Pirate Radio, October 2

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the news from Fandom High where I be very excited t'be rejoinin' ye in one piece. Stupid man-eatin' plants.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Thar be a mighty fine result from the lovely Campus Beautification Committee. Too bad that Dean Bristow be havin' some suspects, and be havin' a come-to-Jesus-type meetin'. Fortunately, the ne'er-do-wells be gettin' some back-up from Doctor House. Thar might be some groanin' about the punishment, but not much because Dean Bristow be Damn Scary.

Now I be pausin' fer a commercial from the ( Hottest Ticket in Town )

Roomin'
Janet be havin' a headache, which be makin' her talk in the third person. I'm guessin' this might be normal where she comes from, though. I don't know.

Still looking fer a Homecomin' Date? Kawalsky be helpin' ye, if ye be not a man dressed as a wench, a giant squid, Dean Bristow, or, hey. A pirate. That be discriminatory, that be. I won't be holdin' it against him, though. He already be findin' me a date, anyway.

And if ye be seein' any sentient books runnin' around the dorms, please be lettin' Edward know.

Revelin'
Chaucer 'n Paige be cleanin' up the destruction from the fight earlier in the weekend.
Paige be movin' out of the dorms and into Chaucer's place.

Diedre 'n Death be out fer a ride.

Sam, Becky 'n Miho be swingin' by Deb's fer dinnner tonight.

The Junior Achiviers be havin' cookies at their next meetin'. If ye be invited, ye be knowin' it, o'course.

Sunday be apparently the day of massive partyin'. Folks are bein' silly at Shane's, and totally ridiculous at Spike's. Rumors that the Pirate might have photographs of the revelry at Spike's be greatly exaggerated. If thar be photos, though, we be very interested in seein' them. Especially since we be hearin' thar be general toplessness occurin'.

Aziraphale be chattin' with Maia befor he be headin' out town, and thar be an interestin' sale of Egytpian artifacts at the Old Firm.

That be all today. It's been pretty quiet. I be hopin' that doesn't mean an attack of zombie ninjas or anything be around the corner. I get nervous about quiet in this town. Keep an eye out fer the Rover, especially ye drunken sots headin' back from Spike's, and have a good night!

Pirate Radio, October 3

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the highs 'n lows of life on this Monday evenin' at Fandom High.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Rumor be havin' it that Dean Bristow's be havin' a chat with Marty durin' his office hours today. No one really be knowin' what they be discussin', though.

Students be starin' at rocks in Geology, learnin' about the Alexandria Library in World History, and talkin' about beauty in Journalism.

Coach Ash's new Art Appreciation class be enlightenin'. Fer example, soup cans? Not art. Dogs playin' poker? Art. The jury still be out on Elvis on velvet.

Thar be a pop quiz in Cyborg Relations, discussions about improvisation in Lifestyles, and tests in Criminology and Language classes.

Don't be alarmed if ye be seein' the Chef runnin' by wieldin' a knife. Apparently, thar be an escape of monkeys from the cafeteria. I'd be avoidin' the special tomorrow if Chef be catchin' up to them. I'd be avoidin' the special in any case, actually.

Students be gettin' a lesson in obedience in Speech, talkin' about zombie-fightin' tactics durin' Advanced Negotiations, and gettin' very confused about doppelgaengers in Quantum Physics.

O'Neill 'n Zero be chattin' about the latest effects of the Campus Beautification Committee in Gym class, and no one be talkin' much at all in Death 'n Dyin' class.

Thar be all manner of hungover students in Study Hall, as well as a discussion about how Janet be actin' not quite like normal, with the make-up and the violence and the talkin' about herself in the plural.

Roomin'
Sam 'n Cam be goin' fer another run. Crazy fitness people.

Thar be flowers fer Maia, Angelus, Spike, Shane, Drusilla 'n Rogue today.

Someone be puttin' together quite the set of traps around campus 'n Fandom Town. They be catchin' Professor Grissom, Professor Cregg, 'n Professor Tick. And Lana, Jaye, Rory, Duce 'n Shane. And, um, Parker and the rest of the poor souls in the dorms durin' the Campus Beautification project (Polka music be just cruel.). Many of the victims be reportin' to the clinic t'be treated by Death.

The little blond brat's reign of nasty little pranks be continuin' until he be tryin' to set Hank on fire at the Perkolator and runnin' away, which be deeply stupid. Then he be bouncin' off the newly-reinforced windows thar 'n rounded up by the Rover.

Lee 'n Anders work on cleanin' Lee's door, and thar still be no sign of Sark. Thar do be a cute ittle kitty, though.

The Beautification Committee be gettin' to work, unbeautifyin' the roof (facin' the horrible foes of bad polka and escapin' hoses along the way). They get it cleaned up just in time fer Jayne t'be passin' out on it.

Lee's toast brings all the wenches to the yard, includin' a Janet who still be actin' a little odd. Not that it be odd to want to kiss Lee. Not that I want to be kissin' Lee. Let's just move on, shall we?

Revelin'
Callisto be a write-in candidate fer Treasurer, and Wednesday be a write-in fer Academic Affairs. And elections be scheduled to be held Oct. 10.

Paige be talkin' to Angela about how much she be missin' Chaucer now that he be called back t'his own time fer a while.

Jake be gettin' advice on dresses 'n updos and all manner of girliness from Duce 'n Chloe before Duce be headin' off to Red's to work on henna tattoos.

Hamlet 'n Anakin be talkin' about the most effective techniques fer killin' folks with swords, in a purely hypothetical way, o'course, durin' the Fencin' club meetin'.

Spike be not happy about the vast amounts o' revelry that occurred in his pub last night. He be even less happy with the visitors that decided to stop by this mornin' and redecorate the place.

Maia 'n Paige workin' on Criminology homework at Wonka's, Shane be chattin' with Rory and gettin' reacquainted with Jake at the Perkolator, and Beka, George, Bagoas, Alanna, 'n Paige be swingin' by Deb's fer dinner.

Finally, the yearbook's lookin' fer new staff, and the Science Club be settin' things on fire.

That be all from the Crow's Nest, which has never looked better after a weekend on a not-nearly deserted enough island. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!