http://laceycantlie.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] laceycantlie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2010-01-27 01:07 am

Fandom Radio, January 26

Lacey: No, no, no, no pie. You get that out of here! Get it out now!

Katchoo: Aww, geez, Lacey. What've you got against a poor innocent lemon meringue, huh?

Lacey: Get it out get it out get it --

Katchoo: Aw, for crying out . . . *SIGH* You heard her. Just leave it outside the door or somethin', will ya? *exasperated chittering* Yeah. Sorry. Hey, people. 's Katina Choovanski here, and the wussy ball of whimper over there is Lacey Burrows. She's usually a lot perkier but ever since the weekend she's got this pie phobia. It's pretty funny. HEY, LACEY, YOU WANNA SLICE OF STRAWBERRY RHUBARB?

Lacey: *FEEDBACK!!!!!!*

Katchoo: . . . that was impressive. Go, Lacey. 'kay. News and all that crap.

Classes

Katchoo: What, you thought it was gonna be a movie day today just 'cause we got overrun by a million crazy frikkin' gremlins over the weekend? Yeah, right. 'kay, so it was if you were in Magical Ethics, except it wasn't a complete freebie. Yeah, they got to watch Arachnid Boy, buuuuuuuuuut they had to discuss it too. Or, if you were Tony or Alysha, be around to answer questions and crap like that. Ethics, everyone's favorite playground of light fluffy topics and lectures, got to have fun discussing pride and how high the stakes gotta be before you admit -- HEY, LACEY, LOOK, PIE! No, wait, hallucination, oops! -- you were wrong. Kinda like that.

Lacey: Oh, there's wrong going on here, all right. As in grievance, oh, you better believe it . . .

Katchoo: Do you need a doll to hold or something? Griff the TA and Anakin were both there. Doin' their thing. Monomyths did their thing, too --

Lacey: -- namely, listening to Cindy's lecture. On coping methods.

Katchoo: Kinda too bad you missed it, then.

Lacey: I mean, the kind that heroines on the feminine journey use when they set out on their . . . journey.

Katchoo: Oh, well, that won't do you any good. Arthur checked on Morgana during class, and I feel like I gotta go 'aww' there. And he'll throttle me tomorrow. It'll be worth it. There was paired-off discussion, or more like paired-off trying to cram a list of fictional heroines into different boxes while Anemone and Blysse acted like however the hell TAs are supposed to act. Concepts of Justice covered the adversarial system, complete with lecture and pros-and-cons discussion, and a discussion about the ethics of defending the guilty in court. TA Karla got smacked down by fellow TA Kurt, who got checked on by Alex, when she offered to heal him.

Lacey: Well, I guess you can't go around offering to heal people all willy-nilly. Right?

Katchoo: Right. 'cause I'm the expert.

Lacey: Oh, look, a topical stack of notes on Living With Difficult Women. After Max's lecture on why difficult women can be worth knowing --

Katchoo: Damn frikkin' right.

Lacey: -- the class did some speculation on what difficult women might have to offer, unless you were Aravis and Leia, who think difficult men are the real concern, and Helen, who agreed..

Katchoo: Gotta agree there. Ino checked in with Max after the class about gremlin-fighting exploits over the weekend. Over in the library, Anemone was still scrubbing up gremlin gunk, and Henry's list of ruined books got interrupted by Cindy coming to return some of his stuff.

Lacey: And in Mountie-related news, Fraser was in his office going through paperwork.

Katchoo: Either he really loves paperwork, or . .

Lacey: . . . or oh look it's the dorm life notes.

Dorms

Lacey: Beka was hanging out in her room and reading today, and it seems like mostly a quiet day. Reserves met as usual --

Katchoo: HEY. Lemme read that part. So, blah blah blah, people hung out and mingled, yadda yadda, and Kennedy and Dru talked about fighting gremlins over the weekend which is something I never want to do again with that obnoxious little *feedback*. Tiny Creepy Kid and the motormouth were bad enough. The point of the thing was discussing how the invasion could've been handled better. I suggest not having one next time.

Lacey: Oh, right. I'll get right on filling out the request paperwork for that for you, will I? The leaders were around to talk to, like Arthur and Leto, and Zack, who got in trouble with Ino for giving away his potions over the weekend, but got flirted with anyway. Awwwwww.

Katchoo: Aaaaaaaand Hayley was cryin' over an omelet in the fourth floor common room tonight. No, wait. Burning herself making the omelet. Which . . . got her a lecture on protective gear from Momoko. The squirrels want to make sure we know that Momoko can only make chili and octopus-shaped hotdogs. Good to know.

Lacey: Ooooh, I like that hotdog idea, I could --

Katchoo: MOVING ON. Momoko recognized Azula from Tactics last semester, and was bouncy at her, and wanted to know if her name is Kaoru. Apparently she reminds Momoko of someone back home. Things like hot frying pans mean nothing to Azula, who was givin' Hayley crap about not being able to handle a little pain.

Lacey: Sounds like you. I bet you two would get along just great.

Katchoo: Oh, I will show you pain.

Town

Lacey: Or we could just keep reading. Fourth Dimension got some post-gremlin cleanup courtesy of Jill, and Spock kept an eye out for any possible lingering attack gremlins at Stark Industries. Mary was still cleaning up at the Arms, where Drake showed up on his motorcycle to pick up Aphrodite for a date. Photo Hut also got the post-invasion cleaning job from Jack Burton. Loki was cleaning up gremlin guts at MHA, too, and not very happy about it. Hopefully he's happy about getting a new tenant in Ashley, though. Well, as happy as he gets. Didi didn't have to work so hard at Turtle and Canary, on the other hand, since Apu cleaned it up already. I . . . would be freaked out too, yes. Ino was less freaked out at Covent Garden Flowers, since she was too happy about getting to fight; Lion-O must have been, too, since he was telling the Cafe Fina staff all about it. Quiet day for Hinata at Book Haven, but watching kittens play always brightens those up, and she got to do that.

Katchoo: I'm not getting you a kitten for your birthday. Forget it. Kate met Bod, one of the new kids, at the Perk. Sounds like it was nicer than Azula getting threatened by Jak on the beach. Though, y'know, I could be wrong. Conversation at the trooper station had Gibbs and Reese talking about stupid people living in Fandom. Did Lacey's name come up?

Lacey: HEY. Dite's Decadent Delights is a little bare. Hee. Of merchandise, that is, although I'm guessing that wasn't why Raven was upset. Joan came in to check on her, and Aphrodite talked to her about violent situations over the weekend. Didi wondered why the store wasn't selling things and got to hear about Raven's weekend.

Katchoo: Which we gather was full of goopy bitey fun. Not like that. Jono had a guitar day at Groovy Tunes, and Atlas Gym had . . . bobcat day, I guess? Rose is still one, and pouncing on everything, and I had to be a stupid frikkin' bunny how is that fair Jaina and Dimitri both probably got some kinda amusement out of it. Wouldn't you?

Lacey: You tell me. You're the one who's been a TINY BUNNY.

Katchoo: Shuddup. Dani dropped by on Kris's shift at the Gig to talk about going to see a horse race, and oh, look it's play rehearsal season again. Offstage is where all the hanging out happens, like Emma and Kate talking about the crappy things in their lives, Emma and Jack Priest getting kinda contentious about Jack's injury over the weekend, and Priestly and Dinah -- look, everybody's still talkin' about the weekend, are we surprised?

Lacey: Well, they rehearsed, too. And helped clean up the theater. Dinah and Tony talked about their gremlin-fighting experiences and the logistics of draining the pool -- oh, gosh, I never even thought about that.

Katchoo: Because you're a wuss who hid.

Lacey: And didn't have to do any extra laundry, thank you very much. Kate talked to Geoffrey about not understanding Anne, and Dinah complained to him about being the villain.

Katchoo: Just channel the 'hellion' part of Bouncy Cheerful Hellion, Lance.

Lacey: And now on to Caritas, where Robin (eeeeeee) was drinking -- possibly to celebrate the evil gremlins being gone, but reasons are optional. Drake got up on stage to sing at some point during his date with Aphrodite, and Robin and Ashley bonded over being Canadian -- OH MY GOSH, ANOTHER ONE, WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS ISLAND. Barney was there to drink away his devastation over the gremlins getting to his porn -- squirrels? I never thought I'd say a sentence like that. Could you please . . . oh, thank you. You're a peach. *slosh* Price met Robin and talked guns and sororities with her. Two great tastes that . . . more rum, squirrel? Thank you. Dani Reese was a little too caffeinated, and confused Robin asking for sarsparilla. Oooh, maybe I should stock specialty sodas.

Katchoo: Start making up an ad slogan on the spot and I hurt you.

Lacey: Oh, fine. How about just a "good night, Fandom" instead?

Katchoo: Yeah, sure, that'll do.

Lacey: Okay, then. Good n--

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[OOC: Oh my god. I spent an hour trying to figure out why my HTML was borked before I posted. One stupid missing quotation mark.]

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-01-27 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
She'd asked Jak not to talk to Azula. And also: "Thanks, Katchoo. Love you too." Dinah stuck out her tongue at the Radio, then flopped back on her bed with the script over her face.

[heeeeeeeeee!]
Edited 2010-01-27 14:06 (UTC)