fandom_radio | Fandom Radio: Sunday, 11/20

Jack: Good morning, Fandom. Jack Carter here.

Columbus: Along with Columbus Ohio.

Jamie: And the much beloved Jamie Madrox.

...

Jamie: Why are you guys staring at me like that?

Jack: You really have a distorted vision of yourself, don't you?

Jamie: Why do you say that?

Jack: No reason. News?

School!

Jack: Where Bod was in the library, yadda yadda yadda.

Columbus: Why did you just yadda-yadda a news post?

Jack: It's the same every week! Now if small tubby elves invaded offering him cookies they baked in a tree? Then I'd report something.

Jamie: Man.

Columbus: Dude.

Jack: We're totally getting invaded by small tubby elves with cookies. Yeah. Whatever. I get it. I jinxed us. Next Story?

Dorms!

Jamie: Kicking off the news in the dorm Sam-who-is-a-boy-and-not-a-eunuch was reading when Natalie came by to distract him and find out where he's been.

Ben was having issues with Portalocity this morning. Ben dropped in later and mentioned that other people seemed to be having problems in other people's worlds. Raven then had Karla over to talk about a threesome for Jono's... Can we say that?

Jack: Probably not.

Columbus: Let's not delve.

Jamie: Right. Anyway the topic of conversation is again Portalocity and how people seem to be disappearing before going to get stuff from Jono's dimension. Then later in the evening, Dany got a letter from home which seemed to upset her. Susan dropped by and they talked about people from Dany's home who are disappearing and discussed Portalocity issues. Elpahaba also got a distressing letter from home and we can only assume that-

Jack: People disappearing. Portalocity.

Columbus: I'm seeing a trend here.

JacK: Yeah. Um. I have to make a phone call.

Columbus: Shouldn't we be working?

Jack: You work. I'm making a phone call.

Jamie: And finally Quinn had a frustrating conversation with Portalocity which led to e-mails and going through her room. Puck stopped by where he found out that no one remembers Quinn's sister back home and someone else seems to have never existed as well.

VOICE: [Series of Beeps] We're sorry. That phone number is disconnected. If you feel like you have reached this number in error-

Jack: That... can't be good.

Jamie: Who are you-

Jack: Just... Just read the news.

Town

Columbus: Over in town, Hermione made a phone call home. Nothing about who she called but-

VOICE: [Series of Beeps] We're sorry. That phone number is dis-

Jack: Sorry. Keep reading.

Columbus: Over at Stark's Topher was fixing something metallic when Kenzi came by with Mountain Dew and an apology. Ben was the next visitor complaining about Portalocity and people disappearing on both his and Ender's world. Zayne was working in the basement of MCA bulding something. Dani was having a cat nap over at the Gig. Then at Caritas, Wallace was trying to book a portal back to Canada. Kitty Pryde stopped in looking for a job and ended up a manager at the place.

Jamie: Kitty? Pryde? Really?

Columbus: You know her?

Jamie: Kind of. I'm just hoping this isn't a sign of a giant mutant team up again. Those usually end kind of badly.

VOICE: [Series of Beeps] We're sorry. That phone number is disconnected. If you-

Jack: Sorry. Carry on.

Columbus: And finally over at the Devil's Nest, Bo was trying to make a Twitter account when Joan showed up where they talked about Twitter. Guy then met Joan where they talked about her being new to town and certain portal issues. Guy then teased Bo about the lack of milkshakes on the menu.

Jack: Yeah. Okay. Are we done?

Jamie: Feeling a little abrupt, are we?

Jack: Yeah. Shut up. I need to make a phone call.

Columbus: Weren't you just-?

Jack: Yes. I was. That's it for us Fandom! Have a nice day or whatever and goodbye!

[Sound of a door slam]

Jamie: very abrupt.

Columbus: I... think we should go. By Fandom!