fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: May 10th

Aly: "Before we start tonight, I have a very important announcement..."

Deadpool: "No she doesn't. She's been drinking. A lot."

Arashi: "Aly, you wouldn't!!!"

Aly: "My two cohosts have something to celebrate with all of you. My friends of Fandom, please congratulate your fine teachers on their marriage."

Deadpool: "Aly, you really need to stop drinking. And lay off the illegal drugs. It's scaring us now."

Arashi: "...IT'S NOT TRUE!! See.. There were mobsters! And...and.... THERE WERE EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES DAMNIT!!"

Aly: "And yet? Still legally married. I have the marriage certificate safe. Don't worry, Fandom. I'll make copies for all of you."

Deadpool: "La-la-la-la! I can't hear you crazy lady!"

Aly: "He can't hear me, but you can."

Arashi: ".....I.... but...... no... he......"

School and that learning thing you kids seem to love so

Aly: "No school until next week! Enjoy your vacation everyone."

Deadpool: "THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T END-"

Aly: "YES IT GOES ON AND ON, MY FRIENDS...like Deadpool and Yondaime's MARRIAGE."

Arashi: "...................." *crickets chirp*

Dorms and all that boykissy that you kids also seem to love so

Deadpool: "Lalala! I have no idea what Aly is talking about! Jack and River, who is a person and not a body of water, woke up dirty this morning. Proper hygiene is important kids. Remember that. Lil' Minion who needs to ignore the crazy lady on the radio returned and rescued Valentine from hiding under his bed. Then she talked to Dawn about the school exploding. Dickweed is apparently still packing. Mel, the destroyer of cabbage carts got help from Willow in figuring out her voicemail. And then got a message she was better off without. Buck up Mel, you can always destroy more cabbages."

Aly: "L'il Minion who's totally in my class? Believe me. I'll teach you how to blow things up."

Deadpool: "Don't do it Lil' Minion! Don't go to the 'splodey side!"

Arashi: " Head... 'splodey..."

Aly: "I'm just pointing out that she's one of my cheerleaders too." *singsongs* "She should believe me."

Deadpool: "Don't listen to her! I'll let you beat up Ponytail again! Just like today when he was apparently beaten up by Momo Jr. because he whined about his workshops. Aww. Good job Momo Jr. You keep him in line. Bel and Anders smoked, which is bad for them and I don't support, Aly are you listening to this because the drug use needs to stop, and discussed Bel's post-summer plans. There was a debate between Jack and Sam no gender or last name about talking to a plant. It helps them grow. I saw if on the Discovery Channel. Parker packed and was visited by Zero and apologized for her father being abstinent. That's an interesting thing to apologize for. Wait, wait no that say obstinent. Which is almost the same thing."

Aly: "Because if you're obstnent, you often stay abstinent, right?"

Towns and... people live there?

Deadpool: "Isabel and Jack went to Selkie Cove and picnicked at the beach. Some guy named Dale stopped by the Trooper Station, those guys are still here? Huh. I haven't seen them in a while. Anyway! He talked to the pornstar to get some help contacting his superiors before realizing he wasn't in Kansas. No Dale, this is Nevada. Or Virginia over there. The Photo Hut, which is not related to Pizza Hut, was open. Over at Chilly Boulder Creamery, Evie and Ponytail had a date. What did I say about you two ever breeding? JUST SAY NO."

Aly: "Hi General Mustang! How's Fandom treating you? Hopefully no more explosions of an unexplained nature?"

Deadpool: "Those are the best kind! The Doctor with the capitalization's prepared to leave with Nadia for the summer. Jack, the busy boy, stopped by to tell the Doctor goodbye. Annette, she who my minion kicks brought snackage. Nice. Does this place have a mini-bar?"

Aly: "Do you need a mini-bar? Or we could order you two champagne? I'll go down to the lobby for a while."

Deadpool: "I do like champagne..."

Aly: "I'll leave you two be then right after we're done."

Arashi: "................................."

Deadpool: *cough* "Adorable Lesbian Cally was assured by Nadia that she would return. And then, they were gone."

Arashi: "....This is all just a bad dream brought on by bad sashimi... yep. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! Sparky Repairs open and Lana opened Book Haven. At the Post Office, Katara and Isabel talk about the incoming newbies and the possible things to warn them about Fandom. I suggest making a hand out with lots of pictures."

Deadpool: "...They took picture as part of the package dealy. ALY. GIVE THEM BACK NOW."

Aly: "Pictures? What pictures? I know of no pictures."

Arashi: "...The pictures don't exist! ...Ahem, Tori shows Peter Petrelli her powers down at the beach, Annette plays with her kitten in the park, and there's a new stranger at the perk, who really likes the coffee there. I have to agree it's really good and not hallucinogenic... unless it gets Gremlin glitter in it or something."

Deadpool: "Gremlins are bad. And induce Nova Scotian accents. Not that I would know or anything."

Aly: "I'd say you were a cute Wolverine, but your husband would be upset with me."

Deadpool: "I hate you."

Arashi: "I'm not his husband and why would you say that Wade is a cute woodland animal?"

Aly: "That's not what the marriage license says."

Arashi: ".....You're evil. In other non-evil news, Krycek and Jake were at the Perk for one last time. Parker says goodbye to Jake and asks him if he's ready to face his dad. Kawalsky wishes Jake good luck and tells Krycek that he's going to be staying around for another week. Parker asked Krycek where they were going first, the short answer: Venice."

Aly: "HA. Venice. If I had pictures - which I don't - somewhere would look just like Venice."

Arashi: "I will never think of Italy in the same way again.... Zero gave Jake a copy of a movie they were working on and Rory snuck in to say goodbye between calls to the florist. Apparently there's a shortage of Red roses. After everyone's gone, a strange person appears in the Perk to pick up Jake and Krycek and frightened the Barista in the process."

Aly: "That's not a bad idea, but if I were them, I'd let the students' minds explode. It'll be fun. Rory proved herself a lovely friend this evening by throwing John and Aeryn an engagement party in the park this evening. Oooh, maybe I should throw Wade and Arashi a wedding shower when we get home..."

Deadpool: "I'm going to start throwing knives now. Though... I could use a blender..."

Aly: "Throw knives at me and I'll keep 'em. I thought you would have learned by now."

Arashi: "Hmmm... I need some tums, tums would be good right now. Sushi bad..."

Aly: "Congratulations, you two! ...and by that I mean John and Aeryn. John? Good job not offering to pay Aeryn to marry you. Molly arrived at the party to compliment Rory on the decorations. I wish I could have been there. I bet the decorations are less gaudy than Vegas. Jack doesn't know what an engagement party is. But that's okay. Because he's very, very pretty. - I can say that now, right? Since he's graduated?"

Deadpool: "See people? See the depravity? Don't believe a word this woman says!"

Aly: "Methinks he doth protest too much. Anyone else think that? People attended the party. Many people attended the party. I'll try to list some of them, but this paper looks chewed up. Damn squirrels in the fax machine. Hamlet, Pretty Sam - did you ever fix your swoop bike, Sam? And can you do a cartwheel now?, Isabel, Zero, Anakin who's looking uncomfortable. Hey, Anakin? Just think of Fraser's drawers. ...or, you know, do what Rory tells you to do and lighten up. Luke comes by plus English Peter, Parker, a sad Angela, and Xander and Bridge. ...Can I have some water before I go on?"

Deadpool: "No! No champagne for you!"

Aly: "I just want water.Aeryn showed John great restraint by refraining from killing him after he suggested getting married in a cornfield or eloping. Aeryn? Hold out for a real wedding. Like the one I just witnessed. Luke and Molly congratulate the happy couple but Molly asks when the proposal was. I suggest listening to radio more, Molly!"

Deadpool: "No Molly, never listen to radio again. SHE'S CRAZY. And trust me, I know crazy."

Aly: "I'm not crazy. I'm good. There's a difference. Jack, who is still pretty, says John and Aeryn look good together. He's right. Hamlet wants to know the wedding plans. Pretty Sam asks how John managed to gain Aeryn's consent without getting injured in the process. I think it's because...as Isabel points out...John's really lucky. Xander and Bridge are different and break the mood by talking about the great exploding school, but Anakin brings the focus back to John and Aeryn with another round of congratulations. And, the best part of any party, presents are left."

Deadpool: "I didn't get any presents."

Arashi: "Do you need presents....?"

Aly: "Yes, marriages should always be accompanied by presents. Non-present and cake news, the clinic was open both morning and evening. No one visiting though. Thankfully that cake sent by Angel didn't cause food poisoning. The Devil's Nest and Caritas were dead too. In the second case, literally."

Deadpool: "I still hate you."

Aly: "No, you love me."

Arashi: "I say what happened in Vegas, should have stayed in Vegas..."

Aly: "Regardless, it's been fun. Night, Fandom!"

[OOC: Thanks to you all for letting me recap for you over this past school year. It's been a blast!]