Pirate Radio, October 28

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the highlights of this, the first day o' Bring Yer Parole Officer t'School Weekend.

Readin', Writin, 'Rithamatic.
Dean Bristow be announcin' that the last day t'be addin' or droppin' a class be November 1.

Students be talkin' about the bulbs they be plantin' last week in Cultivation 'n Gardenin', be learnin' about matin' rituals 'n marriage in Anthropology, and be turnin' in papers and discussin', huh, physics in Physics.

Linguistics class be cancelled, although the students need t'be comin' up with a classical love poem. Lifestyles also be learnin' about love.

Professor Maclay be holdin' office hours.

The Friday Ethics class be finishin' their slavery projects, Speech classes be watchin' Independence Day, and World History be cancelled fer the day.

Math classes be playin' wit' food. And Professor Eppes be announcin' that Broots be his new TA. Physical Geography be learnin' about cartography, and Diplomacy class be workin' on some roleplayin'.

Martial Arts be watchin' movies, Fashion be comin' up with costumes t'make their partners dress like they aren't, and Celtic Literature 'n Civilization be turnin' in their assignments.

The library be closed fer the weekend. Lee, Anders, Kawalsky, and the Doctor be stoppin' in to find out why.

Journalism classes be cancelled, but students be reminded t' put up their campaigns fer Parents' Weekend. Which they have. They be encouragin' ye to say yes t'needles, sex, vampires, 'n smokin'.

In Study Hall, Principal Connor be bribin' the students wit' real food, TV 'n pool tables. Rogue be talkin' to Cam, Bridge 'n Anders about ethics, pizza, and girls who hit people. Piper 'n Beka be chattin', Hank 'n Han be bondin' over pool, and Krycek be assurin' Rory 'n Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny that the candy fangs won't be doin' anythin' unnatural t'them. Callisto be lookin' different. This be concernin' Duce 'n Beka.

Roomin'
Cam be camped out in front of Vala's room. I be not sure if that be sweet or creepy. Since she be runnin' away seein' him in study hall, I be goin' with "not effective," regardless.

The gremlins be doin' a spot o' redecoratin' on the roof. Marty be leadin' a fearless gang up thar t'clean it off. And t'play gremlin baseball. As ye do.

Lana be talkin' t'Paige about Paige's no-good-very-bad last week, then be rememberin't that she be supposed t'be checkin' on Archie when Maia reminds her. That be confusin'. They be takin' her t'the clinic t'have it checked out.

Three quarters o' the world be gettin' flowers in the dorms today. In other news that be not news, Callynanders be cute in the common room.

Paige be recruitin' fer photographers fer the new modelin' company.

Professor Tick be sportin' a mighty fine hat (it be edible? What's not t'love?) and talkin' with Callisto 'n Major K!.

Shep be mopin' in the his room about Parents' Weekend. Beka be showin' up to cheer him.

And someone *cough*John Connor*cough* be leavin' a karaoke machine unattended in the third floor common room. Thar be people takin' advantage of it.

Revelin'
In extracurriculars, Wrestlin' Club be cancelled this week.

Allison be gettin' flowers, and chattin' with Aziraphale.

Paige, Lilly 'n Sawyer be signin' up t'model at the new agency, and Inara be doin' tai-chi in the park and chattin' with Ben, Michael 'n Gabrielle. Shane be meetin' the harpy at the bank. An actual harpy. Really.

Shane 'n Chloe be workin' on their Ethics project at Deb's. This be provin' to be a problem fer Anakin, who be at Deb's with his mentor-type person. He be stalkin' off t'have a temper tantrum in the park, and his Master be havin' no choice but t'drop him into the pond. I be likin' his Master's style.

Detectives Logan 'n Briscoe be back in town. They be already likin' our new mayor more than the one currently runnin' New York.

Becky 'n Professor Chaucer be havin' a movie date tonight. I be gettin' reliable reports tellin' me that it be adorable.

Michael 'n Shane be talkin' about Halloween 'n relationships, Lilah be gettin' visited by Aziraphale, and preparin' fer Darla, her new legal intern. And Darla be makin' friends with Doctor Wilson.

Hickory, Dickory 'n Dock Kadaj, Loz 'n Yazoo be seen headin' into Bloody Gulch Arms, and every adult wit' proof o' bein' old enough seems t'be in Spike's Pub tonight talkin' to Professor Chaucer about the jukebox.

In the file o' "wow, did I not need to be knowin' that", we put the fact that The Cat be havin' six nipples. Anya can confirm it.

Rogue be showin' Luke's Diner off another Logan--this one her guest fer Parents' Weekend. She be introducin' him to Beka 'n Shep. Anya 'n her good God, what be that? guardian-type also be stoppin' in fer dinner.

Wonka's be hoppin' today. Could have somethin' t'do with Wonka's rather unusual advertisin' practices. Cats? Really? Regardless, Cally 'n Anakin both be stoppin' in t'pick up gifts, and Krycek be lookin' fer an interview.

Aziraphale 'n Crowley be goin' fer a drive, and Han 'n Bagoas be makin' up, then Bagoas be movin' in with Han.

Yer Every Nightmare Be Comin' True: Parents' Weekend Begins
Marty, Alanna 'n Rover be workin' the Parents' Weekend check-in. Where the Dean be meetin' up with Irina, Sark's guardian. Thar be no kinds of sexual tension between them. Jes makin' that clear. Then Sark 'n Irina be goin' fer dinner.

Alanna 'n her Jon be meetin' up with Lisa Cuddy, Maia 'n her friend Shawn be catchin' up, Angela be bickerin' with her sister 'n gettin' some bad news from her mom. And Marty 'n Angela be makin' up! That make me little pirate heart so happy.

Crichton 'n his father be reunitin' before Aeryn be meetin' Crichton's dad.

Rory 'n her grandmother and Anya 'n her...guardian be exchangin' pleasantries. Duo's visitor Heero be meetin' Duo's roommate Hamlet, then they all be goin' t' dinner at Deb's.

Professor Maclay be holdin' a party fer everyone who be not havin' families, be not talkin' t'their families, or be not havin' anyone visitin' this weekend. She be cookin' 'n chattin' with a whole bunch o' students who be stoppin' by.

Logan-who-used-t'be-a-bunny's weekend be not gettin' off t'the greatest start. He be magneted to a wall, and then to Number 6. The Doctor (not our Doctor. A different Doctor. I be not understandin' either) be stoppin' to mock, and then t'help. And then Logan's sister Trina be comin' along to be mean and t'be introduced to Rory.

Kara be spendin' some time with Lee's father, who also be hittin' it off quite nicely wit' Callisto's guardian. Lana 'n her old business partner Lex be reunitin'. I be told the term t'describe him be "sexy bitch."

Duce be explainin' Oz t'her father, Anakin be not at all thrilled to death that his Master be comin' into town, and Angelus be meetin' up with his mother/lover person in way that be not strictly, well, normal.

The hotel in town be openin' (although Michel be not all that happy about how it be openin'). Jaye 'n her sister be havin' some trouble wit' their reservation, and Darla be not that happy wit' her accomodations, either.

And that be all from the Crow's Nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, don't kill yerself or anyone related t'ye, and have a good night!

[OOC: Apologies in advance for anyone we've missed. And thank you, thank you, thank you to the Pirate Researchers for helping tonight and for all of you OCD types for handing us easy-to-follow links]