Pirate Radio, September 26

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the latest from Fandom High, now zombie-free fer two days.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
The students in Journalism class be talkin' about the elections, and it seems that the good Professor be tryin' to figger out the price of the fall-out from the Yearbook Food Incident.

Senator Amidala's classes be cancelled fer today, and so be Professor Jackson's and Professor Camulus's.

Students be studyin' weatherin' and chattin' about zombies in Geology, be talkin' about how sex can be used to defeat zombies in Lifestyles, and be learnin' about zombie-free Africa in World History.

Thar be trust games in Speech class and show 'n tell in Myth, Magic, 'n Manipulation.

Quantum Physics class be a question 'n answer session with the Doctor, the students in East Asian History be talkin' about the significant events of the Nara period, and students be workin' on their pronunciation 'n vocabulary in Language classes.

Both of Professor Grissom's classes be discussin' women 'n violent crime, Professor Beeblebrox be handin' out grades fer the first assignment in Fashion class, and Professor Sidle be holdin' an open sciences lab. Professor Replicarter be certainly not suckin' the brains of her students in Cyborg Relations because that would be wrong.

Chicken 'n zombie be on the lunch menu today. Who be hungry? Yeah, me neither.

Rover be cleanin' up the school and Professor Connor be gettin' briefed on what happened over the weekend (zombies, yearbook food and Marty's fantastic display in Friday's study hall included).

In the library, Janet be convincin' Professor Methos to be faculty advisor fer a new Drama Club, and Lily Evans 'n Alanna be gettin' aquainted in the clinic.

And congratulations to Rory Gilmore, who be Professor Tick's new TA sidekick.

I be pausin' fer a message from ( Marty Blank fer Securities Officer )

Roomin'
Bwahahahahahah. Sorry. Marty be makin' some money off the way Angelus 'n Faith were affected by the yearbook food. Smart man. Hope he be quick on his feet, too. Faith'll be kickin' his ass if she can catch 'im.

Paige be talkin' to Maia 'n Beka about her encounters with the zombies. And then she be tellin' Geoff that she loves him. How sweet.

Lee be comin' back to find his stuff be gone, his room be havin' zombie parts in it, 'n his friends be tellin' him he be expelled. I be findin' new friends, Lee.

Duce be providin' the dorms with all Air Supply, all the time, which didn't stop fer five hours. Makes me glad I be livin' off-campus.

Professor Jackson be lookin' fer distraction. Beka 'n Janet be happy to oblige.

Cally be havin' a bit of a catfight with Vala because of interestin' events that be takin' place at the Male Fans of Celine Dion club meetin' tonight. I be gettin' to those later, though.

Revelin'
Science Club be buildin' x-ray machines, and the newspaper be back up 'n runnin'. The Fencin' Club swash, swash, blah, blah, blah be gettin' started tonight, too.

Cam, Angela, Oz, Paige 'n Shane be stoppin' by Red's Tattoo Parlor, and life be back to normal in the newly reopened Perkolator.

Get in yer nominations fer Homecomin' King 'n Queen. I be noticin' that I be not on the list yet, but thar still be time, I suppose. And George be terribly thrilled that she be nominated. Really. She is.

Logan be wonderin' why the rum is gone where his alcohol be wanderin' off to, and Angela 'n Marty be attemptin' to have a normal-type date.

The Male Fans of Celine Dion be havin' their first meetin'. Which be infiltrated by some of the Fandom High wenches women (see, Cameron? I be learnin'), who be then caught 'n punished.

Aziraphale be chattin' with the Doctor 'n Shane in his book shop, and Bagoas, Havoc, Maia, 'n Alanna be eatin' at Deb's.

Elizabeth Swann be lookin' fer someone to help her in her campaign to be Student Council Secretary. Number 6, Phoebe, Anya, 'n Draco be puttin' up their campaign posters as well.

Death be lookin' fer a campaign manager fer his Homecomin' Queen campaign. I be just passin' the news along, I be naught the one to be judgin' lifestyle choices. He be already havin' a spiffy poster.

Spike's Pub be open fer business, and Professor Cregg be gettin' drunk and maudlin.

Finally, thar be a new map of Fandom Town. Now I be able to find me way home! It be very excitin'.

That be all from the crow's nest. Keep an eye out fer the Rover and have a good night!