that she once accused- INCORRECTLY- her own boyfriend. Wow, what a bitch. Oh, and look! She pulls him into the bathroom! Maybe sex makes it all better? Whore.

Me and Anakin work out in the gym, and Shep, Lana, and Wesley exercize their minds in the common room.

Nobody wants an escort. Jack is moving to the TARDIS, so Six and Wednesday can, um 'play scrabble', and by that I mean make out in their own damn room, not the common room, okay, thanks? Carter brings in a bunny hutch for Parker's rabbit. And, um, Proff. Cregg is apparently keeping Harkness for her very own. Touching.

Logan and Callisto meet in the common room. They then break into Angelus's room, apparently searching for pictures. Cause, yeah, that's a freaking bright idea. But I like you two crazy kids, so it's okay. Except for the fact that there was totally gropage, and I think that a Xander Harris has photos.

Oh, and there's a lot of chatting about the whole dramamessthingthatsucks. Draco and Lilly, Angela and Marty, Rory and Angela (who have a HUGE fight), me and Anakin, Bel and Pheobe, and Veronica and Marty.

In the emo section, we have John, Lee, and Aeryn emoing. Yay for them.


Town

There's going to be a Harvest Festival. Apparently it involves costumes of some sort. *snort* Yeah, have fun with that.

At the Perk, Tara talks to Han about coffee, spaceships, and freakouts. Tara and Inarra talk about challenging people's perceptions. And also tea. Oh, and Paige talks to her as well. They discuss what happened to make Paige an evil slut, and how to prevent this from happening in the future. So, now, she can just be a regular, non-magical slut.

Red holds office hours, and Tex comes to see him. Loz Or Yazoo, since I can't tell the blondes apart, hits on Mike, who turns him down.

Parker's book shopping and nosy. Anya is also looking for books. *pause* I'm sorry, why does anyone care?

At Wonka's, Shane is buying apology candy, and Barbossa is buying candy (to share with me?) and making sure the parrot thing isn't permanent. Also, he's decided that Jack is an excellent name for a monkey. If anyone gets him a monkey, I may have to hide.

I've been told that Deb's was closed today because Paige sucks, but I didn't see any evidence of that, and besides, why would Deb care about Paige's sex life? I'm a confused recapper, folks.

Shane is apologizing to Aaron. She's also talking to Geoff about all of the flying angst around here.

Maia goes to the museum. Whatever. Oh, and Allison is sick. Must be the dread emocoma.

In the park, Aalaya explains the Force to Inara. Yeah, I don't much care about it, beyond Anakin's shiny glowstick thing. Later, Inara gives one of her buisness cards to Aaron.

Jarod is doing work-stuff on the computer in the Fourth Sin. I don't know, maybe it's interesting to some of you?

At Caritas, Becky meets Rory. It's funny, because they look the same, but they're totally different.

Alright, and that'd be all for tonight. Remember- don't be fucking quick to judge. Also? Barbossa is not allowed near rum ever again.