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Fandom Radio, July 9
JAYE: Hi, it's me again. Sober this time. And I have a guest with me. Yes, again.
JAROD: Good evening, Fandom. I'm also sober, but I guess that isn't such an event. Why is that such an event, Jaye? Do you need counseling? Because I could give you a name...
JAYE: I don't need counseling. Shhhh to the entire listening audience. We report stuff now, right? Stuff that is not me drinking or not drinking?
JAROD: *whispers* I still have that number, if you need it after the broadcast. *clears throat* Right, of course. So, what's first on the list? You know what you're doing, I'm just here for...actually, why am I here?
JAYE: ...Because.
Edumacation
JAYE: First thing up would be education. Which... we kind of don't have today. People played basketball, so yay for physical fitness. Or something.
Living Conditions
JAROD: And apparently sports are the main activity today, at least until later. Which we'll get into, uh, later. Anyway, Peter Parker, Isabel, Anders, Sam Carter, Sawyer, and Tempe head out early to watch a baseball game in Baltimore. Elsewhere in the dorms, Conner, Nadia, Pip, English Peter, and Ivanova watch the World Cup. Wait, Ivanova's back? When did that happen? *sounds of notes rustling*
JAYE: No idea, I've been gone all weekend. And apparently it was almost all soccer talk, anyway. And they'll yell at me that it's football. There were also apology talks and stuff, and if I don't stay too detailed, bite me, I have 80 pages of notes here. Dawn made quesadillas on the third floor, with Cute Sam, Sawyer and Hermione showing up. And now I'm hungry.
JAROD: Me too. If you want to stop by the Sin, I could probably make you a burger or something after the broadcast. Anyway, outside the dorms this morning, River does some painting, Tyler doesn't recognize the subject, and Pippi does. Huh. I don't recognize River and Tyler. Must be non-drinkers.
In other dorm news, Nadia wakes up alone in Walter's bed, and I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Walter comes back later and I hope you're safe, Walter, because Nadia was really worried about you, which I assume is what Pippi told you when she visited. She wasn't the only one who was happy to see him--Nadia, Alphonse, and Seras were also thrilled to see him. As, I assume, was his dog. He fills Pip in on his adventures and found time to get mad at Cally. My notes say it's justified, but I wasn't there, so I'm going to stay out of it.
JAYE: Probably a good move there. Cally did the letter-writing thing, there's something about Aeryn loving her friend's pets, and Jude and Sak made with the kissy. Awww. Your flags will be ready for pickup as soon as I get around to it.
Jack is back, and he sees Pretty Sam and Cedric. That's two parties you've missed now, mister, don't think I'm not keeping track. Veronica and Archie got back today, too, and I guess today was just the day for it. And then Tim and Gwynn had a date in the woods and Phoebe, Bel and their kitties packed for the cabins. Which will come later because we loves us some cabins.
Out and About
JAROD: I'm sorry, I must be reading this wrong. Because according to these notes, GOB and Becky can't figure out if they're married or not. Um, guys? At the risk of having you show up at the radio station with an Eighties theme song and guns blazing, if there wasn't a ceremony before a judge or a preacher, you're not married. Especially if you were as drunk as I figure you'd have to be not to remember that you actually did that. *covers microphone slightly* Does this town have an Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? Because I'm beginning to think we need one. Do we even have someone who can perform legal marriages in town? Because I'm thinking not, in which case this may not be as big a problem as people keep making it.
Anyway, in the rest of town, Dr. Cox moves in and redecorates his room, Cameron and Peter Griffin show up to work at the movie theater, Peter Parker interviews Elliot Reid, Tim and Daisy have brunch at Luke's Diner, Ernest--who's Ernest?--gets injured working at the hotel, and Clark finds his duck in the park. Is that a euphemism? Or are those the ducks that the guys were in Caritas buying alcohol for last week?
*pause*
In this town, even the ducks need alcohol counseling.
JAYE: We like it this way. In a complete accident of segue, over at Caritas, Elliot tried to be funny at GOB. I bet that worked. And Willow tried to cheer him up. Wow, GOB, you're just having a great night, huh? And then to make things more interesting, he tries to keep Becky away from Willow, which totally doesn't work. And Dr. Cox and Elliot aren't too pleased to see each other again. Is there dirt? Can I hear it? Then there's the clinic and Caritas was more interesting. The end. For that bit.
Random Crap That Doesn't Fit Anywhere Else YAY CABINS!
JAYE: And now it's the best part ever, because the cabins? Best thing ever. Up at Seawhorse, D'Anna, Cute Sam and I were all glad to be back. And D made margaritas. Jarod, shh. Alec talked to Pretty Sam about body heat, and I am not asking, and there seemed to be some conversations about me and Alec making noise. It has nothing to do with talk of shirtless me- thanks, Cedric- or... anything else. Really. And in Three-Toed Sloth, Conner apologized to Marie, and the weird guy who lives next door tripped over the campfire. You might want to watch out for those.
In Meerkat, Dawn flailed to Molly, Aeryn filled Rory in on petsitting, Rory caught up with Molly and Dawn... I should have brought water with me here. Molly and Isabel talked pranks, Isabel told Rory about the game, and Aeryn and Isabel talked about the not-boys in the talent show. Which I just realized I missed. Gah. Someone tell me they got video.
Lana and Bel talked Kumbayah at Koala, and at Squirrel, Cally apologizes to Pippi for trying to fondle her, wow, Nadia and Pippi talked about Walter, and Cally gave Nadia a book. Normally I'd end my bit on something more climactic, but shhh. Your turn.
JAROD: And, we're on to Stickbug cabin, and what the heck is a stickbug, anyway? Before I get arrested for digressing, I'll tell you that English Peter tells Greg about his trip, Willow tells English Peter about her rat, Isabel welcomes English Peter home, Greg makes the campfire turn colors for Isabel, and Greg, you should really see what she can do to a car. Er, not that I know anything about that, Parker.
Moving on...Willow refuses to put her rat in bondage without the rat's consent, which I guess is only polite, John and Greg try to determine their cabin's gender...Okay, what? Guys, I know there's a psychiatrist in town. I'm sure she's taking new appointments. Just a suggestion. John tells Greg about petsitting, John, Greg, and English Peter say hi to Kawalsky, and Peter Parker gets his girlfriend back. Is that like the book I saw about Stella and her groove?
In Pangolin Cabin, Anders asks Xander if he and Bridge had fun, which embarrasses Xander, and then Xander and Bridge, but cutely. Then, because my girlfriend enjoys watching people squirm, er, not dirty, Parker offers Xander some pictures. Angela moves into the cabin, and catches up with Xander and Bridge. Who are hopefully no longer embarrassed, despite Parker's efforts. Speaking of Parker, who will hopefully still be talking to me tomorrow, she welcomed Angela back and asked Bridge to fix the showers. Uh, Parker? You can always borrow mine, if yours is giving you trouble. Or not. She also got offered cupcakes by Anders, and that better not be a euphemism, and, finally, she harassed Conner. Or asked him why he was mopey. I say tomato, you say...actually, why would you say tomato if I just said it?
JAYE: Maybe if you were really bored? Say it, let's see what I do.
JAROD: Tomato.
JAYE: ...Yeah, I'm not that bored.
JAYE: Say good night to Fandom, Jarod.
JAROD: Good night to Fandom!
JAYE: Much thanks to my wonderful cohost tonight, and good night. Be quieter next time.
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JAROD: Good evening, Fandom. I'm also sober, but I guess that isn't such an event. Why is that such an event, Jaye? Do you need counseling? Because I could give you a name...
JAYE: I don't need counseling. Shhhh to the entire listening audience. We report stuff now, right? Stuff that is not me drinking or not drinking?
JAROD: *whispers* I still have that number, if you need it after the broadcast. *clears throat* Right, of course. So, what's first on the list? You know what you're doing, I'm just here for...actually, why am I here?
JAYE: ...Because.
Edumacation
JAYE: First thing up would be education. Which... we kind of don't have today. People played basketball, so yay for physical fitness. Or something.
Living Conditions
JAROD: And apparently sports are the main activity today, at least until later. Which we'll get into, uh, later. Anyway, Peter Parker, Isabel, Anders, Sam Carter, Sawyer, and Tempe head out early to watch a baseball game in Baltimore. Elsewhere in the dorms, Conner, Nadia, Pip, English Peter, and Ivanova watch the World Cup. Wait, Ivanova's back? When did that happen? *sounds of notes rustling*
JAYE: No idea, I've been gone all weekend. And apparently it was almost all soccer talk, anyway. And they'll yell at me that it's football. There were also apology talks and stuff, and if I don't stay too detailed, bite me, I have 80 pages of notes here. Dawn made quesadillas on the third floor, with Cute Sam, Sawyer and Hermione showing up. And now I'm hungry.
JAROD: Me too. If you want to stop by the Sin, I could probably make you a burger or something after the broadcast. Anyway, outside the dorms this morning, River does some painting, Tyler doesn't recognize the subject, and Pippi does. Huh. I don't recognize River and Tyler. Must be non-drinkers.
In other dorm news, Nadia wakes up alone in Walter's bed, and I don't know if that's a good thing or not. Walter comes back later and I hope you're safe, Walter, because Nadia was really worried about you, which I assume is what Pippi told you when she visited. She wasn't the only one who was happy to see him--Nadia, Alphonse, and Seras were also thrilled to see him. As, I assume, was his dog. He fills Pip in on his adventures and found time to get mad at Cally. My notes say it's justified, but I wasn't there, so I'm going to stay out of it.
JAYE: Probably a good move there. Cally did the letter-writing thing, there's something about Aeryn loving her friend's pets, and Jude and Sak made with the kissy. Awww. Your flags will be ready for pickup as soon as I get around to it.
Jack is back, and he sees Pretty Sam and Cedric. That's two parties you've missed now, mister, don't think I'm not keeping track. Veronica and Archie got back today, too, and I guess today was just the day for it. And then Tim and Gwynn had a date in the woods and Phoebe, Bel and their kitties packed for the cabins. Which will come later because we loves us some cabins.
Out and About
JAROD: I'm sorry, I must be reading this wrong. Because according to these notes, GOB and Becky can't figure out if they're married or not. Um, guys? At the risk of having you show up at the radio station with an Eighties theme song and guns blazing, if there wasn't a ceremony before a judge or a preacher, you're not married. Especially if you were as drunk as I figure you'd have to be not to remember that you actually did that. *covers microphone slightly* Does this town have an Alcoholics Anonymous chapter? Because I'm beginning to think we need one. Do we even have someone who can perform legal marriages in town? Because I'm thinking not, in which case this may not be as big a problem as people keep making it.
Anyway, in the rest of town, Dr. Cox moves in and redecorates his room, Cameron and Peter Griffin show up to work at the movie theater, Peter Parker interviews Elliot Reid, Tim and Daisy have brunch at Luke's Diner, Ernest--who's Ernest?--gets injured working at the hotel, and Clark finds his duck in the park. Is that a euphemism? Or are those the ducks that the guys were in Caritas buying alcohol for last week?
*pause*
In this town, even the ducks need alcohol counseling.
JAYE: We like it this way. In a complete accident of segue, over at Caritas, Elliot tried to be funny at GOB. I bet that worked. And Willow tried to cheer him up. Wow, GOB, you're just having a great night, huh? And then to make things more interesting, he tries to keep Becky away from Willow, which totally doesn't work. And Dr. Cox and Elliot aren't too pleased to see each other again. Is there dirt? Can I hear it? Then there's the clinic and Caritas was more interesting. The end. For that bit.
JAYE: And now it's the best part ever, because the cabins? Best thing ever. Up at Sea
In Meerkat, Dawn flailed to Molly, Aeryn filled Rory in on petsitting, Rory caught up with Molly and Dawn... I should have brought water with me here. Molly and Isabel talked pranks, Isabel told Rory about the game, and Aeryn and Isabel talked about the not-boys in the talent show. Which I just realized I missed. Gah. Someone tell me they got video.
Lana and Bel talked Kumbayah at Koala, and at Squirrel, Cally apologizes to Pippi for trying to fondle her, wow, Nadia and Pippi talked about Walter, and Cally gave Nadia a book. Normally I'd end my bit on something more climactic, but shhh. Your turn.
JAROD: And, we're on to Stickbug cabin, and what the heck is a stickbug, anyway? Before I get arrested for digressing, I'll tell you that English Peter tells Greg about his trip, Willow tells English Peter about her rat, Isabel welcomes English Peter home, Greg makes the campfire turn colors for Isabel, and Greg, you should really see what she can do to a car. Er, not that I know anything about that, Parker.
Moving on...Willow refuses to put her rat in bondage without the rat's consent, which I guess is only polite, John and Greg try to determine their cabin's gender...Okay, what? Guys, I know there's a psychiatrist in town. I'm sure she's taking new appointments. Just a suggestion. John tells Greg about petsitting, John, Greg, and English Peter say hi to Kawalsky, and Peter Parker gets his girlfriend back. Is that like the book I saw about Stella and her groove?
In Pangolin Cabin, Anders asks Xander if he and Bridge had fun, which embarrasses Xander, and then Xander and Bridge, but cutely. Then, because my girlfriend enjoys watching people squirm, er, not dirty, Parker offers Xander some pictures. Angela moves into the cabin, and catches up with Xander and Bridge. Who are hopefully no longer embarrassed, despite Parker's efforts. Speaking of Parker, who will hopefully still be talking to me tomorrow, she welcomed Angela back and asked Bridge to fix the showers. Uh, Parker? You can always borrow mine, if yours is giving you trouble. Or not. She also got offered cupcakes by Anders, and that better not be a euphemism, and, finally, she harassed Conner. Or asked him why he was mopey. I say tomato, you say...actually, why would you say tomato if I just said it?
JAYE: Maybe if you were really bored? Say it, let's see what I do.
JAROD: Tomato.
JAYE: ...Yeah, I'm not that bored.
JAYE: Say good night to Fandom, Jarod.
JAROD: Good night to Fandom!
JAYE: Much thanks to my wonderful cohost tonight, and good night. Be quieter next time.
[Co-written with the omg so awesome
jarodpretends. You get cookies!]
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Ending with, "It is not a euphemism!"
Someone was going to be getting a talking-to, tomorrow.
[ooc: you're both so nuts. I love it.]
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