http://laceycantlie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-04-27 11:38 pm

Fandom Radio, April 27

Lacey: Hi there, Fandom! Happy break week. Is everybody enjoying the leadup to graduation? All that downtime before the big day.

Katchoo: *unintelligible but vitriolic mumbling*

Lacey: Oh, I'm sorry, what was that, Katchoo? I didn't quite catch that. Speak up a little?

Katchoo: *FEEDBACK*

Lacey: Well, don't hold back, tell us how you really f-- on second thought, oh, look! Helpful squirrels with notes. Wow! *nervous giggle* They must really want us to read?

Katchoo: Aw, gee, Ya don't say.

Dorms

Katchoo: Since there wasn't a frikkin' thing to talk about in school today, since it was break and all, surprise frikkin' surprise, people were bumming around the dorms and crap. Except for those crazy Reserves workaholics, busy trying to figure out how to defend the island in case we get invaded while we're all kids or insane for the weekend or whatever. When they weren't eating cookies and socializing, unless it was Ben and Tiny Creepy Kid conspiring about how to keep Jaina from leaving. Oh, did I spoil your little secret plan there, kids? Oops. And the guys who run the thing were there. Being in charge and all. Jonas's mess of blueberry pancake making got Karla's attention, and what they got out of it was that nothing was on fire. Good start. I assume it stayed that way. Not to sound like I'm encouraging arson -- I'm not, Lacey, quit hyperventilating -- but it's almost a shame we didn't get a chance to put that fire drill to use. But then again, it wasn't raining anything ridiculous so that probably jinxed it. Azula wondered if it was a ritual that exploded in Jonas's face. You could say it was, probably. Pancakes can be serious business.

Lacey: Oh, yeah. Jack Priest was in a good mood, which probably made sure his conversation with Rose about summer plans, Dimitri being a baby bear cub -- awwwwwwwwwwwww -- and not letting her cut her hair when she was little over the weekend which I'm still really sorry I missed out on -- anyway, that conversation was probably pleasant. Jacob's attempt to inhale possibly his own weight in food was interrupted by a visit from Morgana, and since the squirrels say there was "kissy time" involved, it's safe to say he didn't mind the interruption. Poor Kurt, on the other hand, got dumped over the phone. Wow. That is not an auspicious start to the break.

Katchoo: Gee, you think?

Lacey: I'm reasonably certain, yes, thanks. Jen Walters was packing up, since as she told Ellie she's leaving right after graduation to head for L.A.

Katchoo: Careful, kid, that town will frikkin' eat you alive if you let it. And Bruce and Jaina were in the fifth floor common room tonight watching basketball and eating popcorn.

Lacey: Let's see, today's business news. Photo Hut was open but Jack Burton appeared to be hiding, Hinata had some cleanup on her hands when her cat knocked over a display at Book Haven, Ino was singing and to all appearances thoughtful at Covent Garden Flowers, Sergeant Angua was at the onsen trying to make herself get in the water, Didi was fingerpainting at Turtle and Canary, Captain Price stopped in to see Mary at the Arms, Lion-O was at Cafe Fina with lots of cake --

*squirrel chanting*

. . . why do you always have to insist that the cake is a lie? What is wrong with you? Have you no faith in baked goods? Pastry cynics. I swear. Kris was tending to The Gig's horses, Spock was reliably punctual as always at Stark Industries, Jill was also, according to the squirrels, in a thoughtful mood at Fourth Dimension, and Jono had happy music going at Groovy Tunes.

Katchoo: That seems a little disturbing somehow. The happy music. Dinah and Priestly hit up Inks and Holes to get Dinah a tattoo and a piercing and somewhere, someone is screaming about how this is the beginning of the slippery slope of degeneracy and that person can cram it. Raven was at Dite's Decadent Delights putting up Boobquake shirts -- don't even wanna know -- and hopefully didn't pass out from the crappy blood circulation when Hannibal stopped in and made her blush a lot. She had a happy little reunion with Liir when he came in, at least up until the really tall order of catching up she had to do for him, I'm guessing. Sookie confused the kitchen staff at Luke's by yelling at 'em, and don't think I don't see you fistpumping in victory over there, Lacey, and Shelley discussed . . . the complexions of . . . free-range cows . . . with Sookie. Yeah. Not asking. Dimitri wasn't putting up with Jessi's crap at Atlas, but he did discuss training and classes and Rose with Bond. Oh, hey, looks like Geoffrey's back. He stopped by Sophie's place this afternoon.

Lacey: At Caritas, Tino's good mood . . . Tino was in a good mood? Yeah, if I were Robin I'd be concerned about that too. Yikes. Henry got a little bit flirty with Robin about both of them looking good, and discussed island weirdness -- ah, the Fandom bottomless well of conversation. I'm pretty sure that one will never run dry. Hope and Ashley did tequila shots to celebrate Ashley's birthday, Rose brought Ashley a present and . . . discussed nail polish with her, Price didn't bake Ashley a cake --

*chittering*

Oh, knock it off. That still doesn't mean the cake is a lie. What is this obsession of yours? Dimitri wished Ashley a happy birthday too, and found out they're the same age, and Robin tried to guess Ashley's age but just ended up drinking with her instead. Rose ordered a Coke, and talked to Robin about sugar hangovers and saving up stamina for the weekend --

Katchoo: Not dirty? Aw, shut up, you know someone was thinking it. Adrian stuck by his decision to lie to Robin over last weekend about root beer being beer. Heh. Lying to the little kids, Adrian? I like you. And then he and Rose joked about what they were doing there -- getting drinks at a bar, maybe? -- and Rose's theory of drink-buying karma. Price called Robin an amateur when it comes to shooting skills. Lacey's scandalized. I have to tell you these things, because she still thinks you guys can see her over the air or something. LACEY. IT's A MICROPHONE, NOT A CAMERA.

Lacey: Oh, shut up. Dimitri was just drinking water, but promised Robin he'd tip well anyway because she's not Tino. Who, he says, has fear issues.

Katchoo: Or just Tino-issues.

Lacey: Or that, yes. The squirrels, finally, would like us to know that Rose and Dimitri are dorks who made eye contact but didn't talk.

Katchoo: Maybe there was some kind of secret drink code that the squirrels don't know. Hey, there's an idea.

*thunk*

OW. LITTLE BASTARDS, I'M GONNA --

*click*