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Fandom Radio: Sunday, 10/30/2011
Columbus: Good morning Fandom! Columbus Ohio here along with Jack Carter for your morning news.
Jamie: I'm here too!
Jack: Yes. But you don't actually work here. You just keep showing up week after week and for some reason we let you in.
Columbus: And why are you wearing a multi-colored mowhawk?
Jamie: ... I don't want to talk about it.
Jack: Is that make up?
Jamie: Don't we have news to read?
School!
Jack: Headlining yesterday's news: Bod read a book in the library
Columbus: What kind of book?
Jack: Doesn't say.
Jamie: I'm disappointed by the lack of details.
Jack: No you're not.
Jamie: Right. I'm not.
Jack: Moving on!
Dorms
Jack: In the evening Petra decided to watch something scary which turned out to be the Sandra Lee Halloween special.
Jamie: Okay, that is actually frightening.
Columbus: I watched the show once. I'd rather go back to living among Zombies than watching it again.
JacK: Nobody asked. Rilla wandered in to boggle at the train-wreck-scariness that is Sandra Lee and then assured Bruce that she wasn't taking hints from the TV Host.
Jamie: Which is good because horrendous tablescapes are a problem in today's society.
Jack: Bruce then critiqued Sandra's cooking and voted against using Sandra's boozy recipes and magic mushrooms for the mixer on Monday. Annie stopped by wondering if the special should double as a PSA for Alcoholics Anonymous and that Sandra fulfills the niche on TV for people with "Serious, serious problems."
Jamie: Says the girl with Tourette's syndrome.
Jack: I think it might be a good idea to keep your mouth shut, Flock of Seagulls-multi-colored-mohawk boy.
Jamie: ... I hate my students.
Jack: Then over in Room 213, Jake was checking his voicemail while Caroline was in the bathroom doing her make-up. She then came out of the bathroom where talk led to Jake needing a haircut, his foot fetish, some inappropriate groping and finally talk about the voicemail which makes him admit that he misses his pack back home now that he's cut off.
Jamie: That's a bit too much detail.
Jack: You don't care a bit about the detail.
Jamie: You think maybe Jake has less of a foot fetish and more of a paw fetish?
Columbus: I think now would be a good time to move on.
Jamie: Moving on!
Jack: Moving on!
Town
Jamie: And in town today Dave was enjoying coffee and a newspaper at the perk. Topher was looking through pictures on his computer at Stark Industries. Zayne was taking a nap at MCA. Mary had a pile of mattresses on the fifth floor at the Arms. Dani was carving pumpkins at the Gig. And Bo was making Skittle shots at the Devil's Nest.
Jack: Quiet day.
Columbus: It's nice having a quiet day.
Jamie: Which dooms us next week when some bizarre monster invasion occurs.
Jack: Swell. Have a Good Morning Fandom!
Jamie: I'm here too!
Jack: Yes. But you don't actually work here. You just keep showing up week after week and for some reason we let you in.
Columbus: And why are you wearing a multi-colored mowhawk?
Jamie: ... I don't want to talk about it.
Jack: Is that make up?
Jamie: Don't we have news to read?
School!
Jack: Headlining yesterday's news: Bod read a book in the library
Columbus: What kind of book?
Jack: Doesn't say.
Jamie: I'm disappointed by the lack of details.
Jack: No you're not.
Jamie: Right. I'm not.
Jack: Moving on!
Dorms
Jack: In the evening Petra decided to watch something scary which turned out to be the Sandra Lee Halloween special.
Jamie: Okay, that is actually frightening.
Columbus: I watched the show once. I'd rather go back to living among Zombies than watching it again.
JacK: Nobody asked. Rilla wandered in to boggle at the train-wreck-scariness that is Sandra Lee and then assured Bruce that she wasn't taking hints from the TV Host.
Jamie: Which is good because horrendous tablescapes are a problem in today's society.
Jack: Bruce then critiqued Sandra's cooking and voted against using Sandra's boozy recipes and magic mushrooms for the mixer on Monday. Annie stopped by wondering if the special should double as a PSA for Alcoholics Anonymous and that Sandra fulfills the niche on TV for people with "Serious, serious problems."
Jamie: Says the girl with Tourette's syndrome.
Jack: I think it might be a good idea to keep your mouth shut, Flock of Seagulls-multi-colored-mohawk boy.
Jamie: ... I hate my students.
Jack: Then over in Room 213, Jake was checking his voicemail while Caroline was in the bathroom doing her make-up. She then came out of the bathroom where talk led to Jake needing a haircut, his foot fetish, some inappropriate groping and finally talk about the voicemail which makes him admit that he misses his pack back home now that he's cut off.
Jamie: That's a bit too much detail.
Jack: You don't care a bit about the detail.
Jamie: You think maybe Jake has less of a foot fetish and more of a paw fetish?
Columbus: I think now would be a good time to move on.
Jamie: Moving on!
Jack: Moving on!
Town
Jamie: And in town today Dave was enjoying coffee and a newspaper at the perk. Topher was looking through pictures on his computer at Stark Industries. Zayne was taking a nap at MCA. Mary had a pile of mattresses on the fifth floor at the Arms. Dani was carving pumpkins at the Gig. And Bo was making Skittle shots at the Devil's Nest.
Jack: Quiet day.
Columbus: It's nice having a quiet day.
Jamie: Which dooms us next week when some bizarre monster invasion occurs.
Jack: Swell. Have a Good Morning Fandom!