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fandom_radio2010-10-21 08:35 pm
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Fandom Radio - October 21
John: Seriously? This is how they kidnap you?
Jaina: No mocking. Besides, it's not really kidnapping, it's more like coercion.
John: Yeah, I'm still gonna mock.
Jaina: *papers rustling* No, you're going to take a stack of notes here and help me out. Here you go.
SCHOOL
Jaina: Ethics got the class on wrath, giving them a choice between following orders and freeing slaves. I know not what this 'following orders' thing is. They got to listen to the lecture in an engine room, and Medusalith was confused about the assignment and had to have Scully explain how you don't just blindly follow orders. Scully needed to ask Grandfather why they couldn't do both, Squall thought most of the students were morons, which I'm willing to bet is not exactly correct, and Medusalith didn't know what slavery even was. That explains her question, probably.
Classic American Film watchedmeta for Die Hard. I have vague memories of that movie.
John: That movie is awesome. I can't imagine why you don't remember clearly.
Jaina: You can't? Well, that's sad.
Tracking learned that you can pick up on physical traces people have left behind, and talked about how being a different gender affected them. I'd say it affected me by sucking, but that's me. Shipwrecks learned about the Belgrano warship, which sunk in 1982. That means nothing to me.
William got a library aide job, and he got to help Rilla find books for Faramir, and guess what, it's not my turn anymore.
John: So, the Glee Club - which is just a weird name, are they always happy? *chittering* You know, I still don't speak squirrel so that's less than helpful. Anyway, these Glee kids sang about their gender and Rinoa wanted to get a chorus of Dude Looks Like a Lady going. Apparently there was a lot of time, because then the group got all thinky about doing Hey Mickey for some show. Quinn taught Medusa and Ariel the words while Ellie listened. Apparently now your gramps is a big singer and advising this club. Gotta say, that puts the image of Anakin in a cheer uniform in my head. Someone get it out.
Jaina: ...That is possibly the worst thing you've ever said and now it's in my head, too.
John: My work here is done.
Jaina: You're in so much trouble when we're done with this.
John: Hey, you're the one who said I was supposed to help. I could be back in my office blasting music like Loki.
Jaina: You're still in trouble. Don't think logic and good points are going to help you there.
DORMS
Jaina: And now I get to talk about what happened in the dorms today. Now that I teach it feels a little like tattling. Oh, well. Rosalind was looking up zoos on her computer, which she told Jacob was so she could take her little sister for her birthday. Alex Karev stopped by to tell her he wanted to get her with a snowball on the trip, but she doesn't think he would have succeeded. You say that now, and then you're completely surprised when someone manages it. Rosalind also got a call from Elena- the version that went here and not her little sister, and it's nice to know that stuff like that still happens to other people. Effy was working on a... pornohrette in her room... What's a pornhorette?
*chittering*
Okay, point gotten, squirrels, you didn't have to describe it with gestures. Let's call it "wall art," which distracted Alex Karev from what he came to talk to her about. I can imagine. And luckily Effy's roommate Peter approved. It's good when your roommate shares your taste? I don't even know what to say there.
Moving on!
Peter also paid a visit to Emma, and Alexander was preparing his clothes for homecoming, where Maladicta asked him to take in her dress. I feel sixteen saying that right now.
John: Too bad it wasn't last weekend, George could've worn your old dress!
Jaina: Yeah, my dresses would have been a little short for you to borrow.
John: It worries me that you think I'd try. Though, I gotta say I approve of Jaime and Raven's dance lesson in the salle, assuming they're doing it Aly-style and hiding weapons on their person first. Tonight, instead of focusing on who's taking who to the dance, Bruce watched Project Runway in the common room. Way to stick a finger to the man, being Roy and Ino who teased Bruce about his programming choice.
TOWN
John: Okay little blond squirrel, I'm not even gonna pretend to understand those weird gestures. Let's assume you're confirming these notes are for the town and I'm supposed to read them since Jaina's a slave driver. Ah, Jessica the redhead got a Snookie visitor at her apartment. Maybe they're making plans like Ino and Elphaba to hit up the Onsen.
Then people worked. *chittering* Again, no hablo squirrel.
Jaina: It's probably trying to tell you that you need a little more detail than 'then people worked.'
John: I like how you just confirm the slave driver bit, but judging by the look on your face, I'm gonna just roll into it. Ellie was busy at the Arms, Lindsay prepped at Nash Sporting Goods, Faith ignored a clock at Things Reborn, Curly Cally considered dresses at Strokes of Genius, Christian prepped for that Glee thing I bet at Groovy Tunes, Book Haven had books and Millie, Rikku was her bouncy self at Fixer-Uppers and maybe she can hook up George who was all disaffected teen at T&C.
Cally must've gotten hold of some since she made a bouncy seat for Nicky at MCA and Tim gets an earful about her kiddo not being a catapult. I'm with Tim here. That would be both awesome and useful. Tara and her cat got a lunch visit from Kennedy at the Magic Box while Helen had her usual James visit at the Gig. Jono and Ariel got their date on at the movie theater, complete with argument over who paid for the popcorn. Luckily it didn't go to blows and Scully didn't have to fix her blood inventory at the clinic. Riiiight.
You know what's missing?
Jaina: For some reason I'm afraid to ask, but what's missing?
John: The bar. No wonder I got roped into radio. HEY! Aren't I supposed to get paid in rum?
Jaina: No, that's the squirrels who get paid that way. We just get gratitude. I think.
John: Well that sucks.
Jaina: It does. But on the plus side, that's all our notes so we're free to go.
John: Hey, you don't have to tell me twice!
Jaina: We're free to go.
John: That's her version of good night, Fandom!
[Much thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
missed_the_gate for the assist!]
Jaina: No mocking. Besides, it's not really kidnapping, it's more like coercion.
John: Yeah, I'm still gonna mock.
Jaina: *papers rustling* No, you're going to take a stack of notes here and help me out. Here you go.
SCHOOL
Jaina: Ethics got the class on wrath, giving them a choice between following orders and freeing slaves. I know not what this 'following orders' thing is. They got to listen to the lecture in an engine room, and Medusalith was confused about the assignment and had to have Scully explain how you don't just blindly follow orders. Scully needed to ask Grandfather why they couldn't do both, Squall thought most of the students were morons, which I'm willing to bet is not exactly correct, and Medusalith didn't know what slavery even was. That explains her question, probably.
Classic American Film watched
John: That movie is awesome. I can't imagine why you don't remember clearly.
Jaina: You can't? Well, that's sad.
Tracking learned that you can pick up on physical traces people have left behind, and talked about how being a different gender affected them. I'd say it affected me by sucking, but that's me. Shipwrecks learned about the Belgrano warship, which sunk in 1982. That means nothing to me.
William got a library aide job, and he got to help Rilla find books for Faramir, and guess what, it's not my turn anymore.
John: So, the Glee Club - which is just a weird name, are they always happy? *chittering* You know, I still don't speak squirrel so that's less than helpful. Anyway, these Glee kids sang about their gender and Rinoa wanted to get a chorus of Dude Looks Like a Lady going. Apparently there was a lot of time, because then the group got all thinky about doing Hey Mickey for some show. Quinn taught Medusa and Ariel the words while Ellie listened. Apparently now your gramps is a big singer and advising this club. Gotta say, that puts the image of Anakin in a cheer uniform in my head. Someone get it out.
Jaina: ...That is possibly the worst thing you've ever said and now it's in my head, too.
John: My work here is done.
Jaina: You're in so much trouble when we're done with this.
John: Hey, you're the one who said I was supposed to help. I could be back in my office blasting music like Loki.
Jaina: You're still in trouble. Don't think logic and good points are going to help you there.
DORMS
Jaina: And now I get to talk about what happened in the dorms today. Now that I teach it feels a little like tattling. Oh, well. Rosalind was looking up zoos on her computer, which she told Jacob was so she could take her little sister for her birthday. Alex Karev stopped by to tell her he wanted to get her with a snowball on the trip, but she doesn't think he would have succeeded. You say that now, and then you're completely surprised when someone manages it. Rosalind also got a call from Elena- the version that went here and not her little sister, and it's nice to know that stuff like that still happens to other people. Effy was working on a... pornohrette in her room... What's a pornhorette?
*chittering*
Okay, point gotten, squirrels, you didn't have to describe it with gestures. Let's call it "wall art," which distracted Alex Karev from what he came to talk to her about. I can imagine. And luckily Effy's roommate Peter approved. It's good when your roommate shares your taste? I don't even know what to say there.
Moving on!
Peter also paid a visit to Emma, and Alexander was preparing his clothes for homecoming, where Maladicta asked him to take in her dress. I feel sixteen saying that right now.
John: Too bad it wasn't last weekend, George could've worn your old dress!
Jaina: Yeah, my dresses would have been a little short for you to borrow.
John: It worries me that you think I'd try. Though, I gotta say I approve of Jaime and Raven's dance lesson in the salle, assuming they're doing it Aly-style and hiding weapons on their person first. Tonight, instead of focusing on who's taking who to the dance, Bruce watched Project Runway in the common room. Way to stick a finger to the man, being Roy and Ino who teased Bruce about his programming choice.
TOWN
John: Okay little blond squirrel, I'm not even gonna pretend to understand those weird gestures. Let's assume you're confirming these notes are for the town and I'm supposed to read them since Jaina's a slave driver. Ah, Jessica the redhead got a Snookie visitor at her apartment. Maybe they're making plans like Ino and Elphaba to hit up the Onsen.
Then people worked. *chittering* Again, no hablo squirrel.
Jaina: It's probably trying to tell you that you need a little more detail than 'then people worked.'
John: I like how you just confirm the slave driver bit, but judging by the look on your face, I'm gonna just roll into it. Ellie was busy at the Arms, Lindsay prepped at Nash Sporting Goods, Faith ignored a clock at Things Reborn, Curly Cally considered dresses at Strokes of Genius, Christian prepped for that Glee thing I bet at Groovy Tunes, Book Haven had books and Millie, Rikku was her bouncy self at Fixer-Uppers and maybe she can hook up George who was all disaffected teen at T&C.
Cally must've gotten hold of some since she made a bouncy seat for Nicky at MCA and Tim gets an earful about her kiddo not being a catapult. I'm with Tim here. That would be both awesome and useful. Tara and her cat got a lunch visit from Kennedy at the Magic Box while Helen had her usual James visit at the Gig. Jono and Ariel got their date on at the movie theater, complete with argument over who paid for the popcorn. Luckily it didn't go to blows and Scully didn't have to fix her blood inventory at the clinic. Riiiight.
You know what's missing?
Jaina: For some reason I'm afraid to ask, but what's missing?
John: The bar. No wonder I got roped into radio. HEY! Aren't I supposed to get paid in rum?
Jaina: No, that's the squirrels who get paid that way. We just get gratitude. I think.
John: Well that sucks.
Jaina: It does. But on the plus side, that's all our notes so we're free to go.
John: Hey, you don't have to tell me twice!
Jaina: We're free to go.
John: That's her version of good night, Fandom!
[Much thanks to
missed_the_gate for the assist!]