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Pirate Radio, Sept. 13
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likeguidelines, givin' ye the rundown o' the craziness at this high school of ours.
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Sign ups for sexual-type education are now open.
The Tick be tellin' his Criminal Justice students how crime is bad, specially if ye be stealin' someone's bow tie.
Biology class be cancelled for today, Journalism class be learnin' about how to make impressions through interestin' photographs, and students be learnin' the Greek alphabet and how toappreshate enjoy-like Greek and Roman architecture in the anthropology classes.
The be lots o' note-takin' in speech class, lots of introductions in Introduction to Business, lots of talk about Alexander the Great and the Illiad in History of the Ancient World, and lots of discussions about the definition of religion and worship in Gandalf's Comparative Religion class.
Han be havin' some problems masterin' the fine art o' cookery.
Students need to be careful-like in the languages classes as to what they're drinkin'--aye, Hank?
In study hall Belthazor and Hank be studyin' biology, Anakin be talkin' onand on and on about Padme, Angelus be findin' another kindred spirit in Sark, and many students discover the perils of eatin' the cafeteria food.
There be sign-ups for Quantum Math, Ethnologies and Travelogues, and Basic Machines and Vulcan philosophy.
There be hours posted for the guidance office.
Zero be usin' the health clinic to hold a dead gremlin, and Alanna and Callisto be usin' it fer more traditional-type purposes when their sparrin' exercise went a mite badly.
Roomin'
There be a horse in the common room. Sadly, this be not the strangest thing to be seen in the dorms this week.
Fer example, someone be leavin' creepy roses knifed to doorways, and Professor Sidle's on the case to figger out who.
Jubilee were stuck in locker 327 and ended up in 1985, Jake be gettin' a present, and Sora be findin' a walkin' marshmallow.
And Jeff be havin' a bit of a "porn emergency" as he moves into his room with his dirty mags.
Revelin'
There be a new restaurant in town (and they be hirin'), a Kwik Stop, an Old Firm, and a Magic Cupboard (which also be hirin'). Luke's Diner be still hirin' as well.
Sue is lookin' to hire some students. Somethin' about camels and pole-dancin', if ye be interested.
There be a different wrestlin' club starting, a wildcraftin' club, and a homecomin' committee. And the yearbook staff is still welcomin'people livin' creeturs anyone who wants to be joinin'.
Kiki and Chihaya be bondin' over pancakes this mornin'.
Jayne n' Faith be workin' out, Faith n' Angel be makin' out, and then Faith n' Jayne be havin' the sex. I've got to be meetin' this Faith.
There be a slightly awkward mornin' after for Beka and Cam, and Lee and John be watchin' television together. But not in a sex-y like way, they assure ye.
That's all from the crow's nest, where I be hunkered down waitin' on Wednesday. Watch out fer the Rover and have a good night.
likeguidelines, givin' ye the rundown o' the craziness at this high school of ours.Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Sign ups for sexual-type education are now open.
The Tick be tellin' his Criminal Justice students how crime is bad, specially if ye be stealin' someone's bow tie.
Biology class be cancelled for today, Journalism class be learnin' about how to make impressions through interestin' photographs, and students be learnin' the Greek alphabet and how to
The be lots o' note-takin' in speech class, lots of introductions in Introduction to Business, lots of talk about Alexander the Great and the Illiad in History of the Ancient World, and lots of discussions about the definition of religion and worship in Gandalf's Comparative Religion class.
Han be havin' some problems masterin' the fine art o' cookery.
Students need to be careful-like in the languages classes as to what they're drinkin'--aye, Hank?
In study hall Belthazor and Hank be studyin' biology, Anakin be talkin' on
There be sign-ups for Quantum Math, Ethnologies and Travelogues, and Basic Machines and Vulcan philosophy.
There be hours posted for the guidance office.
Zero be usin' the health clinic to hold a dead gremlin, and Alanna and Callisto be usin' it fer more traditional-type purposes when their sparrin' exercise went a mite badly.
Roomin'
There be a horse in the common room. Sadly, this be not the strangest thing to be seen in the dorms this week.
Fer example, someone be leavin' creepy roses knifed to doorways, and Professor Sidle's on the case to figger out who.
Jubilee were stuck in locker 327 and ended up in 1985, Jake be gettin' a present, and Sora be findin' a walkin' marshmallow.
And Jeff be havin' a bit of a "porn emergency" as he moves into his room with his dirty mags.
Revelin'
There be a new restaurant in town (and they be hirin'), a Kwik Stop, an Old Firm, and a Magic Cupboard (which also be hirin'). Luke's Diner be still hirin' as well.
Sue is lookin' to hire some students. Somethin' about camels and pole-dancin', if ye be interested.
There be a different wrestlin' club starting, a wildcraftin' club, and a homecomin' committee. And the yearbook staff is still welcomin'
Kiki and Chihaya be bondin' over pancakes this mornin'.
Jayne n' Faith be workin' out, Faith n' Angel be makin' out, and then Faith n' Jayne be havin' the sex. I've got to be meetin' this Faith.
There be a slightly awkward mornin' after for Beka and Cam, and Lee and John be watchin' television together. But not in a sex-y like way, they assure ye.
That's all from the crow's nest, where I be hunkered down waitin' on Wednesday. Watch out fer the Rover and have a good night.
